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MaDalton 11-18-2014 12:00 PM

Asia Carrera is now a pastafarian...
 
yes, it's really her :winkwink:

http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/9cf6...ster111601.jpg

Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster 'Pastafarian' makes statement

Joshua G 11-18-2014 12:07 PM

i'd bounce those tits.

Vendzilla 11-18-2014 12:12 PM

One of my favorites

djroof 11-18-2014 12:15 PM

lol.... she rocks!

SilentKnight 11-18-2014 12:16 PM

Note to self:

Avoid fucking Asia Carrera during lightning storm.

PR_Glen 11-18-2014 12:20 PM

evidence that being an atheist or being a member of mensa doesn't make you a genius...

MaDalton 11-18-2014 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 20293955)
evidence that being an atheist or being a member of mensa doesn't make you a genius...

i think it's quite the opposite :winkwink:

Tom_PM 11-18-2014 12:38 PM

... ?

http://loubegacalledhewantshisfedora...65415002-2.jpg

pornguy 11-18-2014 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom_PM (Post 20293974)

Holy shit you found Jeebus

seeandsee 11-18-2014 01:32 PM

lol @ america jokes

pimpware 11-18-2014 01:42 PM

http://s23.postimg.org/onjecl8jf/f5a...f39729aa53.jpg

javbucks 11-18-2014 01:57 PM

yeah, she was really HOT

sandman! 11-18-2014 02:20 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ReggieDurango 11-18-2014 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 20293955)
evidence that being an atheist or being a member of mensa doesn't make you a genius...

Ohhh PR_Glen: always such a negative Nancy

stickyfingerz 11-18-2014 02:54 PM

I remember interviewing her for some gaming site probably a decade or so ago. She was an Unreal Tournament heavy player. Super smart lady. :thumbsup

CaptainHowdy 11-18-2014 02:56 PM

Good faptimes ... of course she isn't very bright.

Jim_Gunn 11-18-2014 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20293959)
i think it's quite the opposite :winkwink:

Puh-lease. Atheists and Mensa members collected together as a group would statistically be so far above the intelligence levels of the average person that it would make them look like a different species. Reminds me of a great George Carlin bit. "Just think about how stupid the average person is. And realize that half of everyone is even stupider than that."

MaDalton 11-18-2014 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim_Gunn (Post 20294261)
Puh-lease. Atheists and Mensa members collected together as a group would statistically be so far above the intelligence levels of the average person that it would make them look like a different species. Reminds me of a great George Carlin bit. "Just think about how stupid the average person is. And realize that half of everyone is even stupider than that."

i am definitely not a Mensa member cause i have no idea what you just said...

but if you (or Glen) read the article, you will see that she did not do this because she believes in the flying spaghetti monster..

and she is also not the first person to point out the stupidity in religions, over here people have done this before

but if you know a little about FSM, this will make perfect sense to you

Jim_Gunn 11-18-2014 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20294265)
i am definitely not a Mensa member cause i have no idea what you just said...

but if you (or Glen) read the article, you will see that she did not do this because she believes in the flying spaghetti monster..

and she is also not the first person to point out the stupidity in religions, over here people have done this before

but if you know a little about FSM, this will make perfect sense to you

Of course the whole Pastafarian "religion" and wearing a spaghetti strainer on their head in driver license photos is just a way to mock religion or make a satirical point about the institution of religion in government.

VikingMan 11-18-2014 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpware (Post 20294035)

She looked like Mrs Potato head in that picture

http://statici.behindthevoiceactors....char_12889.jpg

MaDalton 11-18-2014 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim_Gunn (Post 20294288)
Of course the whole Pastafarian "religion" and wearing a spaghetti strainer on their head in driver license photos is just a way to mock religion or make a satirical point about the institution of religion in government.

this i would agree to

mineistaken 11-18-2014 05:41 PM

How can you be atheist and the member of the Church at once?

"an atheist and member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster"

Jim_Gunn 11-18-2014 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20294305)
How can you be atheist and the member of the Church at once?

"an atheist and member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster"

It's not a real church, it's a joke.

MaDalton 11-18-2014 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20294305)
How can you be atheist and the member of the Church at once?

"an atheist and member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster"

because the latter is satire :winkwink:

The Porn Nerd 11-18-2014 05:46 PM

WOW she did not age well!

mineistaken 11-18-2014 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim_Gunn (Post 20294310)
It's not a real church, it's a joke.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20294311)
because the latter is satire :winkwink:

Really, I can not believe that, I thought that was a real church.

My point was that that sentence did not make sense, if satirically you say that said person is a member of a church you can not say that she is atheist as well, because it kind of negates the whole satire/sentence.

dyna mo 11-18-2014 05:57 PM

if we didn't have stupid people there would be no such thing as smart people.

Spunky 11-18-2014 06:23 PM

She has seen better days for sure

Captain Kawaii 11-18-2014 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim_Gunn (Post 20294261)
Puh-lease. Atheists and Mensa members collected together as a group would statistically be so far above the intelligence levels of the average person that it would make them look like a different species. Reminds me of a great George Carlin bit. "Just think about how stupid the average person is. And realize that half of everyone is even stupider than that."

Love Carlin. He's on a better planet now.

Captain Kawaii 11-18-2014 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20294265)
i am definitely not a Mensa member cause i have no idea what you just said...

but if you (or Glen) read the article, you will see that she did not do this because she believes in the flying spaghetti monster..

and she is also not the first person to point out the stupidity in religions, over here people have done this before

but if you know a little about FSM, this will make perfect sense to you

Thanks for posting this Stef. Asa still rocks! :thumbsup

DAMNMAN 11-18-2014 07:23 PM

Off course she's an atheist dude!!!!!! Her IQ is like 180

Phoenix 11-18-2014 07:38 PM

Most really smart girls are really freaky in bed.
Source: Math degree, the girls in the program or physics program when you got them to open up. Really opened up..lol

I always wanted to join the Jedi relgion, because you know.... Darth Vader.

beenthereb4 11-18-2014 08:19 PM

Here is a little bit more about her life . Heartbreaking story .....Asia Carrera

Quote:

The adult film star, whom you may be surprised to learn is a classically-trained pianist and a member of MENSA, tells a bittersweet story for her second child?s entrance earthside. She and her husband Don had planned an unassisted birth; however he died in a fatal car accident just 6 weeks before she went into labor. Midwifery care was offered to her at no charge; however she declined, wanting to fulfill her plans with her late partner in his honor. She chose to give birth in front of the mantle, where Don?s picture was displayed, watching over her. When the unmanaged pain and fear of another 62 hour labor became overwhelming, Asia called the midwives for assistance. But when Asia answered the door to let the midwives in, she already had a healthy 8 lb. 10 oz. baby in her arms! After the birth she wrote on her blog, ?Right now, I feel like a million bucks. Right now, I feel like I can take on the world! Hell, I delivered a baby all by myself, and I feel great! Now if only raising the baby can be as easy as having it? wish me luck ? I?m gonna need it!?

The Porn Nerd 11-18-2014 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 20294427)
Most really smart girls are really freaky in bed.
Source: Math degree, the girls in the program or physics program when you got them to open up. Really opened up..lol

I always wanted to join the Jedi relgion, because you know.... Darth Vader.

Darth Vader was a Sith Lord and not a Jedi.
Anakin Skywalker, who became Darth Vader, was a Jedi who turned to the dark side.

NERD that I am I had to point that out.

:pimp

Diomed 11-18-2014 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VikingMan (Post 20294290)
She looked like Mrs Potato head in that picture

http://statici.behindthevoiceactors....char_12889.jpg

Spot on!

Coup 11-19-2014 01:05 AM


All hail the one true god

http://www.subgenius.com/Graffix/dobbs.jpg


EngineCash 11-19-2014 01:58 AM

One of the hottest pornstars ever... :) :thumbsup

trevesty 11-19-2014 06:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 20293955)
evidence that being an atheist or being a member of mensa doesn't make you a genius...

Being a member of MENSA, by definition, makes you a genius. :winkwink:

trevesty 11-19-2014 06:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20294324)
Really, I can not believe that, I thought that was a real church.

My point was that that sentence did not make sense, if satirically you say that said person is a member of a church you can not say that she is atheist as well, because it kind of negates the whole satire/sentence.

Do you understand what the word "satire" means? Also, being a member of a satirical "church" doesn't mean you do or don't lack a belief in a deity.

All that's required to honestly call yourself an "atheist" is a lack of belief in any and all deities. That's it. Being apart of a group that mocks the institution of religion doesn't negate that in any way whatsoever.

JFK 11-19-2014 06:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20294325)
if we didn't have stupid people there would be no such thing as smart people.

let me think on that :helpme


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