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DamageX 12-05-2014 12:10 PM

4 simple steps to sell SEO hosting in less than a day, while knowing fuck all about SEO or hosting
 
1. Sign up for a reseller plan at hostnine.com ($24.95/mo)
2. Buy a stock hosting template from templatemonster.com, slappp your name on it and upload it
3. Mark up your prices by 1000% or so and start spamming GFY with your service
4. PROFIT!!!

There's a sucker born every minute. Serious business. :Graucho

brassmonkey 12-05-2014 12:17 PM

spam makes my chest hurt :(

TeenCat 12-05-2014 12:25 PM

not everyone have your skills :) if that works for somebody, and if people buing it and are happy with it, why not and why the hate? :)

Best-In-BC 12-05-2014 12:29 PM

Thanks for the tips DX!

aka123 12-05-2014 12:31 PM

Thanks for the tip, I have no fucking idea what is SEO hosting, so this will suit for me. :)

But seriously, what is SEO hosting? What the fuck it has to do with SEO? :upsidedow

The Porn Nerd 12-05-2014 12:33 PM

I like peanut butter.

DamageX 12-05-2014 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenCat (Post 20313341)
not everyone have your skills :) if that works for somebody, and if people buing it and are happy with it, why not and why the hate? :)

What hate? I just posted a USEFUL method on how to make money fairly easily.

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20313337)
spam makes my chest hurt :(

You don't necessarily have to spam blatantly. Just run it in your sig and buy some other people's sigs. In the current state of the industry sigs are cheap as fuck. Especially considering the fact that very few people even buy sigs nowadays, so there's a huge supply and almost no demand.

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Originally Posted by aka123 (Post 20313347)
Thanks for the tip, I have no fucking idea what is SEO hosting, so this will suit for me. :)

But seriously, what is SEO hosting? What the fuck it has to do with SEO? :upsidedow

SEO hosting is a type of hosting that's supposed to help your SEO. It usually offers different IP's. Some also offer different nameservers. And some others, like HostNine.com, even offer the option of hosting each site in different datacenters.

sandman! 12-05-2014 01:17 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Roald 12-05-2014 01:20 PM

Brilliant!

Done!

No Uptime Hosting - Guaranteed Server Downtime!

DamageX 12-05-2014 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Roald (Post 20313400)

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

On a serious note though, you'd rarely, if ever, need to deal with any support. Just forward all tickets to HostNine.

aka123 12-05-2014 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamageX (Post 20313396)
SEO hosting is a type of hosting that's supposed to help your SEO. It usually offers different IP's. Some also offer different nameservers. And some others, like HostNine.com, even offer the option of hosting each site in different datacenters.

Sounds pretty much like normal hosting to me. Besides hosting every site in different datacenter (what's the point anyway, avoiding some cross-linking penalty?).

TeenCat 12-05-2014 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Roald (Post 20313400)

hehe lol :1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy 12-05-2014 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 20313351)
I like peanut butter.

http://cdn.viralscape.com/wp-content...ortrait-18.jpg

Best-In-BC 12-05-2014 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 20313432)

What the fuck :helpme

DamageX 12-05-2014 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aka123 (Post 20313424)
Sounds pretty much like normal hosting to me. Besides hosting every site in different datacenter (what's the point anyway, avoiding some cross-linking penalty?).

I'm gonna save that for a different tutorial thread. :winkwink:

sonofsam 12-05-2014 02:16 PM

Everyone move along... nothing to see here. DamageX has no idea what he is talking about..

I'll tell you how to succeed in SEO..

There are a few words you should know... I'll list them.


Backlink Profile (including dofollows, nofollows)
Relevant Content
Social profiles
on-site SEO (alt tags, meta data, h1 headers and so on)
Mobile friendly site

These are just some of them...


now all those terms... completely throw them out of your mind. You don't need any of that stuff..

What you need is an SEO Host. That is the single most important part of SEO. Without an SEO host, you have zero chance to rank for anything.

If you want to get really fancy, you should try and find an SEO host that does not even have access to a datacenter, and is run by someone who is extremely unsuccessful and borderline senile.. Matt Cutts specifically said during a talk on Google Algorithms that riding around on a harley and pretending to be a big bad biker is a new ranking signal...

Don't fall behind while everyone ranks! visit gotsenile.com !

sonofsam 12-05-2014 02:17 PM

...........and if you need PR services, please visit lemonparty.org where you can see a picture of me and my team during one of our weekly networking events

PAR 12-05-2014 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Roald (Post 20313400)

Got any GFY package deals?

TurboAngel 12-05-2014 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 20313432)

Awwwwwwwwwww



:1orglaugh

DamageX 12-05-2014 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam (Post 20313459)
Everyone move along... nothing to see here. DamageX has no idea what he is talking about..

I'll tell you how to succeed in SEO..

There are a few words you should know... I'll list them.


Backlink Profile (including dofollows, nofollows)
Relevant Content
Social profiles
on-site SEO (alt tags, meta data, h1 headers and so on)
Mobile friendly site

These are just some of them...


now all those terms... completely throw them out of your mind. You don't need any of that stuff..

What you need is an SEO Host. That is the single most important part of SEO. Without an SEO host, you have zero chance to rank for anything.

If you want to get really fancy, you should try and find an SEO host that does not even have access to a datacenter, and is run by someone who is extremely unsuccessful and borderline senile.. Matt Cutts specifically said during a talk on Google Algorithms that riding around on a harley and pretending to be a big bad biker is a new ranking signal...

Don't fall behind while everyone ranks! visit gotsenile.com !

I told you in another thread, you're being a dick for making fun of the elderly. :winkwink:

Barefootsies 12-06-2014 05:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam (Post 20313459)
If you want to get really fancy, you should try and find an SEO host that does not even have access to a datacenter, and is run by someone who is extremely unsuccessful and borderline senile.. Matt Cutts specifically said during a talk on Google Algorithms that riding around on a harley and pretending to be a big bad biker is a new ranking signal...

Don't fall behind while everyone ranks! visit gotsenile.com !


Markul 12-06-2014 06:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Roald (Post 20313400)

Fantastic! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

WDF 12-06-2014 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20313337)
spam makes my chest hurt :(

Does your chest hurt every time you post, if not then it is not spam that causes your pain.

DamageX 12-08-2014 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamageX (Post 20313456)
I'm gonna save that for a different tutorial thread. :winkwink:

Crap, I forgot to write this... Oh well, will do it tomorrow.


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