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Xenophage 11-26-2014 12:05 PM

I'm hoping to get my sister drunk enough tomorrow to fool around
 
but not too drunk that she can't cum.

I loves the holidays with family. :banana

CaptainHowdy 11-26-2014 12:13 PM

Do you let your parents watch??

dyna mo 11-26-2014 12:15 PM

I highly recommend Hurricane high gravity malt liquor for that task. 8+% alcohol and it tastes like beer.

she won't know what hit her, unless you do first.

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dyna mo 11-26-2014 12:17 PM

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mineistaken 11-26-2014 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20302943)
I highly recommend Hurricane high gravity malt liquor for that task. 8+% alcohol and it tastes like beer.

she won't know what hit her, unless you do first.

https://c2.staticflickr.com/6/5014/5...b053dc303c.jpg

Well there are plenty of 8% beers, so better grab beer instead of something that taste like beer :winkwink:

dyna mo 11-26-2014 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20302960)
Well there are plenty of 8% beers, so better grab beer instead of something that taste like beer :winkwink:



any gal who is up for bang her brother on turkey day doesn't need that fancy hoppy bullshit and would get suspicious anyway of high priced beer.

not to mention, you don't know what you are fucking talking about, 8% malt liquor is liquid roofie.

been there.

beerptrol 11-26-2014 12:27 PM

Wouldn't that also be breaking the law to give to someone under 21

dyna mo 11-26-2014 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xenophage (Post 20302932)
but not too drunk that she can't cum.

I loves the holidays with family. :banana

where u at rock?


mineistaken 11-26-2014 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20302964)
not to mention, you don't know what you are fucking talking about, 8% malt liquor is liquid roofie.

Based on wiki pedia malt liquor is still beer (and not "something that taste like beer"):

"Malt liquor is a North American term referring to a type of beer with high alcohol content."
Malt liquor - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

So it looks like we spoke about the same thing :1orglaugh

dyna mo 11-26-2014 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20302974)
Based on wiki pedia malt liquor is beer, so it looks like we spoke about the same thing :1orglaugh

"Malt liquor is a North American term referring to a type of beer with high alcohol content."
Malt liquor - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia


you left out the very next line, it's made from malted barley

where did I say it wasn't beer? Have you had it? Have you had 8% beer, because they are rich and usually typically heavy beers, chimay, etc.

moreover, malt liquor is an american lager. all of that combined supports my statement, it tastes like fucking regular beer but it's made from malted brley and has a high alcholol content that is not noticed and the beer is light enough to get down the hatch quickly.

dyna mo 11-26-2014 12:38 PM

you must not have a sister .

brassmonkey 11-26-2014 01:02 PM

i hope you're fixed :2 cents::2 cents: that being said :) happy corn holing :1orglaugh:1orglaugh
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L-Pink 11-26-2014 01:07 PM

Can I come over and fuck her Friday, nothing better than Thanksgiving left-overs.

nico-t 11-26-2014 01:53 PM

can i strip her down naked and kick her into a ferguson mob?

Scott McD 11-26-2014 01:54 PM

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Panty Snatcher 11-26-2014 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20303014)
Can I come over and fuck her Friday, nothing better than Thanksgiving left-overs.

I cant , i just dont do sloppy seconds

seeandsee 11-26-2014 03:14 PM

wrong turn gfy edition for holidays

dillonaire 11-26-2014 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xenophage (Post 20302932)
but not too drunk that she can't cum.


Who cares about her needs.

2MuchMark 11-26-2014 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 20303067)

LOL!! Jeezuz....

L-Pink 11-26-2014 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gamelinkjeff (Post 20303163)
Who cares about her needs.

Come on man, it's the season of giving :1orglaugh


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izombie 11-26-2014 04:40 PM

My nephew told me that he banged both of his step sisters, which sounds bad except that he was fourteen at the time and they were each seventeen and nineteen years old. I had no choice but to give him a high five.

Barry-xlovecam 11-26-2014 04:47 PM

If the trailer be rockin' don't come a knockin'.

Happy Holiday :upsidedow

hadden 11-26-2014 04:49 PM

nominate this man!

Fat Panda 11-26-2014 04:50 PM

gotta love hillbilly amerikans

CDSmith 11-26-2014 04:54 PM

Q. How do you circumsize a redneck?

A. Kick his sister in the chin.

MiamiBoyz 11-26-2014 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xenophage (Post 20302932)
but not too drunk that she can't cum.

I loves the holidays with family. :banana

Please post the URL to the video. :thumbsup

Thank you in advance and remember that incest is best and is a game the entire family can play.

hadden 11-26-2014 05:32 PM

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RyuLion 11-26-2014 05:36 PM

No surprises here..

Juicy D. Links 11-26-2014 06:24 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

VikingMan 11-26-2014 06:28 PM

Nothing wrong with fucking your cousins. I had a few I wanted to bang but never had the pleasure.

JFK 11-26-2014 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 20303250)
Q. How do you circumsize a redneck?

A. Kick his sister in the chin.

:1orglaugh:thumbsup

DAMNMAN 11-26-2014 07:32 PM

If ya can't keep it in yer pants....... At least keep it in the family!!!

Spunky 11-26-2014 07:39 PM

I don't think that is right

420 11-26-2014 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VikingMan (Post 20303323)
Nothing wrong with fucking your cousins. I had a few I wanted to bang but never had the pleasure.

What if it's your wife's cousin? Better or worse?

freecartoonporn 11-27-2014 08:27 AM

good luck/....

Bama 11-27-2014 08:47 AM

I wouldn't mind stopping by and fucking the turkey ya'll be eating.

Nothing better than a warm bird filled with stuffing while I'm stuffing it!

Mickey_ 11-27-2014 08:50 AM

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Phoenix 11-27-2014 08:58 AM

Little Johnny walks into his parents bedroom to find his Dad giving his Mum one. His Dad smirks and throws a pillow at the door saying, "Get outta here, you little shit!"

A couple of hours later Dad hears a whole lot of commotion coming from little Johnny's bedroom. He goes up to find little Johnny giving his Grandma a right royal seeing to.

Little Johnny smiles, "It's not so fucking funny when it's YOUR mum, is it?"

SekobA 11-27-2014 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 20302940)
Do you let your parents watch??

lolllz :2 cents:

brassmonkey 11-27-2014 10:44 AM

brother and sister
http://cdn.runt-of-the-web.com/wordp...and-sister.jpg
grip dat ass!!!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
Brother and sister caught having sex outside Church : GLAMSQUAD MAGAZINE


FUCK TURKEY! IM HAVING HAM!!!! :321GFY:321GFY

laragreen 11-27-2014 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mickey_ (Post 20303792)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CPA-Rush 11-27-2014 10:54 AM

imagine she got pregnant ?? :Oh crap as an idea its sound too hot but not so much in reality

as a stranger i would like to join a threesome :thumbsup

brassmonkey 11-27-2014 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CPA-Rush (Post 20303930)
imagine she got pregnant ?? :Oh crap as an idea its sound too hot but not so much in reality

as a stranger i would like to join a threesome :thumbsup

last weird one i heard. guy was given up for adoption he found his long lost mother and they are fucking :helpme:helpme they were trying for a baby!!!! :Oh crap :( :disgust :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CPA-Rush 11-27-2014 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20303938)
last weird one i heard. guy was given up for adoption he found his long lost mother and they are fucking :helpme:helpme they were trying for a baby!!!! :Oh crap :( :disgust :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

CPA-Rush 11-27-2014 11:21 AM

i wouldn?t do it to my sis never ! though i find guys who have sexy sibling veryyy lucky (a man and his household :1orglaugh) at least they don?t need to look outside. :thumbsup

ofc from stranger point of view /state of mind .

Itchy 11-27-2014 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 20303795)
Little Johnny walks into his parents bedroom to find his Dad giving his Mum one. His Dad smirks and throws a pillow at the door saying, "Get outta here, you little shit!"

A couple of hours later Dad hears a whole lot of commotion coming from little Johnny's bedroom. He goes up to find little Johnny giving his Grandma a right royal seeing to.

Little Johnny smiles, "It's not so fucking funny when it's YOUR mum, is it?"

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

brassmonkey 11-27-2014 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CPA-Rush (Post 20303942)
:1orglaugh

Mom who slept with son to do hard time - NY Daily News

i cant find the other one. this guy is serving his mom creampies :helpme:helpme:helpme

CPA-Rush 11-27-2014 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20303985)
Mom who slept with son to do hard time - NY Daily News

i cant find the other one. this guy is serving his mom creampies :helpme:helpme:helpme

damn this "genetic attraction" :disgust

she is hot though :eyecrazy

NewNick 11-28-2014 03:10 AM

Did it work OP ?


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