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$5 submissions 12-11-2014 01:25 PM

Juice cleanses don't work?
 
I type this with a heavy heart since I'm on my fifth day of a juice, nuts, and flaxseed regimen. So far, I've lost eight pounds.

What Happens in Your Body During a "Cleanse" or "Detox"

Anyway, I'll know for sure if juicing is bogus once (if) I hit day 21 of my new diet regimen.

sonofsam 12-11-2014 01:26 PM

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$5 submissions 12-11-2014 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam (Post 20320301)
Gene do you still have that outsourcing company?

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punker barbie 12-11-2014 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by $5 submissions (Post 20320297)
I type this with a heavy heart since I'm on my fifth day of a juice, nuts, and flaxseed regimen. So far, I've lost eight pounds.

What Happens in Your Body During a "Cleanse" or "Detox"

Anyway, I'll know for sure if juicing is bogus once (if) I hit day 21 of my new diet regimen.

Love juice cleanses!!!!! I do a 7 day juice cleanse every year after Christmas to lose the holiday baby fat. Normally I drink cold pressed juice after my workout. Its filling enough to skip lunch and make it to dinner. I do this 3 times a week.

Its impressive you're doing 21 days.

BlackAndBlue 12-11-2014 01:55 PM

The problem with any type of limited diet is that once you go back to eating regularly, you will likely gain any weight you lost back. Anytime you make an extreme change in what you are eating, you lose weight--period. Even if you choose to just eat donuts for 21 days, you WILL loose weight.

The problem comes in not learning to change your eating habits outside the fasting and balancing nutrition with exercise and what-not. So no--juice fasts don't work for losing weight in the long term.

WarChild 12-11-2014 01:56 PM

Cleanses and/or detoxes are 100% absolute nonsense. Don't waste your time and starve your body of its actual macro and micro nutrient requirements for some voodoo pseudo science that doesn't even take basic biology in to account.

CaptainHowdy 12-11-2014 02:07 PM

Just a juice cleanse? Go big or go home ...

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sonofsam 12-11-2014 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 20320343)
Cleanses and/or detoxes are 100% absolute nonsense. Don't waste your time and starve your body of its actual macro and micro nutrient requirements for some voodoo pseudo science that doesn't even take basic biology in to account.

I can't hear you over my keto diet and my crossfit motivational instagram posts :2 cents:





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PR_Glen 12-11-2014 02:13 PM

I can lose 20 lbs in about 24 hours with a sauna, doesn't make it healthy though.

losing lbs from body fat is what gets people healthier. no juice for that one.

thecatwrites 12-12-2014 08:04 PM

what fruit/veggie juice combination do you use?

TheSquealer 12-12-2014 08:15 PM

From a simple perspective of anatomy and physiology and bio chem, of course its not healthy for you. Nothing about it is good for you. Eat right. Exercise. Reduce stress... end of story.

TheSquealer 12-12-2014 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by punker barbie (Post 20320325)
Love juice cleanses!!!!! I do a 7 day juice cleanse every year after Christmas to lose the holiday baby fat. Normally I drink cold pressed juice after my workout. Its filling enough to skip lunch and make it to dinner. I do this 3 times a week.

Its impressive you're doing 21 days.

Excellent way to start your recovery after workout... a shot of sugar and water and then skip meals (post workout being the most important) and deprive yourself of absolutely everything your body needs for growth, repair and recovery. Sounds like a winning formula. Anyone that does any sort of strenuous physical activity, is involved in athletics or spends time in the gym understands that skipping meals has nothing but positive benefits.

Paul 12-14-2014 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 20322673)
Excellent way to start your recovery after workout... a shot of sugar and water and then skip meals (post workout being the most important) and deprive yourself of absolutely everything your body needs for growth, repair and recovery. Sounds like a winning formula. Anyone that does any sort of strenuous physical activity, is involved in athletics or spends time in the gym understands that skipping meals has nothing but positive benefits.

ROFL! :thumbsup

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 20320375)
Losing lbs from body fat is what gets people healthier. no juice for that one.

Most people can't lose fat because they're too lazy and can't be bothered doing exercise and eating right.

pornmasta 12-14-2014 09:31 AM

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