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VikingMan 12-20-2014 04:11 PM

What is the best Christmas present you have received so far this year?
 
For me it has to be the woman who let me back in line at Starbucks after having to make a run for the men's room. What a sweetheart:wetkiss Also I got an Outback gift card so I can gorge myself and one other person and all I have to pay for are drinks. Nice.

What is your best Christmas present this year? And Yes I said "Christmas" not Xmas because I believe a virgin girl got preggers from God and her husband was OK with it. :1orglaugh

clickity click 12-20-2014 04:14 PM

I got nothing... sorry..

420 12-20-2014 04:14 PM

Lies. If you were truly xtian you would know you can't open presents until at least the 24th. I think you're talking about chanukah.

SilentKnight 12-20-2014 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by VikingMan (Post 20332375)
What is your best Christmas present this year?

Well...let's see.

- I'm at 10 months without a contract renewal at my day job.

- third year without a profit-share Xmas bonus.

- and we just got news the other day we'll be losing 14hrs. of wage due to closures over the holidays.




But there's beer in the fridge, FTW. :thumbsup

VikingMan 12-20-2014 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20332382)
Lies. If you were truly xtian you would know you can't open presents until at least the 24th. I think you're talking about chanukah.

People I do biz with send me shit in the mail.

420 12-20-2014 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VikingMan (Post 20332396)
People I do biz with send me shit in the mail.

Santa would not be pleased that you are opening it early.

brassmonkey 12-20-2014 04:29 PM

Samsung - 75" tv :disgust my little brother got a 2014 truck :disgust

420 12-20-2014 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VikingMan (Post 20332396)
People I do biz with send me shit in the mail.

I almost missed that. You work with CS too??

I'll stop being an idiot if you promise to give Dave the outback leftovers (fat and gristle).

VikingMan 12-20-2014 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20332413)
I almost missed that. You work with CS too??

I'll stop being an idiot if you promise to give Dave the outback leftovers (fat and gristle).

Good I idea. I should treat Dave to dinner. CS?????? Sorry I am drunk

Seth Manson 12-20-2014 04:49 PM

Nothing, because it's not christmas yet

420 12-20-2014 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VikingMan (Post 20332417)
Good I idea. I should treat Dave to dinner. CS?????? Sorry I am drunk

Aren't you always drunk? :)

Currentlysober sent me poo in the mail too.

VikingMan 12-20-2014 04:53 PM

By the way....Anyone have gift ideas for someone who is in prison?

armysmoke 12-20-2014 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Seth Manson (Post 20332418)
Nothing, because it's not christmas yet

same here

420 12-20-2014 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by VikingMan (Post 20332420)
By the way....Anyone have gift ideas for someone who is in prison?

lol....

like a cake with a file in it? lsd laced letter, that sort of thing?

ErectMedia 12-20-2014 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 20332395)
Well...let's see.

- I'm at 10 months without a contract renewal at my day job.

- third year without a profit-share Xmas bonus.

- and we just got news the other day we'll be losing 14hrs. of wage due to closures over the holidays.




But there's beer in the fridge, FTW. :thumbsup

:drinkup

blackmonsters 12-20-2014 08:29 PM

I got a new starter for my car this weekend.
I enjoyed the walk to the auto parts store to get it to.

The studly feeling I have from being able to diagnose and fix the problem plus being just less than too fat to walk to the auto parts store can never be matched by mere gifts.

:1orglaugh

Spunky 12-20-2014 08:34 PM

Nothing under the Christmas tree yet :(

fappingJack 12-20-2014 08:35 PM

my baby girl. born 2mos back ��

VikingMan 12-20-2014 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by fappingJack (Post 20332628)
my baby girl. born 2mos back ��

so you have the gift of sleep deprivation:thumbsup

RandyRandy 12-21-2014 08:20 AM

Well, I don't know if this has anything to do with Christmas, but I felt I needed something different, so I went to the Hindu Temple of Hannaman, the Monkey god, and through a dramatic set of circumstances, this girl moved in with me 3 days later. (Last week). And it's been like Christmas every day since.

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leila_mia 12-21-2014 08:47 AM

nothing yet but i hope they'll be nice

RummyBoy 12-21-2014 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by RandyRandy (Post 20332948)
Well, I don't know if this has anything to do with Christmas, but I felt I needed something different, so I went to the Hindu Temple of Hannaman, the Monkey god, and through a dramatic set of circumstances, this girl moved in with me 3 days later. (Last week). And it's been like Christmas every day since.

Hanuman is the monkey god .... he's powerful and mischief. His greatness lies in his undying friendship and total loyalty.

tanyamuhammad742 12-21-2014 09:04 AM

a car.... :D

nm_ 12-21-2014 09:28 AM

Oculus rift dk2.... From myself!!!

nadiacassie 12-21-2014 09:32 AM

bought a purse for myself ..

VikingMan 12-23-2014 06:48 PM

I just got another Starbucks gift card. I am RICH BITCH!!!

420 12-23-2014 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VikingMan (Post 20336351)
I just got another Starbucks gift card. I am RICH BITCH!!!

Steak and coffee for Dave! Although, I really feel like Dave should be buying you lunch.

VikingMan 12-23-2014 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20336383)
Steak and coffee for Dave! Although, I really feel like Dave should be buying you lunch.

Dave is MIA. I will drive by his regular corner again tomorrow and will take a pic if he is there. But I am a bit worried about him :( You would think he would be working because he makes more money this time of year.

420 12-23-2014 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by VikingMan (Post 20336399)
Dave is MIA. I will drive by his regular corner again tomorrow and will take a pic if he is there. But I am a bit worried about him :( You would think he would be working because he makes more money this time of year.

Hopefully he went home to his mansion and beautiful wife for the holidays.

candyflip 12-23-2014 08:18 PM

My girl's kid and mine ride horses. They are getting a horse. The smiles on their faces will be the best gift ever.

Spunky 12-23-2014 08:30 PM

That my kitty was healthy after blowing a grand at the vet :( Dam cat ate something she shouldn't have


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