New addition to Walmark shopping carts... priceless!!!
 

They already have reverse beepers on this electric buggies but I read where they want to put forward horns on regular shopping carts. That would be MADNESS! I can imagine it now putting a 3 year old in charge of a buggy horn....

Beepers and horns on shopping carts?

The fuck has happened to people?

I was in Publix grocery in Coral Gables the other day and they have a sign at the edge of the parking lot.

NOTICE: If you cross the yellow line with a shopping cart it will stop suddenly.

On one of the wheels is a locking device that works with a sonic fence so people dont steal the carts.

Be cooler if it shocked the shit out of people instead. Like a dog's invisible fence.

i will drive that away home lol :)

New reality show "Bait Carts".

Ha! I could see popping a hell of an INDO ;)~ thump!

Taking shopping cart rage to a new level. Someone will get shot!

I do this all the time at walmart. Go to sporting goods section and get air horn. Get behind slow old lady and instead of saying excuse me ma'am I honk the air horn in her ear. Classic.

Murica fuck yeah!

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Everytime I go to Costco, I want to tape razor blades to my cart and just run through the crowds of old people that stand in the aisles blocking everyone's path.

Would probably be fun to do at Walmart as well, even though I've never seen a Walmart as crowded as a Costco gets on the weekends.

costco can get pretty insane, when it gets like that I just leave :2 cents:

get ready for a bumpy ride... ;-)

That should make for a very interesting Black Friday. :1orglaugh