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hadden 12-21-2014 05:07 AM

honk on honkies
 
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I hope Florida enjoys our exports. Old decrepit fucks and these noise polluting gigantic honking birds. Go fuck yourselves. At the same time, thank you for choosing to shoot both. :2 cents:

Zuzana Designs 12-21-2014 06:13 AM

We have those all over the place here in the summer. They crap all over the place and honk like crazy! I have had them chase me down too. Thankful I'm lighting fast and could escape before they ate me. Really it was because I was fearing for my life when they stick their stupid necks out and come at you.

FriendsForNow 12-21-2014 06:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs (Post 20332866)
We have those all over the place here in the summer. They crap all over the place and honk like crazy!

They have a tendency to land in roadside vegetable growing fields crapping all over the soil. I see that a lot driving to work in the mornings. No way would I purchase vegetables there.

hadden 12-21-2014 06:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs (Post 20332866)
We have those all over the place here in the summer. They crap all over the place and honk like crazy! I have had them chase me down too. Thankful I'm lighting fast and could escape before they ate me. Really it was because I was fearing for my life when they stick their stupid necks out and come at you.

Yes, they honk in unison, much like the elderly playing bingo. Intimidation at its finest.

DamageX 12-21-2014 10:52 AM

Shit Lawrence, you still haven't gotten your hands on enough sleeping pills to kill yourself? Maybe someone should post that pic of Lanny fucking you in the ass again, hopefully this time it'll be the straw to break the camel's back and push you over the edge.

PR_Glen 12-21-2014 11:42 AM

everyone should go out or their way to protect the environment and the animals who live within it, unless they make noise or ruin our gardens then we must murder them all..


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Originally Posted by FriendsForNow (Post 20332878)
They have a tendency to land in roadside vegetable growing fields crapping all over the soil. I see that a lot driving to work in the mornings. No way would I purchase vegetables there.

why? is goose shit less appetizing than sheep shit?

brassmonkey 12-21-2014 11:44 AM

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CaptainHowdy 12-21-2014 11:50 AM

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FriendsForNow 12-21-2014 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 20333139)
everyone should go out or their way to protect the environment and the animals who live within it, unless they make noise or ruin our gardens then we must murder them all..

I didn't mind the deer until they started eating my expensive plants and shrubbery. I went out to water my plants one morning and it looked like Morticia from the Adams Family was there over night.

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 20333139)
why? is goose shit less appetizing than sheep shit?

I just don't want to see it.

Grapesoda 12-21-2014 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20333142)
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Colmike9 12-21-2014 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by DamageX (Post 20333094)
Shit Lawrence, you still haven't gotten your hands on enough sleeping pills to kill yourself? Maybe someone should post that pic of Lanny fucking you in the ass again, hopefully this time it'll be the straw to break the camel's back and push you over the edge.

You mean this pic? :upsidedow

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-NTOfcKk4_F...600/images.jpg

Seth Manson 12-21-2014 01:11 PM

how embarrassing ^^

candyflip 12-21-2014 04:13 PM

They always shit up the pond that's close to my parents.

One went after one of my kids one day and I had to go Larry David on it.

420 12-21-2014 04:21 PM

Christmas goose for everyone.


FriendsForNow 12-21-2014 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 20333356)
They always shit up the pond that's close to my parents.

One went after one of my kids one day and I had to go Larry David on it.

Longs your kid didn't get hurt.

Geese are state and federally protected. $200 fine for killing the goose and another $200 to replace it.

DamageX 12-21-2014 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Colmike7 (Post 20333190)

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hadden 12-21-2014 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by DamageX (Post 20333428)
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DamageX 12-22-2014 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by hadden (Post 20333462)

Is that the best comeback you can come up with? No wonder you got fucked in the ass... :1orglaugh

PR_Glen 12-22-2014 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by FriendsForNow (Post 20333367)
Longs your kid didn't get hurt.

Geese are state and federally protected. $200 fine for killing the goose and another $200 to replace it.

fighting geese is a right of passage for canadians. I had my first fight when i was 3 years old.. ultimately I lost but I got a few good jabs in there first..

atom 12-22-2014 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by FriendsForNow (Post 20333367)
Geese are state and federally protected. $200 fine for killing the goose and another $200 to replace it.

outside of hunting season you mean. They have 3 hunting seasons for them here in MN. 1 of which has no bag limit and you can have as many in your possession at your residence as you want. They even let you hunt them after dark which says a lot. No other bird are you allowed to hunt after sunset.

Its can be a bitch to cook because it dries out so quickly but goose is one of my favorite birds. Tastes almost like red meat.

I like to shoot them because they have Canadian in their name.

hadden 12-22-2014 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by DamageX (Post 20334104)
Is that the best comeback you can come up with

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hadden 12-22-2014 08:38 AM

Why must

hadden 12-22-2014 08:42 AM

they honk

DamageX 12-22-2014 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by hadden (Post 20334156)

QED. :1orglaugh

hadden 12-22-2014 12:30 PM

You figure it out champ

WDF 12-22-2014 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Colmike7 (Post 20333190)

Is that the Offer Grind guy?

If it is I can see why he has an attitude issue.

hadden 12-22-2014 02:05 PM

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420 12-22-2014 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by hadden (Post 20334615)

These look deliciously talented. Bet you could kill them both with one shot.

SekobA 12-22-2014 02:19 PM

moonwalk............

Colmike9 12-22-2014 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by WDF (Post 20334573)
Is that the Offer Grind guy?

If it is I can see why he has an attitude issue.

It's LC getting fucked in the ass by Lanny Barbie..

(Is it Barbie or Barby? I see it spelled both ways..)

DamageX 12-23-2014 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by hadden (Post 20334459)
You figure it out champ

Figure what out? That you're dumb as a brick and batshit crazy? If you think that fact has escaped anyone, you're kidding yourself.

hadden 12-23-2014 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by DamageX (Post 20335852)
Figure what out? That you're dumb as a brick and batshit crazy? If you think that fact has escaped anyone, you're kidding yourself.

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