So the UK just outlawed spanking, facesitting, watersports and other "immoral" sex acts in porn
 

What's going to happen now?

I know that for instance some of the best spanking sites are British. Would hate to see an entire niche and possibly many others go down the drain!

A long list of sex acts just got banned in UK porn - UK - News - The Independent

List of sex acts outlawed:

Spanking
Caning
Aggressive whipping
Penetration by any object "associated with violence"
Physical or verbal abuse (regardless of if consensual)
Urolagnia (known as "water sports")
Female ejaculation
Strangulation
Facesitting
Fisting

Whats wrong with

Urolagnia (known as "water sports")

Female ejaculation

Eventually only FHM magazine will be allowed

There is fisting and fisting...

and only with berkas :thumbsup

way to go uk, slowly preparing for the sharia law? :upsidedow :throwup just put up that country on my banned list ...

exactly. What a shithole that place is turning into.

Bush Sux0r

Well, that's the end results of people trying to put everything on the list into one scene.

Always push the envelope; got to be more shocking, no self policing....hammer comes down.

Face sitting - What's wrong with that?..

"Penetration by any object "associated with violence"" - I wonder how that will affect UK cam girls (and boys) or is it OK for solo?.....

The 'sitter' may fart... :2 cents:

I hate it when that happens - Sorry:winkwink:...

When a government tries to dictate its sane and mature citizens on what kind of sex they can have, it is... Right, is it's a fascism. So congrats to the UK citizens. North Korea will be your next level.

Britcucks just LOVE the good ol nanny state.The goverment will tell them what they can tweet about or do in their bedroom :1orglaugh

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http://i.imgur.com/UQYi5F4.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/6b2r1Rq.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/VOk9crr.jpg

and my personal favourite:1orglaugh :

http://i.imgur.com/RI4OL1k.jpg

That's a wrong question. Perhaps you like it but someone - not. You shouldn't ask it because it's wrong by itself. I mean your question. Everything which is consensual between mature people and which does not somehow hams others is ok. Nobody can decide what is good or what is not. You know, I'm not gay. But I do not blame you for being a homosexual. The same applies to all other sexual perversions (those that are unnatural, i.e. not intended for our reproduction).

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Forbidding caning doesn't quite fit with common shariah punishments.

Going back to the middle ages ?

I thought David Cameron was kinky. He seems to be into feet. He doesn't seem to like to be spanked but maybe will he allow Bastinado?
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Please tell me this is a photochop.

They seem a bit optimistic with the size maybe...

it's a gipsy trick to resell the metal ;p

Or keep the knives themselves. Gypsys are famous for their "knife usage", at least around here.

exactly, fucked up country to live, i've been always saying that.

Look on the bright side, at least the UK didn't ban deepthroating for being a choking hazard.

if wonder is David Cameron is a member of this board :/

Is he popular in the UK ?

If they have banned female ejaculation, will male ejaculation be next?

I'm so glad I don't live there anymore
Anyway I can't take UK for long time, like 2 years at a time and then I have to move, seems there won't be next time though...

can't get the 'female ejaculation' part WTF, I mean really WTF

Nice the way a few squeezed a bit of Islamophobia in there, but I suspect that the UK posters voted for this right wing censoring government. They love "The Daily Mail" and its racist crap and that is the newspaper that leads the crack down on porn.

There's no such thing as Islamaphobia.

Good move by the Government, next step is to ban it all. :thumbsup

For something that does not exist there is a hell of a lot of it here.

islam = pornography :winkwink:

(please send your bombs to bla bla bla ... :winkwink:)

yup

You'll be better off with all that stuff outlawed. Because it'll make the harder material more difficult to find and in the long run it'll increase the value. All someone has to do is go back to the old channels of distribution that were more private and secured.

Came to mind, as soon as I saw it !

You should read Islamophobia - Thought Crime of the Totalitarian Future by Robert Spencer.

Well that list pretty much describes my average weekend. :D

But no squirting? WTF there?

Yes it does. Shariah punishments involving caning aren't sexualized. Or at least they have no sexual intent.

Forbidding it with regard to porn so does fit with their laws.



I've been saying it for nearly 15 years now, censorship needs to be watched closely at all times. Because the line where censorship is and the place where censorship wants to be is only a government decree away.

Does this amendment to the law grandfather distribution of existing content from UK producers and only affect distribution and production of new content?

that sucks, i love facesitting..

There is a lot of things I do not like - Femdom for example. But that's a personal thing and it's not up to me to judge any one.

I'm just glad to be out of the country. There's nothing anyone can do apart from move their businesses out of the UK with these (now becoming) absurd laws. :2 cents:

There are loads of reasons people move to spain.