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elmy 12-05-2014 09:41 AM

Christmas Gifts thread
 
What you are buying a girlfriend for Christmas?

I need advice :)

laragreen 12-05-2014 09:43 AM

Perfume is always a good choice ;)

TeenCat 12-05-2014 09:48 AM

some japanese and exotic candies, some mexican chocolate, some exotic alcohol, prepay satellite tv and internet for year, some tshirts and music cds and people will be happy :) i hope at least :)

makeabuck 12-05-2014 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elmy (Post 20313130)
What you are buying a girlfriend for Christmas?

I need advice :)

Things Remembered dot com =)

kittykatt 12-05-2014 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by laragreen (Post 20313134)
Perfume is always a good choice ;)

Agreed, also, heels, watch, jewelry, handbag, lingerie :thumbsup

CaptainHowdy 12-05-2014 01:28 PM

Child support ...

kittykatt 12-05-2014 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 20313410)
Child support ...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

CamTraffic 12-05-2014 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 20313410)
Child support ...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh Priceless!

candyflip 12-05-2014 01:50 PM

Girlfriend - iPad
Kids' Mom - iPad Mini

CourtneyR 12-05-2014 02:09 PM

laser hair removal.

dillonaire 12-05-2014 02:28 PM

A nice Apron :1orglaugh



http://www.flirtyaprons.com/assets/b...pron-Front.jpg

loreen 12-05-2014 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by kittykatt (Post 20313280)
Agreed, also, heels, watch, jewelry, handbag, lingerie :thumbsup

Oh, the clichés.

CPA-Rush 12-05-2014 04:24 PM

girlfriend

420 12-05-2014 04:50 PM

I usually get her some oven mitts or something like that. I think she needs a mop and bucket this year.

Seth Manson 12-05-2014 05:19 PM

A vacuum cleaner. Because bitches love getting stuff like that for christmas.

TurboAngel 12-05-2014 05:41 PM

Perfume is always great. I got a printer way back in 2003 I was pissed. I had the WTF look as a pic was taken. LOL

kittykatt 12-05-2014 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loreen (Post 20313501)
Oh, the clichés.

hey! those are all the things I bought myself for christmas so why not :winkwink:

Spunky 12-05-2014 06:26 PM

Little soaps and a gift certificate from Baths and beyond..chicks dig that sort of thing

cainedognj 12-05-2014 06:34 PM

a 10lb nestle crunch bar!

Seth Manson 12-05-2014 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboAngel (Post 20313639)
Perfume is always great. I got a printer way back in 2003 I was pissed. I had the WTF look as a pic was taken. LOL

Bullshit. You loved it!

izombie 12-05-2014 10:02 PM

An ounce of weed

AaronM 12-05-2014 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gamelinkjeff (Post 20313467)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seth Manson (Post 20313617)
A vacuum cleaner. Because bitches love getting stuff like that for christmas.


The pimphand is strong with these two.

I was thinking about renting my girlfriend her own girlfriend for the night. Well, not exactly her own as I would enjoy the show so it would be a gift for me as well.

Then it occurred to me that my Wife may not appreciate me spending money on any of my other bitches. To overcome this, I'm just gonna hook the Wife up with the girlfriend and buy myself a new video camera with the money I would have spent on them. Everybody wins. :pimp

Seth Manson 12-05-2014 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 20313886)
I was thinking about renting my girlfriend her own girlfriend for the night.

One to cook, one to clean? I love it!

AaronM 12-05-2014 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seth Manson (Post 20313888)
One to cook, one to clean? I love it!


Exactly.

420 12-05-2014 11:22 PM

I was going to get her a roomba until I saw this video.

French girl experiments with vacuum cleaner - XVIDEOS.COM

freecartoonporn 12-05-2014 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20313897)
I was going to get her a roomba until I saw this video.

French girl experiments with vacuum cleaner - XVIDEOS.COM

thats pretty old but fapped to it.
thanks.

TrashyGirl 12-06-2014 06:09 AM

half or full day spa gift certificate...
you will get laid after
guaranteed :thumbsup

SekobA 12-06-2014 06:17 AM

something big and black

CurrentlySober 12-06-2014 02:12 PM

i cant afford a girlfriend... :(

elmy 12-08-2014 06:19 AM

lingerie ?

John-ACWM 12-08-2014 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kittykatt (Post 20313280)
Agreed, also, heels, watch, jewelry, handbag, lingerie :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

XXXtrailers 12-08-2014 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by SekobA (Post 20314022)
something big and black

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

pornguy 12-08-2014 08:34 AM

Building a house so only the kid gets gifts this year.

elmy 12-08-2014 09:08 AM

full house of unnecessary things :)

brassmonkey 12-08-2014 10:04 AM

get her a giant black dildo


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