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carlosxxx 12-21-2014 09:26 AM

webmasters
 
Hi,

Therefore :

1) account.premium-sponsor.com

2) porn.premium-sponsor.com

3) Carlos Dias - Google+

I was looking for 3 webmasters and webmasters interested in working with the client api (example 2)) should provide me in advanced their advantages and why they should be chosen.

Only replies related with or I will never write (here) whatever again ...

Best regards,
Carlos

SilentKnight 12-21-2014 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by carlosxxx (Post 20333003)
Only replies related with or I will never write (here) whatever again ...


http://www.troll.me/images/y-so-srs-...ke-turtles.jpg

420 12-21-2014 11:16 AM

eeee
https://uniquebutnot.files.wordpress...rl-600x400.jpg

PR_Glen 12-21-2014 11:22 AM

there·fore
ˈT͟Herˌfôr/
adverb
for that reason; consequently.




oh... https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/i...lI4XEMEhbS2loA

American Psycho 12-21-2014 11:41 AM

Eat shit trolling loser

CaptainHowdy 12-21-2014 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by carlosxxx (Post 20333003)
Only replies related with or I will never write (here) whatever again ...

http://i.imgur.com/dQcZ8Nz.jpg

carlosxxx 12-22-2014 05:32 AM



Please reply accordingly to what I wrote ...

From my side I've to prepare 4 dedicated servers (one for mysql, one for cache of mysql, one for images and one for domains) to start ...

After start recovering millions of thumbs per day in one database with n millions of records where each record has an average of 20 thumbs ,etc ...

Prepare one client api like this one for example absolutelyporn.com is no big deal ...

These 3 webmasters after will prepare the entrance for the rest of webmasters ...

Step by step and with sense ...

Markul 12-22-2014 05:43 AM

Hey welcome back. I see you manage to still make zero sense lol

carlosxxx 12-22-2014 06:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Markul (Post 20334001)
Hey welcome back. I see you manage to still make zero sense lol

Another psuedo know it all ...

Here it goes :



What does not makes sense and how would it make sense in your opinion?

Markul 12-22-2014 06:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by carlosxxx (Post 20334014)
Another psuedo know it all ...

What does not makes sense and how would it make sense in your opinion?

We went over this last time you were here and tried to explain your project to us :1orglaugh

carlosxxx 12-22-2014 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Markul (Post 20334017)
We went over this last time you were here and tried to explain your project to us :1orglaugh

Therefore, I did not explain my project, only basic ideas and I'm not going to explain more than I did ...

You wrote -> it makes no sense, I can agree with you if you tell me that you consider something that makes no sense what you're not capable of understanding as result of your limits/capabilities of ...

Now, consider what I wrote senseless assuming that you know whatever related with(...), what you're actually writtingit's your path to assume your ridiculousness that will be more obvious than you think(...) ...

PornDiscounts-V 12-22-2014 06:58 AM

Bad hair day

Markul 12-22-2014 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by carlosxxx (Post 20334048)
Therefore, I did not explain my project, only basic ideas and I'm not going to explain more than I did ...

You wrote -> it makes no sense, I can agree with you if you tell me that you consider something that makes no sense what you're not capable of understanding as result of your limits/capabilities of ...

Now, consider what I wrote senseless assuming that you know whatever related with(...), what you're actually writtingit's your path to assume your ridiculousness that will be more obvious than you think(...) ...

As I said, good luck with your project :)

TeenCat 12-22-2014 07:00 AM

business newbie of the year

carlosxxx 12-22-2014 07:43 AM



Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenCat (Post 20334055)
business newbie of the year

Well, maybe easyxsites.com is looking for that award ...

PR_Glen 12-22-2014 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Markul (Post 20334017)
We went over this last time you were here and tried to explain your project to us :1orglaugh

Therefore, it is clear that you do not see the genius in his clear and concise explanation of his proposal!

http://www.i2clipart.com/cliparts/5/...urtle-5338.png

carlosxxx 12-22-2014 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 20334105)
Therefore, it is clear that you do not see the genius in his clear and concise explanation of his proposal!

http://www.i2clipart.com/cliparts/5/...urtle-5338.png

What do you mean? Turtle?

One turtle is slow and slow motions are not my brand ,etc :pimp

Markul 12-22-2014 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 20334105)
Therefore, it is clear that you do not see the genius in his clear and concise explanation of his proposal!

http://www.i2clipart.com/cliparts/5/...urtle-5338.png

You have a point man, that and I am a little on the slow side :helpme

carlosxxx 12-22-2014 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Markul (Post 20334116)
You have a point man, that and I am a little on the slow side :helpme

Maybe you could/should start thinking about what's the best way to not be in the slow side motion ...

There is always one period when people must think about that. The fact of being one turtle depends on the goal, if the goal is to become one turtle when the projects is up and running in the perfect architecture that's bad ...

IT architectures are often absurd too because create IT architects create architectures of what they don't understand,etc so sometimes it's like the perfect garbage -> they exist to implement what others create and don't understand what was created ... instead of solving the problems are actually increasing those problems ... it's the anatomy of garbage, it ends naturally in one mountain of garbage!

Markul 12-22-2014 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by carlosxxx (Post 20334129)
Maybe you could/should start thinking about what's the best way to not be in the slow side motion ...

There is always one period when people must think about that. The fact of being one turtle depends on the goal, if the goal is to become one turtle when the projects is up and running in the perfect architecture that's bad ...

IT architectures are often absurd too because create IT architects create architectures of what they don't understand,etc so sometimes it's like the perfect garbage -> they exist to implement what others create and don't understand what was created ... instead of solving the problems are actually increasing those problems ...

http://www.troll.me/images/are-you-f...an-by-that.jpg

carlosxxx 12-22-2014 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Markul (Post 20334139)

It's what you wrote, "You have a point man, that and I am a little on the slow side" ...

Markul 12-22-2014 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by carlosxxx (Post 20334149)
It's what you wrote, "You have a point man, that and I am a little on the slow side" ...

http://i46.tinypic.com/fw87tc.jpg

carlosxxx 12-22-2014 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Markul (Post 20334162)

^^



...

Jel 12-22-2014 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by carlosxxx (Post 20334014)
Another psuedo know it all ...

Here it goes :



What does not makes sense and how would it make sense in your opinion?

Call and raise:


PR_Glen 12-22-2014 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Markul (Post 20334116)
You have a point man, that and I am a little on the slow side :helpme

therefore, don't worry man. I didn't see it at first myself! First you have to take one of your thoughts and run it through google translate. Then you need to take that and convert it into 3 more languages with that same program then convert it back to english. It all makes sense after you do that... oh then respond with horrible youtube music videos from the 90's

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/405...g-turtle-o.gif

CurrentlySober 12-22-2014 08:49 AM

i like turtling...

hadden 12-22-2014 08:51 AM

http://media.giphy.com/media/YqHMVSYXIMEiA/giphy.gif

carlosxxx 12-22-2014 08:58 AM

Now I'm smoking one cigar:

Ready to start importing million of thumbs per day, ready for client apis, etc ... ready for search engine indexation ... ready for scalability ... ready for IT architecture ... ready for analytics ... ready to add more sources as often as possible ... ready to give each webmaster the possibility of using their own IDs in the usage of sources ... ready to let them implement their favorite trade system, etc ...

Wanna smoke one cigar?

Only 3 webmasters to start because I've architecture and scalability to organize and a lot of other things to organize too ...

hadden 12-22-2014 09:00 AM

http://media.giphy.com/media/YqHMVSYXIMEiA/giphy.gif

Ferus 12-22-2014 11:40 AM

Therefor; all text should start like that. Everything becomes clear and simple like that. Pure win!

carlosxxx 12-22-2014 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ferus (Post 20334385)
Therefor; all text should start like that. Everything becomes clear and simple like that. Pure win!

Regarding your magnificent technological solution(...), it has lack of(...), to be considered interesting you must first of all control cache remotely, the cache of sql is not relevant I'd write because it's naturally present ...

Your bain :pimp

carlosxxx 12-22-2014 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by carlosxxx (Post 20334412)
Regarding your magnificent technological solution(...), it has lack of(...), to be considered interesting you must first of all control cache remotely, the cache of sql is not relevant I'd write because it's naturally present ...

Your bain :pimp

And now I'm helping you, and to crontrol cache remotely you must log the calls ... you must know what/where/when ... and create one system that restarts the creation of cache remotely with this basic configuration I'd write and you must be capable of separate the results of sql remotely from cache of html,etc ...

If you think your brain improves ... you should place it at returning 8000 records per call, it reduces the number of unecessary hits ...

Your bain :pimp

newB 12-22-2014 12:33 PM

OK, I get the abundant misuse of 'therefore,' but what's with the turtles?

420 12-22-2014 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newB (Post 20334467)
OK, I get the abundant misuse of 'therefore,' but what's with the turtles?

SilentKnight likes turtles and I like cute little tortoises. Therefore, what's to get?

Ferus 12-22-2014 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by carlosxxx (Post 20334429)
And now I'm helping you, and to crontrol cache remotely you must log the calls ... you must know what/where/when ... and create one system that restarts the creation of cache remotely with this basic configuration I'd write and you must be capable of separate the results of sql remotely from cache of html,etc ...

If you think your brain improves ... you should place it at returning 8000 records per call, it reduces the number of unecessary hits ...

Your bain :pimp

Therefore:
Application layer proxies (such as Citrix Netscaler) handels the session and dont allow caches.

Therefore:
Each time the users starts a new session, its a new instance in the Netscaler = no cache on the CLIENT side of the session .


... stick to your static HTML

stopitbrrruce 12-22-2014 02:48 PM


carlosxxx 12-22-2014 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ferus (Post 20334638)
Therefore:
Application layer proxies (such as Citrix Netscaler) handels the session and dont allow caches.

Therefore:
Each time the users starts a new session, its a new instance in the Netscaler = no cache on the CLIENT side of the session .


... stick to your static HTML

Well, I have my own system of sessions ,etc ... as you probably understood I'm gonna prepare one system where the login form is located in the client api and the client api turns about that ... and iot generated multiple logins grom different locations(...)

As far as the sessions are concerned, I develop one system that starts one sessions of entrance ... and returns sessions of activity which are controlled by the client api ...

Stick(ed) to html and with php and cache optimized ...

It's not (quite) the same ambiance ...

You're actually trying to explain me something that is quite rudimentar ... starting in the non sense of cache, abuse of unecessary hits, not controlling with perfection cache,etc and what one session really is and the activity related with ... it's like you're trying to explain me something that makes no sense at all I'd write with features of sessions not related with integrated ...

Try to think about one system where the session of entrance defines how the content is displayed and web services turn around it ... that makes sense ...
-> :pimp

carlosxxx 12-22-2014 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by carlosxxx (Post 20334736)
Well, I have my own system of sessions ,etc ... as you probably understood I'm gonna prepare one system where the login form is located in the client api and the client api turns about that ... multiple logins from different locations(...)

As far as the sessions are concerned, I develop one system that starts one sessions of entrance ... and returns sessions of activity which are controlled by the client api ...

Stick(ed) to html and with php and cache optimized ...

It's not (quite) the same ambiance ...

You're actually trying to explain me something that is quite rudimentar ... starting in the non sense of cache, abuse of unecessary hits, not controlling with perfection cache,etc and what one session really is and the activity related with ... it's like you're trying to explain me something that makes no sense at all I'd write with features of sessions not related with integrated ...

Try to think about one system where the session of entrance defines how the content is displayed and web services turn around it ... that makes sense ...
-> :pimp

If you place your head 'here', you reduce your headaches and you improve literaly all the architeture related with ... you can even optimize your bandwith I'd write ...

carlosxxx 12-22-2014 03:28 PM

To be honest I'm even thinking about implementing for example the following ...

Each time one freak calls the api with sleep(), char() ,etc ... I store the ip and launch billions of hits towards that direction, etc ...

Almost automatically, or I'll send millions of emails with one message like : you're receiving emails with the garbage you produce ...

I might even send in the direction of that mental retarded person billions of hits with n kb of garbage ...

Like that they will learn and stop ...

I'll smash any mental retarded attacking and with signature!

This for me it's like soming one cigar, I just knock them down .,..are too much mental retarded to be taken in consideration the next time ...

Ferus 12-22-2014 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by carlosxxx (Post 20334749)
If you place your head 'here', you reduce your headaches and you improve literaly all the architeture related with ... you can even optimize your bandwith I'd write ...

you forgot "therefore"

carlosxxx 12-22-2014 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ferus (Post 20334779)
you forgot "therefore"

I know you understand and if you actually place your head 'there' you'll do what you do with perfection ...

carlosxxx 12-22-2014 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by carlosxxx (Post 20334775)
To be honest I'm even thinking about implementing for example the following ...

Each time one freak calls the api with sleep(), char() ,etc ... I store the ip and launch billions of hits towards that direction, etc ...

Almost automatically, or I'll send millions of emails with one message like : you're receiving emails with the garbage you produce ...

I might even send in the direction of that mental retarded person billions of hits with n kb of garbage ...

Like that they will learn and stop ...

I'll smash any mental retarded attacking and with signature!

This for me it's like soming one cigar, I just knock them down .,..are too much mental retarded to be taken in consideration the next time ...

Don't panic reading this -> but one day I'll do it if the attacks happen often ... for me organize billions of hits towards one or several locations and with signature is not technically complicated ...

Signature kind of->because you've abused from good sense, attcks,etyc, premium Sponsors decides to send you billions of hits regularly untill we decide to stop ... billions of hits with nkb of garbage to be processed -> they will become experts processing garbage!

I'll be someone who will receive one email per warning(error, critical error,etc)-> after...

ManPuppy 12-22-2014 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by carlosxxx (Post 20334736)
... it's like you're trying to explain me something that makes no sense at all

Therefore, our answer.

carlosxxx 12-22-2014 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ManPuppy (Post 20334851)
Therefore, our answer.

I'm not understanding this, but what he's trying to do is explaining what he does ... I just gave him few ideas/paths to do it with perfection as far as I'm thinking about it ...

If it makes no sense at all for what I did/prepared, might make sense for a lot of other things ...

It's only the context and I'm not saying that he's bad doing what he does ...

Problems of communication ...

BenDrey666 12-22-2014 04:35 PM

I'm trying to understand, but it's not clear to me!

carlosxxx 12-22-2014 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BenDrey666 (Post 20334866)
I'm trying to understand, but it's not clear to me!

I understand, especially if english is your maternal language. I wrote that in english and english is not my maternal language ...

I tried to resume the main points as much as I could in 3 links ... the rest is natural I'd write ... if one webmaster has one or more client api, starts accepting accounts of registed users and define the member zone ,etc ... from this point the issues are countless ...

SilentKnight 12-22-2014 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20334472)
SilentKnight likes turtles and I like cute little tortoises. Therefore, what's to get?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Exactly!

Focus 12-22-2014 08:59 PM

Dem turtles makes me hungry

Paully 12-23-2014 02:03 AM

Bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! This looney fuck is back again. Silly fucking beaner, you have learned nothing.

carlosxxx 12-23-2014 04:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paully (Post 20335352)
Bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! This looney fuck is back again. Silly fucking beaner, you have learned nothing.

To who are you calling silly? You with that face of American Beaner ... look at the mirror, you'll find easilly the hadndicapness of your (limited) brain ...

Get real ...


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