Should I get a cell phone?
 

I'm not sure if I really need one. It appears that Apple and Google have entered the market since my last cell phone. At least then I'd have a camera.

Well it depends on how often will you be in the wild as probably there is no cell reception anyway.

Does he need reception to play candy crush?

I have no plans to go into the wild nor do I play games.

Clearly you have me confused with theking. I promise you that I am not he.

Hey pathfinder,

fuck you.

I doubt your AO in the wilderness will have reception. Besides, it will be a distraction that keeps you from working on finishing your journals. There's no need to be in contact with the most filthy of all animals...the human animal.

Edit: sorry i get you two confused

Ya you do. It's unfortunate too because I hate the fucker more than you and you all think I'm him. I can't have any fun on GFY these days.

Maybe I should turn the account over to Juicy or boneprone and let them run with it.

The elderly need them in case of emergencies

Didn't you say he was dead?

I did. I've said some other dumb shit too.

Cant I have a little fun while we wait for the bastard to return?

Since you graciously schooled Pastor sin a Lot in the other thread, you are all right with me :thumbsup :1orglaugh

Pathfinder, what is your exact relationship with theking?

Who the fuck are you?

With your death history you should get a prepaid; no sense locking the family into a contract

:1orglaugh:thumbsup

God is on my side.

sure why not

Your not running windows 98 still i hope.

Interesting since Jesus is usually on his knees between my legs.

Why would anyone? Windows 3.1 is where it's at. haha

If you want to be a fashion man take a phone. It helps you to stay connected with everyone!

You should give away your computer

pager FTW