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theking 12-21-2014 10:23 PM

I am going to drive to Walmart
 
...and do some shopping. There are not that many people this time of the night...which is the way I prefer it. I have a little xmas shopping to complete and I may pick up a new portable generator for myself...depending on what they have.

Seth Manson 12-21-2014 10:27 PM

Have a few drinks before you go.

brassmonkey 12-21-2014 10:32 PM

^^^ dont listen to this tool! its illegal and you may kill someone.


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Originally Posted by theking (Post 20333663)
...and do some shopping. There are not that many people this time of the night...which is the way I prefer it. I have a little xmas shopping to complete and I may pick up a new portable generator for myself...depending on what they have.

lowes or home depot :2 cents::2 cents:

theking 12-21-2014 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20333666)
lowes or home depot :2 cents::2 cents:

Neither of them are located in my AO...or I would go to home depot. Instead of twenty-five miles...I would have to drive seventy-five miles.

GAMEFINEST 12-21-2014 10:35 PM

drink some whiskey..

theking 12-21-2014 10:38 PM

I used to be a serious drinker...but I quit drinking several years ago.

Pathfinder 12-21-2014 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by theking (Post 20333668)
Neither of them are located in my AO...or I would go to home depot. Instead of twenty-five miles...I would have to drive seventy-five miles.

75 each way. That's a lot of night driving for an old man like you. But being on a fixed income you should consider it so you can save your bingo money. I'm with the others and suggest you chug a bottle of whiskey. It will keep you warm on that drive out highway 38 to Roseburg.

brassmonkey 12-21-2014 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by theking (Post 20333668)
Neither of them are located in my AO...or I would go to home depot. Instead of twenty-five miles...I would have to drive seventy-five miles.

well hit them early morning they open at 6am here. i hate crowds as well. i got mine at harbour freight a killer ass deal. i have a farm :) i take it out there when im out there 13500 Peak/11000 Running Watts, 22 HP (670cc) Gas Generator EPA III

do you own a ventriloquist dummy by chance? :helpme:helpme

420 12-21-2014 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by theking (Post 20333674)
I used to be a serious drinker...but I quit drinking several years ago.

why? it goes good with morphine patches

Seth Manson 12-21-2014 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20333666)
^^^ dont listen to this tool! its illegal and you may kill someone.

Or possibly himself.

theking 12-21-2014 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Pathfinder (Post 20333678)
75 each way. That's a lot of night driving for an old man like you. But being on a fixed income you should consider it so you can save your bingo money.

Asswipe...I do live on a fixed income...by choice...and it is around $50,00 per annum. I could increase my income if I took dividends from my stock but since I usually live off of around $25,000 per annum I roll my dividends over. BTW...I do not consider mid fifties to be that old...sport.

Your reading comprehension is not very good...is it?

theking 12-21-2014 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20333679)
well hit them early morning they open at 6am here. i hate crowds as well. i got mine at harbour freight a killer ass deal. i have a farm :) i take it out there when im out there 13500 Peak/11000 Running Watts, 22 HP (670cc) Gas Generator EPA III

do you own a ventriloquist dummy by chance? :helpme:helpme

I don't want one that big. I am taking it to my wilderness place to replace the one that I had there.

brassmonkey 12-21-2014 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Seth Manson (Post 20333682)
Or possibly himself.

turn on your local news :disgust its not funny :2 cents::2 cents: a friend of mine was killed by a drunk driver :helpme i was 7

Pathfinder 12-21-2014 10:55 PM

While you're at Walmart you should buy Jack a new sweater and a fresh jar of peanut butter.

VikingMan 12-21-2014 11:18 PM

don't forget to pick up a box of 100 12 gauge shells

Seth Manson 12-21-2014 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20333691)
turn on your local news :disgust its not funny :2 cents::2 cents: a friend of mine was killed by a drunk driver :helpme i was 7

Why are you talking to me? I'm white.

opeedo 12-21-2014 11:22 PM

good luck

fappingJack 12-22-2014 12:29 AM

drive safely.

hadden 12-22-2014 02:48 AM

Post times are obvious

Markul 12-22-2014 02:49 AM

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Originally Posted by theking (Post 20333663)
...and do some shopping. There are not that many people this time of the night...which is the way I prefer it. I have a little xmas shopping to complete and I may pick up a new portable generator for myself...depending on what they have.

Say hi to the rest of your family from us while your there :1orglaugh

nico-t 12-22-2014 03:34 AM

Welcome back!

Useless Warrior 12-22-2014 06:57 AM

I assumed that you lived in a Walmart parking lot.

FriendsForNow 12-22-2014 07:06 AM

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Originally Posted by theking (Post 20333663)
...and do some shopping. There are not that many people this time of the night...which is the way I prefer it. I have a little xmas shopping to complete and I may pick up a new portable generator for myself...depending on what they have.

I agree, I do not like shopping with a lot of people around. Have you considered shopping online? A lot of great deals and, the items are delivered to your front door.
A lot of merchants accept paypal too.

Seth Manson 12-23-2014 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Pathfinder (Post 20333692)
While you're at Walmart you should buy Jack a new sweater and a fresh jar of peanut butter.

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chaze 12-23-2014 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by theking (Post 20333663)
...and do some shopping. There are not that many people this time of the night...which is the way I prefer it. I have a little xmas shopping to complete and I may pick up a new portable generator for myself...depending on what they have.

Ban Walmart, your better than that.


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