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NewOldPlayer 10-19-2014 10:22 PM

Just clicking on this will change your future and affect all those who know you.
 
By wasting 46 seconds of your life reading this inane post, I will have stolen from you 46 seconds and delayed you of doing something else that may have affected your very life and the people around you.

Think of the small decisions you could've made in 46 seconds, or the simple actions you could've completed that lead to other things. Reading this may have prevented you from clicking on the tv 46 seconds earlier, thus now, preventing you from watching an old commercial that reminded you of a friend long ago, which would've then convinced you to email or call that friend, and then he tells you about a business he has created and was glad you called because he was thinking about you but didn't have the nerve to call you. But now that you did, you will be part of his new business and your life will be forever changed.

I'm sorry, but because you are reading this, you have missed seeing that commercial on tv and your future will be forever changed in a different path.

But don't feel bad, I wasted 46 seconds of my own life writing this so I am missing out on the 46 seconds that could've changed my life as well.

I hope we can both recover from this and enjoy the rest of our altered futures.

Coup 10-20-2014 01:08 AM


NewOldPlayer 10-20-2014 11:45 AM

I felt a little ripped off. He's only breathing in one tempo.

When he fought Luke, his breathing would speed up...and when he was dying, he had that raspy asthma breathing.

But I finally finished it and must say it was an intense 10 hours. Thanks! :thumbsup

pornmasta 10-20-2014 11:51 AM


pornmasta 10-20-2014 11:52 AM

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2MuchMark 10-20-2014 01:27 PM


seeandsee 10-20-2014 02:57 PM

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clickity click 10-20-2014 03:07 PM


rintintin34 10-20-2014 03:11 PM

After couple of messages I will steal your time too

bronco67 10-20-2014 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NewOldPlayer (Post 20259341)
By wasting 46 seconds of your life reading this inane post, I will have stolen from you 46 seconds and delayed you of doing something else that may have affected your very life and the people around you.

Think of the small decisions you could've made in 46 seconds, or the simple actions you could've completed that lead to other things. Reading this may have prevented you from clicking on the tv 46 seconds earlier, thus now, preventing you from watching an old commercial that reminded you of a friend long ago, which would've then convinced you to email or call that friend, and then he tells you about a business he has created and was glad you called because he was thinking about you but didn't have the nerve to call you. But now that you did, you will be part of his new business and your life will be forever changed.

I'm sorry, but because you are reading this, you have missed seeing that commercial on tv and your future will be forever changed in a different path.

But don't feel bad, I wasted 46 seconds of my own life writing this so I am missing out on the 46 seconds that could've changed my life as well.

I hope we can both recover from this and enjoy the rest of our altered futures.

You suck at humor. Stop trying that.

John-ACWM 10-21-2014 02:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornmasta (Post 20260019)

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

MiamiBoyz 10-21-2014 03:12 AM

OR by reading your message that 46 may have delayed me from leaving for the supermarket which saved me from being hit by the drunk driver who instead killed the other guy who was ahead of my...by 46 seconds.

So thank you.

You see...it really doesn't matter. No one is in control of the future. No one can predict it.


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