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NatalieK 11-28-2014 06:53 AM

Only in merica #BlackFriday
 
Oh my!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B3hyEDfCMAAwlw_.jpg

No background checks before 8am :Oh crap

mineistaken 11-28-2014 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GspotProductions (Post 20304802)
No background checks before 8am :Oh crap

????????

TheSquealer 11-28-2014 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GspotProductions (Post 20304802)
Oh my!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B3hyEDfCMAAwlw_.jpg

No background checks before 8am :Oh crap

Meaning that in complying with federal law and doing the mandatory background checks, there is no one there to do it before 8 am, where the store is going to be open all night or opening very early for the holiday.

That should seem pretty obvious to even the dumbest poster on this forum.

dyna mo 11-28-2014 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GspotProductions (Post 20304802)
Oh my!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B3hyEDfCMAAwlw_.jpg

No background checks before 8am :Oh crap

do you really think they are advertising to people to come before 8 so they can buy that weapon without the legally required background check and paperwork required?

mineistaken 11-28-2014 08:51 AM

So you can sell guns without mandatory background check as long as the employee who is supposed to be doing that is not working at said hour? :winkwink:

dyna mo 11-28-2014 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20304907)
So you can sell guns without mandatory background check as long as the employee who is supposed to be doing that is not working at said hour? :winkwink:

well, it's a special black friday deal, you have to buy that rifle, a bottle of liquor and a confederate flag before 8am to get the special.

mineistaken 11-28-2014 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20304917)
well, it's a special black friday deal, you have to buy that rifle, a bottle of liquor and a confederate flag before 8am to get the special.

:thumbsup:1orglaugh

NatalieK 11-28-2014 01:46 PM

Wishing the hostility would stop, always sensing it with our threads :2 cents:

http://i.gyazo.com/135c3ae836d78f3255f095f0e4017c57.png

http://www.fishermans-marine.com/ads...lackFriday.pdf

Wonder who bought one, wonder how many idiots? :Oh crap

Roald 11-28-2014 02:19 PM

http://content2.skoften.net/images/4...a866f__800.jpg

VikingMan 11-28-2014 07:52 PM

LOL yeah sure if you get there at 8:01 am and are a felon then you are out of luck because then they will give you a background check. But if you get there at 7:59 am and are a convicted axe murderer then they will happily hand over an AR-15 and say "Have a nice day" :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

NatalieK 11-28-2014 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roald (Post 20305322)

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

Quote:

Originally Posted by VikingMan (Post 20305630)
LOL yeah sure if you get there at 8:01 am and are a felon then you are out of luck because then they will give you a background check. But if you get there at 7:59 am and are a convicted axe murderer then they will happily hand over an AR-15 and say "Have a nice day" :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I know right! Crazy stuff :upsidedow

beenthereb4 11-28-2014 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GspotProductions (Post 20305290)
Wishing the hostility would stop, always sensing it with our threads :2 cents:

http://i.gyazo.com/135c3ae836d78f3255f095f0e4017c57.png

http://www.fishermans-marine.com/ads...lackFriday.pdf

Wonder who bought one, wonder how many idiots? :Oh crap

Well I would imagine that some idiots bought one and some non-idiots bought one . Here you have a choice . Take me for example I am a Idiot but I did not buy one .

JFK 11-28-2014 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20304917)
well, it's a special black friday deal, you have to buy that rifle, a bottle of liquor and a confederate flag before 8am to get the special.

:1orglaugh:BangBang::thumbsup

Matt 26z 11-28-2014 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GspotProductions (Post 20305290)
Wonder who bought one, wonder how many idiots? :Oh crap

So only an idiot would buy this gun?

Did you see my Ferguson police scanner thread?
https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...ks-inside.html

Take note of these entries:

12:32 Shots fired from high powered rifle. Cops evacuating the area.
12:34 Cop refuses call. Says too close to automatic fire.
12:35 Ferguson requesting more officers.
...
12:58 Officer suggests that another officer find a route around the hot zone area


This is what happens when there is only marginal civil unrest. Try to imagine what would happen if shit hit the fan. There would be no police to save you.

NatalieK 11-28-2014 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt 26z (Post 20305675)
So only an idiot would buy this gun?

so alarmingly, an idiot could buy this gun :upsidedow

beenthereb4 11-28-2014 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GspotProductions (Post 20305685)
so alarmingly, an idiot could buy this gun :upsidedow

Yes but I am saying a idiot did not buy this gun!!

NatalieK 11-28-2014 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beenthereb4 (Post 20305688)
Yes but I am saying a idiot did not buy this gun!!

well then, the world is saved :winkwink:

You don't sound like an idiot to have not bought a gun & having fun :thumbsup

2MuchMark 11-28-2014 11:52 PM

"No background checks before 8am".

Time for a very long, very serious, facepalm...

420 11-28-2014 11:54 PM

that's the early bird special

why would they check your background when it's clearly a christmas gift

myjah 11-29-2014 12:54 AM

What's sad is there are people in this thread and on this board who do not realise that this ad means: You cannot buy this gun on sale until after 8am since they cannot do background checks until then.

You're welcome.

EddyTheDog 11-29-2014 03:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20305744)
that's the early bird special

why would they check your background when it's clearly a christmas gift

I know you are joking, but it's a good point...

I am sure the organised gangs/groups etc. all have members whose job it is to keep themselves out of trouble.....

georgeyw 11-29-2014 03:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by myjah (Post 20305773)
What's sad is there are people in this thread and on this board who do not realise that this ad means: You cannot buy this gun on sale until after 8am since they cannot do background checks until then.

You're welcome.

You mean like the op?

seeandsee 11-29-2014 04:14 AM

I need dozen of this guns to make nice christmas party

Dvae 11-29-2014 04:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 20305742)
"No background checks before 8am".

Time for a very long, very serious, facepalm...

Gotcha!! Huh Mark?

Just like the OP...

Roald 11-29-2014 04:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by myjah (Post 20305773)
What's sad is there are people in this thread and on this board who do not realise that this ad means: You cannot buy this gun on sale until after 8am since they cannot do background checks until then.

You're welcome.

imagine all the idiots showing up before 8am who didn't get it either.

simpletons.

aka123 11-29-2014 05:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GspotProductions (Post 20305290)
Wishing the hostility would stop, always sensing it with our threads :2 cents:

http://i.gyazo.com/135c3ae836d78f3255f095f0e4017c57.png

http://www.fishermans-marine.com/ads...lackFriday.pdf

Wonder who bought one, wonder how many idiots? :Oh crap

What? I can't get my cal 9.66 crab pot before 8.00am? :)

DVTimes 11-29-2014 06:51 AM

Gary it just means that they do not do checks before 8am.

How do you not get that???????????

Sorry, your still pretending to be Nat to avoid your ban.

chronik 11-29-2014 07:38 AM

I was a little confused myself until it was explained by the squealer, but even after that this fucking idiot and his disgusting whore of a wife still try and insist that you can get the gun without a background check if you go in before 8 :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:uhoh

calidosas 11-29-2014 08:13 AM

Awesome men! :O

dyna mo 11-29-2014 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 20305742)
"No background checks before 8am".

Time for a very long, very serious, facepalm...

no, it's time for you to learn how to read and form cohesive thought patterns based on what you've just read.

SekobA 11-29-2014 08:54 AM

wuhoo..i want one

NatalieK 11-29-2014 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DVTimes (Post 20305917)
How do you not get that???????????

Because we do not assume, considering it doesn't say "No point of sale before 8am" :2 cents:

NatalieK 11-29-2014 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chronik (Post 20305950)
I was a little confused myself until it was explained by the squealer, but even after that this fucking idiot and his disgusting whore of a wife still try and insist that you can get the gun without a background check if you go in before 8 :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:uhoh

? where does it mention you cannot purchase this item before 8am duh :1orglaugh

dyna mo 11-29-2014 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GspotProductions (Post 20306033)
? where does it mention you cannot purchase this item before 8am duh :1orglaugh

this needs to be spelled out for you yet you're in here calling people idiots for buying guns all while snidely looking down your nose at it all.

right.

jimmycooper 11-29-2014 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GspotProductions (Post 20306033)
? where does it mention you cannot purchase this item before 8am duh :1orglaugh

My gods you are fucking dumb as rock. I used to kind of feel sorry for you when Damian would sometimes be a little to hard on you for being so stupid but now I can see his reasoning.

L-Pink 11-29-2014 09:54 AM

The FBI's National Instant Criminal Background Check System, or NICS is available 17 hours a day, seven days a week, including holidays (except for Christmas)

They're not open 24/7 like a convince store is.

candyflip 11-29-2014 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 20304903)
That should seem pretty obvious to even the dumbest poster on this forum.

Apparently not. :1orglaugh

dyna mo 11-29-2014 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20306049)
The FBI's National Instant Criminal Background Check System, or NICS is available 17 hours a day, seven days a week, including holidays (except for Christmas)

They're not open 24/7 like a convince store is.

so your'e saying for 7 hours each and every day it's a free for all, guns for everybody, no background check required!

nice loophole. a republican did that.

L-Pink 11-29-2014 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20306059)
so your'e saying for 7 hours each and every day it's a free for all, guns for everybody, no background check required!

nice loophole. a republican did that.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

myjah 11-29-2014 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GspotProductions (Post 20306033)
? where does it mention you cannot purchase this item before 8am duh :1orglaugh

It doesn't have to 'mention'. it is clear to anyone with a brain that they cannot buy this prior to 8am because legally it is not allowed

guess that's just something stupid 'mericans know because obviously it got past you

but hey! you're not 'merican!

mineistaken 11-29-2014 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by myjah (Post 20305773)
What's sad is there are people in this thread and on this board who do not realise that this ad means: You cannot buy this gun on sale until after 8am since they cannot do background checks until then.

You're welcome.

Nope, the idiot is the one who created that add "no background checks before 8Am". Because that means exactly that - you won't be checked (as you will be able to buy it without check).

And only because you (obviously) understand that nobody would sell a gun without check you know what it actually means.

Wording is not correct.

DVTimes 11-29-2014 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GspotProductions (Post 20306032)
Because we do not assume, considering it doesn't say "No point of sale before 8am" :2 cents:


OK Gary.

rogueteens 11-29-2014 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DVTimes (Post 20305917)
Gary it just means that they do not do checks before 8am.

How do you not get that???????????

Sorry, your still pretending to be Nat to avoid your ban.

:) Admit it, your post would have been different if you hadn't read the whole thread!

aka123 11-29-2014 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GspotProductions (Post 20306033)
? where does it mention you cannot purchase this item before 8am duh :1orglaugh

Common sense.

Merica has all kinds of weird shit if you ask me, but they assume you having some common sense, at least if there is a warning about it: "Things may look different if you use common sense." :)

NatalieK 11-29-2014 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20306096)
Nope, the idiot is the one who created that add "no background checks before 8Am". Because that means exactly that - you won't be checked (as you will be able to buy it without check).

And only because you (obviously) understand that nobody would sell a gun without check you know what it actually means.

Wording is not correct.

This ^

'No sale on this item before 8am' would be been more apparent :thumbsup

dyna mo 11-29-2014 01:26 PM

oh noes, the wordings is all wrongs for the cheeky brits who need to feel that this ad is a sweeping example of the gun mentality of Americans.

OK, if you need to think that, have at it, we give out guns to criminals before 8am. tell all your friends about this big bad Murica fuck yeah loophole you figured out all on your own.

we obviously need to follow in your footsteps on controlling each other. thanks for spreading the word.
http://www.conservativeactionalerts....hariazn-lg.jpg

baddog 11-29-2014 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 20304903)
That should seem pretty obvious to even the dumbest poster on this forum.

Wishful thinking

baddog 11-29-2014 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aka123 (Post 20306201)
Common sense.

This is why they must put "hot" on packaging of hot coffee and hot cherry pies. Common sense isn't as common as one might hope.

baddog 11-29-2014 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20305987)
no, it's time for you to learn how to read and form cohesive thought patterns based on what you've just read.

I've said it before, am sure I will say it again; you know who you are talking to?

Quote:

Originally Posted by GspotProductions (Post 20306032)
Because we do not assume, considering it doesn't say "No point of sale before 8am" :2 cents:

That's why we only sell them here; you guys can't figure out the obvious.

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20306059)
so your'e saying for 7 hours each and every day it's a free for all, guns for everybody, no background check required!

nice loophole. a republican did that.

shhhh, too much publicity and they will plug it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20306096)
Nope, the idiot is the one who created that add "no background checks before 8Am". Because that means exactly that - you won't be checked (as you will be able to buy it without check).

And only because you (obviously) understand that nobody would sell a gun without check you know what it actually means.

Wording is not correct.

No, you are making tons of assumptions. Number one, and I realize it may be different in England, but ad and add are not the same. I hate to be a grammar Nazi but your assumptions made me do it.

You can buy the gun any time you want, that does not mean you can take it home because background checks are not available 24 hours a day. This actually worked to my advantage on Christmas day, sometime in the early 90's.

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 20306180)
:) Admit it, your post would have been different if you hadn't read the whole thread!

No doubt.

Quote:

Originally Posted by GspotProductions (Post 20306033)
? where does it mention you cannot purchase this item before 8am duh :1orglaugh

You can purchase it before 8:00 AM, you just cannot take it home until after 8:00 AM . . . duh :1orglaugh
Quote:

Originally Posted by myjah (Post 20305773)
What's sad is there are people in this thread and on this board who do not realise that this ad means: You cannot buy this gun on sale until after 8am since they cannot do background checks until then.

You're welcome.

See above.

baddog 11-29-2014 10:05 PM

Just an FYI: My hick fiancee, who has never even touched a gun, knew that the ad meant you would have to come back later to get the gun.


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