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DWB 12-01-2014 09:41 AM

New Star Wars trailer re-edited.
 


Better. :2 cents:

PR_Glen 12-01-2014 09:44 AM

what makes it better?

SplatterMaster 12-01-2014 09:45 AM



Much better :1orglaugh

DWB 12-01-2014 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 20307926)
what makes it better?

It gets right to the point, opens right, cuts out all the black fade outs, loses the silly droid, and fixes the light saber. Opening with the Millennium Falcon gives me a boner out of the gate instead of scratching my head wondering what is going on. The last 3 movies were disasters. They are bringing back the old characters for a reason, so focusing on anything that gives me a feeling of nostalgia is better than left wondering if the movie is going to be another disaster or not. That's why I like it better, because I'm left with a hard-on instead of questions.

EddyTheDog 12-01-2014 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 20307926)
what makes it better?

They got rid of that universally slated light saber...

Tdash 12-01-2014 12:01 PM

I disagree, the original trailer is much better.

Xenophage 12-01-2014 12:03 PM

I don't want no negros in my movies.

seeandsee 12-01-2014 12:07 PM

Light saber is not full

Scott McD 12-01-2014 12:19 PM

At this rate it's gonna be a looooooooonng year :1orglaugh

pornmasta 12-01-2014 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 20307926)
what makes it better?

- no (wanna-be-hype-but-dangerous) laser handle
- no ethnic hero disguised as storm trooper
- no noisy robot made to appeal children (and make toys)

CaptainHowdy 12-01-2014 12:39 PM

Problem is ... we've already saw that first (sort of awful) teaser.

2MuchMark 12-01-2014 01:12 PM

George Lucas Special Edition


PR_Glen 12-01-2014 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DWB (Post 20307937)
It gets right to the point, opens right, cuts out all the black fade outs, loses the silly droid, and fixes the light saber. Opening with the Millennium Falcon gives me a boner out of the gate instead of scratching my head wondering what is going on. The last 3 movies were disasters. They are bringing back the old characters for a reason, so focusing on anything that gives me a feeling of nostalgia is better than left wondering if the movie is going to be another disaster or not. That's why I like it better, because I'm left with a hard-on instead of questions.

its' a teaser trailer, NOTHING would ever give you any indication whether it will be awesome or not. example, go look at the phantom menace teaser.. it looks awesome, and that movie was horrible.

the lightsaber bullshit is getting out of hand.. it's a space laser sword, physics aren't supposed to matter...

quote pornmasta

- no (wanna-be-hype-but-dangerous) laser handle It's an action sci-fi movie, are safety issues ruining it for you? you want seat belts too?
- no ethnic hero disguised as storm trooper Leave it to a gfy turd to complain about having a black person in a movie full of space aliens...
- no noisy robot made to appeal children (and make toys) Toys are why there is any hype from us and anyone else in the first place. We loved that shit then, why is that bad now exactly?

crockett 12-01-2014 02:25 PM

I found a newer version with unseen before extras..


http://i.imgur.com/MxhztMh.gif

pornmasta 12-01-2014 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 20308217)
- no (wanna-be-hype-but-dangerous) laser handle It's an action sci-fi movie, are safety issues ruining it for you? you want seat belts too?

You touch the laser, you are dead. nuff said.

Quote:

- no ethnic hero disguised as storm trooper Leave it to a gfy turd to complain about having a black person in a movie full of space aliens...
Someone asked what are differences, here is one.
Also, i watched movies with black people as heroes before and this point wasn't a problem for me... (a lot of Sci fi movies with Will Smith for example) but NOW when i see this, i think "oh no, again there is a black hero to comply with our society's propaganda". I know it is stupid, but this is what i see now...

Quote:

- no noisy robot made to appeal children (and make toys) Toys are why there is any hype from us and anyone else in the first place. We loved that shit then, why is that bad now exactly?
Because this kind of character is childish, useless and stupid ?

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DWB 12-01-2014 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 20308217)
its' a teaser trailer, NOTHING would ever give you any indication whether it will be awesome or not.

Right. Nothing. Thanks for letting the masses know. Star Wars fans around the world will be happy to hear it. :thumbsup

Rochard 12-01-2014 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SplatterMaster (Post 20307929)


Much better :1orglaugh

I saw that this morning.

bronco67 12-01-2014 05:52 PM

Why is there always someone who thinks they know better than jjAbrams?

Xenophage 12-01-2014 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 20308480)
Why is there always someone who thinks they know better than jjAbrams?

Can you recall the plot of the last Star Trek movie?

That's why.

pornmasta 12-01-2014 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xenophage (Post 20308492)
Can you recall the plot of the last Star Trek movie?

That's why.

terrorists against good guys ?

georgeyw 12-01-2014 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DWB (Post 20307919)


Better. :2 cents:

Huge leap from the initial teaser trailer. That makes me want to go see it!

Jel 12-01-2014 06:38 PM

who is the chick?

ErectMedia 12-01-2014 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SplatterMaster (Post 20307929)


Much better :1orglaugh

not bad :1orglaugh

Captain Kawaii 12-01-2014 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DWB (Post 20307919)


Better. :2 cents:

Agreed, much better than the first.

2MuchMark 12-02-2014 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xenophage (Post 20308492)
Can you recall the plot of the last Star Trek movie?

That's why.

The last Star Trek was so-so... but Abrams has made lots of good movies so far... and lets be honest, the last 3 GL Star Wars movies kinda sucked vs JJ's 1 bad Trek movie, so for now anyway, I'm betting he'll do a good job bring our childhood dreams back to the big screen one more time.

RyuLion 12-02-2014 12:28 AM

Fuckin' Geeks....:upsidedow
:1orglaugh

John-ACWM 12-02-2014 05:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20308247)
I found a newer version with unseen before extras..


http://i.imgur.com/MxhztMh.gif

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

pornmasta 12-02-2014 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 20308217)
- no ethnic hero disguised as storm trooper Leave it to a gfy turd to complain about having a black person in a movie full of space aliens...

Ok, i know what's the problem with this black guy. It's easy.
It's obviously not a storm trooper (you never see their faces or they are not important as individuals), so it has to be a hero or something.
My problem with him is that he doesn't look charismatic and that's annoying even for a black hero... ;
So, my mind comes then to what i know of our society. With this i understand why i see this black guy: nowadays there is black heroes everywhere because... well... it's politically correct.
Plus: i suspect an attempt of viral effect using a forged controversy

- You show a black guy that doesn't really look charismatic
- People complain about the guy, "bla bla bla storm trooper aren't black... caus clone bla bla"
- You explain: but why don't you want to see this black guy as a hero... are you... RACIST ?? wink wink wink (while his problem is more that he looks kinda stupid in this trailer...)

You have your controversy... and the side of the good, the side that stands against racism is gonna win... allehuia !

Long live to the hypocrisy...

pornmasta 12-02-2014 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 20308217)
- no noisy robot made to appeal children (and make toys) Toys are why there is any hype from us and anyone else in the first place. We loved that shit then, why is that bad now exactly?

answer:
7 Things That Need To Happen In Star Wars The Force Awakens - YouTube

DWB 12-03-2014 10:12 AM

Plot leak.

Spoiler alert!






































Quote:

John Boyega and Daisy Ridley are the male and female leads.

Boyega is a force-sensitive Stormtrooper under command of Gwendoline Christie's character. He defects from the Empire over the course of the movie, ending up stranded on a desert planet (presumed to be Tatooine) during the first act. Having defied orders, Boyega is hunted as a deserter.


2MuchMark 12-03-2014 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DWB (Post 20307937)
It gets right to the point, opens right, cuts out all the black fade outs, loses the silly droid, and fixes the light saber. Opening with the Millennium Falcon gives me a boner out of the gate instead of scratching my head wondering what is going on. The last 3 movies were disasters. They are bringing back the old characters for a reason, so focusing on anything that gives me a feeling of nostalgia is better than left wondering if the movie is going to be another disaster or not. That's why I like it better, because I'm left with a hard-on instead of questions.

I like the re edit too, but there's an argument that can be made for the original trailer. We're teased by a scene of a desert. We would not yet know that this is a Star Wars movie. The reveal of the Stormtrooper is a gentle lead-in to an ever increasingly exciting climax, the Millennium Falcon flight.

For the light sabre, fans shouldn't be so quit to hate it. Maybe this one was made by a different designer and serves a different purpose? Let's let the story tellers decide this for us.

JustDaveXxx 12-03-2014 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DWB (Post 20310497)
Plot leak.

Spoiler alert!

Nice find.


I thing the trailer is perfect for what it is, almost genius.


The black guy thing, the lightsaber, etc; it has everyone talking. Love it, hate it, everyone is talking about it.


If the trailer was perfect, to everyones satisfaction and great, no debate would be sparked up and discussed as it is now.


I liked passenger 57, anything Samuel L Jackson and Denzel. It doesn't matter to me who leads. And the funny thing, the acting, the movie, the premise can suck ass on the highest levels of "Suck-dom", Its Star Wars and I and all of the fans are going to line up and see it.


To me the newer Star Wars movies, 1, 2, 3, the ones with Aniken as a kid, were the absolute worst "Stand Alone" movies ever made. If I wasn't a Star Wars fan, I would say WTF!!


But to me personally and to all of the Star Wars fans, these were the absolute best movies ever made, because it told a story to a franchise that I and other Star Wars Fans alike love and were always waiting for and hoping for.


Im pretty confident JJ. Abrams is going to make a way better Star Wars than the last 3 that got put out. Only time will tel.


Just Dave

pornmasta 12-03-2014 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustDaveXxx (Post 20310677)

To me the newer Star Wars movies, 1, 2, 3, the ones with Aniken as a kid, were the absolute worst "Stand Alone" movies ever made. If I wasn't a Star Wars fan, I would say WTF!!

these movies are not so bad

JustDaveXxx 12-03-2014 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornmasta (Post 20310695)
these movies are not so bad

I love them personally.

But if I wasn't a Star Wars fan and if they were not Star Wars they would suck ass compared to what is getting made today.


Just Dave


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