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Xenophage 12-02-2014 01:14 PM

Are diamond earrings a good Christmas gift for a woman you are not married to?
 
Or are diamonds a little over the top?

jimmycooper 12-02-2014 01:17 PM

Depends on how long you've been dating as well as the nature of the relationship.

the Shemp 12-02-2014 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xenophage (Post 20309476)
Or are diamonds a little over the top?

is anal involved...?

sarah_teamcmp 12-02-2014 02:06 PM

If jewelry is important to her then its a good gift. Some of the best gifts i have given or received just show that someone was listening. Fun fact, the best gifts I have gotten from guys I dated include a towel and a bathmat. One of the worst gifts was a ring, everyone is different. Go with your gut. You know your relationship best.

blackmonsters 12-02-2014 02:10 PM

Fuck diamonds dude, get her some really cool riot gear.
She's not going to remember any fucking diamonds forever.

mineistaken 12-02-2014 03:04 PM

over the top

pornmasta 12-02-2014 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 20309539)
Fuck diamonds dude, get her some really cool riot gear.
She's not going to remember any fucking diamonds forever.

BM is right, buy her some tonfas

xNetworx 12-02-2014 03:06 PM

Depends on how much you spend vs earn (imo)

If you are rich, who cares. Ballin' on a budget? Looks like you are trying too hard with diamonds.

American Psycho 12-02-2014 03:13 PM

Save ur money. Women come and go in the end all you get is a bill...

Xenophage 12-02-2014 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20309623)
over the top

My reasoning is if I give her expensive diamond jewelry, she will sleep with me.

420 12-02-2014 03:18 PM

Don't be an idiot. Get zircon set in 14k gold. She won't know the difference and you will still get laid.

American Psycho 12-02-2014 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xenophage (Post 20309639)
My reasoning is if I give her expensive diamond jewelry, she will sleep with me.

dude u didnt even get any yet?

Diamonds makes u look desperate if u didnt even smash yet.

mineistaken 12-02-2014 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xenophage (Post 20309639)
My reasoning is if I give her expensive diamond jewelry, she will sleep with me.

Oh, this is a troll/joke thread :thumbsup

aka123 12-02-2014 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamBoss (Post 20309628)
Depends on how much you spend vs earn (imo)

If you are rich, who cares. Ballin' on a budget? Looks like you are trying too hard with diamonds.

This says it.

baddog 12-02-2014 03:23 PM

Dumb idea. Never spend more than $10 if you haven't gotten sex yet.

Jet Set Cat 12-02-2014 03:58 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eL7ETLLkQTY

NatalieK 12-02-2014 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xenophage (Post 20309476)
Or are diamonds a little over the top?

diamonds are always a girls best friend :winkwink:

seeandsee 12-02-2014 04:13 PM

Give her money, and you will even get bj

aka123 12-02-2014 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GspotProductions (Post 20309719)
diamonds are always a girls best friend :winkwink:

That is why you shouldn't give those if you like to be her best friend. :)

slapass 12-02-2014 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20309644)
Don't be an idiot. Get zircon set in 14k gold. She won't know the difference and you will still get laid.

This, for the win.

JFK 12-02-2014 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the Shemp (Post 20309485)
is anal involved...?

Thanks for getting to the point :Graucho

mineistaken 12-02-2014 06:09 PM

What happened to OP's green nick?

L-Pink 12-02-2014 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20309915)
What happened to OP's green nick?

It was revoked for this thread.

woj 12-02-2014 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xenophage (Post 20309639)
My reasoning is if I give her expensive diamond jewelry, she will sleep with me.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Spunky 12-02-2014 09:14 PM

he will expect a car next time

ErectMedia 12-02-2014 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20309644)
Don't be an idiot. Get zircon set in 14k gold. She won't know the difference and you will still get laid.

+1 :thumbsup

Then if it lasts you can swap it out later. If it doesn't last and she says she's keeping them then you can brag she took it up the ass for zirconium. :1orglaugh

O MARINA 12-02-2014 11:06 PM

Yes do it. YOLO.

The Porn Nerd 12-02-2014 11:08 PM

No no no no no.

Got it?

MiamiBoyz 12-03-2014 12:16 AM

I'll let you fuck me and you don't even need to give me the earrings...

Seth Manson 12-03-2014 12:42 AM

Buy her a vacuum cleaner. Chics love vacuum cleaners.

marcop 12-03-2014 01:10 AM

Buy her a pocket rocket.

carpocratian 12-03-2014 01:29 AM

I have never spent more than $100 on any gift for a woman, girlfriend or wife.

I have never dated a woman who was unhappy with that, either. I never got into relationships with women who though that material goods indicated love. I have always gone for the smart, responsible, practical types.

If I were going to buy jewelry with precious or semi-precious stones in it, I would at least buy something that would retain some of it's value. Diamonds are worth very, very little (monetarily) once you walk out of the store.

XXXtrailers 12-03-2014 03:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the Shemp (Post 20309485)
is anal involved...?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

dirtymind 12-03-2014 03:11 AM

it is always a good present, only i would not give some one diamonds who i have not been dating for more than a year.

loreen 12-03-2014 03:27 AM

If she will fuck you for a $100 gift (you can get diamonds this cheap), you are better off without her :)

k0nr4d 12-03-2014 04:39 AM

get her a bouquet of lollipops and tell her that's not the only thing she's gonna be sucking tonight

NatalieK 12-03-2014 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aka123 (Post 20309740)
That is why you shouldn't give those if you like to be her best friend. :)

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

blackmonsters 12-03-2014 07:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loreen (Post 20310153)
If she will fuck you for a $100 gift (you can get diamonds this cheap), you are better off without her :)

Yep, all the decent chicks fuck for free.

But if she needs $100 then you don't have to worry about your broke ass buddies moving in on your action.

:1orglaugh

Milfer 12-03-2014 07:23 AM

first post the pic of that woman, only then I will be able to tell if she even deserves diamond on her body?

side note: if you have not fucked her yet and only doing this "favor" in hope that she will suck your cock, you are a Nice Guy Loser

freecartoonporn 12-03-2014 11:06 PM

diamonds are a little over the top.


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