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Jesus fairytale to be re-written

Jesus 'married Mary Magdalene and had children', according to ancient manuscript

"Jesus had two children and the original Virgin Mary was Jesus?s wife and not his mother"

http://www.independent.ie/world-news...-30732391.html

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The so-called ?Lost Gospel?, which has been translated from Aramaic, allegedly reveals the startling new allegations, according to The Sunday Times.

Professor Barrie Wilson and writer Simcha Jacobovic spent months translating the text, which they claim states Jesus had two children and the original Virgin Mary was Jesus?s wife and not his mother.

Many experts have downplayed the biblical figure?s historical importance but, according to the translators of the new gospel, she is of much greater significance than previously thought.

Mary Magdalene already features in the existing gospels and is present at many of the important moments recorded in Jesus?s life.

?The Lost Gospel? is not the first to claim that Jesus married Mary Magdalene.

Both Nikos Kazantzakis in his 1953 book ?The Last Temptation of Christ? and, more recently, Dan Brown in ?The Da Vinci Code? made the same allegation.

Further revelations from the book, including the names of Jesus's children, will be released on Wednesday.

The publisher, Pegasus, has confirmed the press conference will go ahead as planned.

Independent News Service

Yea this one is going to piss off a few people!

Religion: Cant let a few facts get in the way of a good story.:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Just Dave

Nothing will come from this, cept jesus.

Interesting timing this and the announcement by Mormons that their founder had 40 wives. Why all these religion re-writes being released now? Something tells me cash$ has something to do with it.

Also, is anyone Watching BLACK JESUS on Adult Swim?

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Jesus 'married Mary Magdalene and had children'

So we may have grand-grand-...-grandchildren of the God itself there among us.

Ok so now all Christians are ok with banging prostitutes. That'll help appeal to some new groups of people

It doesn't matter how they tinker with the story. It's still all a bunch of bullshit.

Most historians say Jesus did not existed at all, the story was forged 100+ years later... now when someone says he had children I think this is as fake as everything else, just different version.

GrindHouse should do one. Jesus With A Shotgun. Shotgun Jesus!

Independent is a satire site, but they do talk about this type of thing in some book called Holy Blood Holy Grail.

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In The Holy Blood and the Holy Grail, the authors put forward a hypothesis, that the historical Jesus married Mary Magdalene, had one or more children, and that those children or their descendants emigrated to what is now southern France.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hol...the_Holy_Grail

Read lost chapters that church banned, also lots of shit to add into book lol

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Originally Posted by editeur (Post 20285362)

So we may have grand-grand-...-grandchildren of the God itself there among us.

Puts up his hand :thumbsup:thumbsup Kneel before me, you muther fuckers :pimp

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Originally Posted by JustDaveXxx (Post 20285169)

Jesus 'married Mary Magdalene and had children', according to ancient manuscript

http://cdn1.independent.ie/incoming/...S/h342/mag.PNG
Jesus married the prostitute Mary Magdalene and had children, according to a manuscript almost 1,500 years old unearthed at the British Library.

Yea this one is going to piss off a few people!

Religion: Cant let a few facts get in the way of a good story.:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Just Dave

Just wondering; what makes this factual?

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Originally Posted by JFK (Post 20285835)

Puts up his hand :thumbsup:thumbsup Kneel before me, you muther fuckers :pimp

I bet you say that to all the twinks!

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Originally Posted by onwebcam (Post 20285151)

https://gfy.com/image.php?u=4652&dateline=1415117260

What is really important here is to remember the fundamentals:

Jesus died for our sins !
Therefore if you are not sinning, he died in vain !

Collective masturbation to all of you sinners out there

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Originally Posted by adultmobile (Post 20285571)

Most historians say Jesus did not existed at all, the story was forged 100+ years later... now when someone says he had children I think this is as fake as everything else, just different version.

Of course Jesus existed, I have some shelves he made when he was a carpenter.

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Originally Posted by Cherry7 (Post 20286224)

Of course Jesus existed, I have some shelves he made when he was a carpenter.

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 20285949)

Just wondering; what makes this factual?

What makes anything in the bible factual?

Oh, a new twist to the fairy tale.

You can thank Constantine the great for this heap of shit too. Another case of divide and conquer by politicians.