What are you getting mother for Christmas?
 

What are you getting your mum this christmas?

I know you jest but my mother could get some good use out of that. However, it's a bit more x-rated than I was hoping for.

Nothing.

What would you get her if you had to?

Probably take her to dinner

My mom does management at a horse stable, and the office is quite chilly in the winter. She loves soup for lunches, so I got her this: Amazon.com: Crock-Pot SCCPLC200-BL 20-Ounce Lunch Crock Food Warmer, Blue: Slow Cookers: Kitchen & Dining It's a mini crock-pot that sits on your desk and slowly heats up your soup or chili or whatever in an hour or so. No messing with the microwave, and you can just eat it when you get a chance to sit down here or there. I hope she likes it!

The pleasure of my company...

Nothing... she died in 1976. Maybe I'll get drunk at Christmas seeing as she was Irish.

Perfect. That's all my mother would want if she were still alive. Just wish I would have given her a little more of it.

All she wants is your time.A nice dinner,wine,whatever

My cock like every year.

Hopefully driving 1169 miles to go see her if I can get everything squared up here, usually hide cash somewhere and then call her on my way back to Chicago to tell her where it is, can't refuse/debate the amount if you're already on the highway. :2 cents:

got her an electronic cigarette and an electronic toothbrush

Maybe joint presents for mum & dad with both our parents. Haven't really thought of Christmas yet.

A great thread & some lovely gifts from most :2 cents:

If I showed up with that she would say:

You're not my son and god will smite you, you unbeliever!:thumbsup

Well aside from jokes ill probably get her some kind of perfume, calvin klein maybe

check her browser history and seee whats she is looking to buy.

I found gay porn. You tricked me!