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WarChild 10-15-2014 07:42 PM

The man who trolled the chemtrail conspiracy tards
 
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On October 1, Chris Bovey?a 41-year-old from Devon, England?thought he?d troll the chemtrails camp. During a flight from Buenos Aires to the UK, his plane had to make an emergency landing in São Paulo and dumped excess fuel to lighten the load. Since he had a window seat, Chris decided to film all the liquid being sprayed out of the wing next to him.


Touching down, he uploaded the video with a caption that suggested it could be evidence of chemtrails, hoping to mess with a couple of friends who he knew might fall for it. The video now has 1.1 million views, nearly 20,000 shares, and dozens of comments telling viewers to ?wake the F up," or accusing naysayers of being ?stupid paid shills."

He then claimed (falsely) that he?d been detained at Heathrow upon arrival, been interrogated by the authorities, and had his phone confiscated. That riled everyone up even more, with ?conspiraloon? (Chris?s term) website NeonNettle.com picking up the story and reporting it as evidence of chemtrails.



The video Chris filmed from his seat

Mick West?editor of anti-conspiracy theory website Metabunk, which published an article explaining why Chris?s video was a hoax?explained the history of the chemtrails theory to me. ?It started back in the late 1990s,? he said. ?People just noticed contrails?the condensation trails behind planes?for the first time, and got this idea that a normal contrail shouldn?t persist for very long. So if anything lasted for more than a few minutes, it must be something being sprayed.?

While chemtrails advocates might accuse sheeple of believing everything their governments tell them, they themselves tend to believe a lot of the stuff their internet tells them. West thinks its the proliferation of unverified ?evidence? online that?s led to this particular conspiracy theory remaining so popular.

?People share things that look interesting without really looking into them, and they take the word of whoever?s posting it that it?s a real thing,? he said. ?I knew from the start that it was some kind of hoax, but people want to have their worldview confirmed, so when they see something that seems to fit their worldview they jump on it.?

In Chris?s case, that involved being invited onto a radio show hosted by Richie Allen, a friend of David Icke?the man who claims we?re being ruled by a group of lizard overlords disguised as world leaders. On air, Chris admitted that the whole thing was a hoax and got into an argument with the host about the validity of the chemtrails theory...
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MrTrollkien 10-15-2014 07:46 PM

Chemtards are the silliest of all the conspiracy theorists. They want to believe it so bad.

420 10-15-2014 07:48 PM

too much to read atm

this guy called wehateporn a conspiraloon?

http://i.imgur.com/EurELCQ.jpg

we just got theking's reference - we are being trolled

JustDaveXxx 10-15-2014 09:22 PM

This shit is way too funny!!


I laugh at these chemtrail clowns.


Need to have the Myth Busters test it out.


Just Dave

onwebcam 10-15-2014 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by MrTrollkien (Post 20255395)
Chemtards are the silliest of all the conspiracy theorists. They want to believe it so bad.

How Did the Chinese Create Snow?
http://content.time.com/time/health/...934090,00.html

The fake snowstorm killed a number of people. To claim it doesn't happen when it's publicly admitted is sillier.

disinfected 10-15-2014 10:55 PM

So how does this tie into ebola?

shoot twice 10-16-2014 01:29 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 20255393)
Full story here
During a flight from Buenos Aires to the UK, his plane had to make an emergency landing in São Paulo and dumped excess fuel to lighten the load. Since he had a window seat, Chris decided to film all the liquid being sprayed out of the wing next to him.

Personally I wouldn't know a conspiracy theory even if it took a bite out of my ass.

So perhaps I'm missing or not understanding something here in this story. But doesn't this article say that the plane "dumped fuel" while flying?

So where or who did this jet fuel rain down on?
Isn't this considered some sort of environmental disaster?
Finally how often does this sort of thing happen and why are we never told about it?

pornmasta 10-16-2014 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by shoot twice (Post 20255521)
So perhaps I'm missing or not understanding something here in this story. But doesn't this article say that the plane "dumped fuel" while flying?

So where or who did this jet fuel rain down on?
Isn't this considered some sort of environmental disaster?
Finally how often does this sort of thing happen and why are we never told about it?

:thumbsup

ottopottomouse 10-16-2014 03:10 AM

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Originally Posted by shoot twice (Post 20255521)
Personally I wouldn't know a conspiracy theory even if it took a bite out of my ass.

So perhaps I'm missing or not understanding something here in this story. But doesn't this article say that the plane "dumped fuel" while flying?

So where or who did this jet fuel rain down on?
Isn't this considered some sort of environmental disaster?
Finally how often does this sort of thing happen and why are we never told about it?

Kerosene evaporates quite quickly so I doubt it makes it to the ground as liquid.

pinkz 10-16-2014 03:40 AM

^^^^
any one else dumping a petrochemical into the environment would get a serious $$$$$$$$ fine, how do airlines get away with it?

shoot twice 10-16-2014 04:30 AM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 20255569)
Kerosene evaporates quite quickly so I doubt it makes it to the ground as liquid.

I'm just some guy scratching his head trying to figure this out. Because I never heard of planes dumping fuel before.

But at least 1 site (areospaceweb.org) says ;

"15 million pounds of fuel was released over the world's oceans by commercial and military aircraft during the 1990s. Although kerosene poses no danger to the ozone layer, it is a petroleum product that can impact water quality much like an oil or gasoline spill."

Now that's just the 1990s and the fuel dumped over the oceans. But in an emergency they do whatever they need to do and I'm wondering how much has been dumped over cities, farmland, etc.

Perhaps some of the reasons why some people come up with crazy theories is because there's a lot of stuff we're not being told about. The least of which is how the hell do these people keep this sort of shit quiet and more importantly how do they get away with it?

Phoenix 10-16-2014 04:55 AM

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Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20255397)
too much to read atm

this guy called wehateporn a conspiraloon?

http://i.imgur.com/EurELCQ.jpg

we just got theking's reference - we are being trolled

Who is that?

pornmasta 10-16-2014 05:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 20255628)
Who is that?

dvtime's little brother

PR_Glen 10-16-2014 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted by onwebcam (Post 20255465)
How Did the Chinese Create Snow?
http://content.time.com/time/health/...934090,00.html

The fake snowstorm killed a number of people. To claim it doesn't happen when it's publicly admitted is sillier.

let me guess? you didn't read this article? No mention of deaths, it even clearly states that there are many who dispute that any of these methods work and what relevance does this have to governments poisoning it's people on purpose in the least?

Here's a hint, the governments? gotta live in their country too, what possible fucking motive would they have for poisoning the air???

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Originally Posted by pinkz (Post 20255579)
^^^^
any one else dumping a petrochemical into the environment would get a serious $$$$$$$$ fine, how do airlines get away with it?

what do you figure the fine would be for crash landing a plane because it was over weight with fuel would be?

onwebcam 10-16-2014 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 20255750)
let me guess? you didn't read this article? No mention of deaths, it even clearly states that there are many who dispute that any of these methods work and what relevance does this have to governments poisoning it's people on purpose in the least?

Here's a hint, the governments? gotta live in their country too, what possible fucking motive would they have for poisoning the air???

That article didn't give you the rest of the story.

Heavy snowstorms in China kill 40

"More than 7.5 million people have been stranded or otherwise affected by the storms, which caused the collapse of more than 9,000 buildings, damaged 470,000 acres of crops, and forced the evacuation of 158,000 people, the ministry said."
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/33910709/n...ms-china-kill/

I think thats a bit worse than poisoning.. Their government must have LOVED it's people. And who really knows what after affects their "seeding" causes.

420 10-16-2014 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 20255628)
Who is that?

Its from the article - Chris Bovey in Argentina.


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