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FriendsForNow 12-22-2014 08:27 AM

Dyson vacuum owners? Our DC50 Animal arrived yesterday.
 
Dyson DC50 Animal. $349.00 from QVC.
It assembled easy enough. It feels flimsy compared to our Electrolux vacuum.
Had a difficult time releasing the extension piece that's attached to the handle.
My wife and I have it figured out now.

I vacuumed our living room with the Electrolux first, then with the Dyson. The dirt the Electrolux left behind was unbelievable.

RummyBoy 12-22-2014 08:44 AM

UK doesnt make jack shit these days but Dyson is one rare excellent British exception........ everyone who uses a public toilet knows about the Dyson air blade. The Dyson hoovers are beyond compare and don't forget the Dyson bladeless fans.


Choopa Phil 12-22-2014 08:49 AM

Shark > Dyson IMO, in the quality and the price department.

Jel 12-22-2014 08:52 AM

bookmarked for when I have no life.

brassmonkey 12-22-2014 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FriendsForNow (Post 20334157)
Dyson DC50 Animal. $349.00 from QVC.
It assembled easy enough. It feels flimsy compared to our Electrolux vacuum.
Had a difficult time releasing the extension piece that's attached to the handle.
My wife and I have it figured out now.

I vacuumed our living room with the Electrolux first, then with the Dyson. The dirt the Electrolux left behind was unbelievable.

hehehe i do the cooking my wife does that stuff.

FriendsForNow 12-22-2014 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20334197)
hehehe i do the cooking my wife does that stuff.

My wife with hardly any patience started complaining how cheep it felt. The attachment hose, (the way you have to pull from the back), she didn't like. "Is it going to coil itself back the way it was?" . I suggested she go back into the kitchen and watch the Steelers game, leave me alone.

How was I to assemble this thing with her breathing down my neck and my daughter wanting piggy back rides.

GAMEFINEST 12-22-2014 09:17 AM

Dyson is really good vac

FriendsForNow 12-22-2014 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GAMEFINEST (Post 20334216)
Dyson is really good vac

Here it is. Just took a pic of it

http://i.imgur.com/k1Y5kKT.jpg

fuzebox 12-22-2014 09:27 AM

Used to have the upright, found it a bit clunky especially if you want to use the hose that comes out. Now we have a canister and the cordless. With 3 animals in the house this thing is amazing. We could not live without it.

Can't wait for them to launch their robot.

Poppy 12-22-2014 09:28 AM

We love Dyson!

selena 12-22-2014 09:32 AM

I have had a Dyson ball for a few years. I love it.

L-Pink 12-22-2014 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jel (Post 20334195)
bookmarked for when I have no life.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

RummyBoy 12-22-2014 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 20334236)
Can't wait for them to launch their robot.

They already have..... the beauty is the "tank tracks"


brassmonkey 12-22-2014 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FriendsForNow (Post 20334211)
My wife with hardly any patience started complaining how cheep it felt. The attachment hose, (the way you have to pull from the back), she didn't like. "Is it going to coil itself back the way it was?" . I suggested she go back into the kitchen and watch the Steelers game, leave me alone.

How was I to assemble this thing with her breathing down my neck and my daughter wanting piggy back rides.

god you should have went to the store. :2 cents: they let you test and they would not be 300 bucks.

Vendzilla 12-22-2014 09:55 AM

We have an animal, love it

F-U-Jimmy 12-22-2014 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RummyBoy (Post 20334255)
They already have..... the beauty is the "tank tracks"


Ive been following this since the 3500 was developed 5 years ago. That thing was huge and never made it into production. At the time it was slated to cost around $3000.00. Obviously way to expensive. Whats the price of this latest model ?

Ross 12-22-2014 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 20334236)
Used to have the upright, found it a bit clunky especially if you want to use the hose that comes out. Now we have a canister and the cordless. With 3 animals in the house this thing is amazing. We could not live without it.

Can't wait for them to launch their robot.

I'm waiting patiently for the robot too, it looks pretty sick. I have a stupid vacuum cleaner that I bought thinking it was more mobile than a dyson upright, how wrong was I. It's a pain in the ass for a quick clean up job, you have to commit to doing the whole house. I bought it 4 months ago, it's pissing me off so much that I'm going to pickup a Dyson cordless for doing the quick clean up/stairs jobs. Should have bought it in the first place with a spare battery, would have easily handled my whole house with 2 batteries.

brassmonkey 12-22-2014 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ross (Post 20334651)
I'm waiting patiently for the robot too, it looks pretty sick. I have a stupid vacuum cleaner that I bought thinking it was more mobile than a dyson upright, how wrong was I. It's a pain in the ass for a quick clean up job, you have to commit to doing the whole house. I bought it 4 months ago, it's pissing me off so much that I'm going to pickup a Dyson cordless for doing the quick clean up/stairs jobs. Should have bought it in the first place with a spare battery, would have easily handled my whole house with 2 batteries.

i dont want a robot running around my house :Oh crap in the disclaimer will be "may download and transfer personal data" in really really fine print

candyflip 12-22-2014 02:32 PM

Welcome to 2004!

When you've got one one every floor and an an extra one in the kitchen, only then have you truly reached vacuum nirvana.

SilentKnight 12-22-2014 02:34 PM

I'll have the maid post a review of what she uses...and her fave attachment.

MiamiBoyz 12-22-2014 02:37 PM

More importantly would like to know which one sucked your dick the best?

seeric 12-22-2014 02:40 PM

We have a German Shepherd and the Animal is the only thing that keeps up with him. Every other vacuum quickly ended up in the trash heap.

Animal for the win.

FriendsForNow 12-22-2014 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 20334666)
Welcome to 2004!

When you've got one one every floor and an an extra one in the kitchen, only then have you truly reached vacuum nirvana.

I thought it was 2014? I'll have to double check my calender.:Oh crap

We live in a modest home, with a small child. Hopefully one day I'll reach the vacuum pinnacle where my family and I will be tripping over them. In the mean time, supporting my family and putting food on the table is priority one.

FriendsForNow 12-22-2014 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeric (Post 20334680)
We have a German Shepherd and the Animal is the only thing that keeps up with him. Every other vacuum quickly ended up in the trash heap.

Animal for the win.

Same happened to our old Electrolux vacuum. The suction just quit. The motor high revvved but that was it. I suggested a Dyson back then but she's stuck on the Electrolux. I am glad I bought the Dyson Animal.

Rochard 12-22-2014 03:24 PM

We have a Dyson ball and love it. Best vacuum we've ever had.

420 12-22-2014 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FriendsForNow (Post 20334157)
Dyson DC50 Animal. $349.00 from QVC.
It assembled easy enough. It feels flimsy compared to our Electrolux vacuum.
Had a difficult time releasing the extension piece that's attached to the handle.
My wife and I have it figured out now.

I vacuumed our living room with the Electrolux first, then with the Dyson. The dirt the Electrolux left behind was unbelievable.

this should be a youtube review video

Ferus 12-22-2014 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20334197)
hehehe i do the cooking my wife does that stuff.

how can you own anything where 5-O is part of the model? "wife, get your hands off five-o"

RummyBoy 12-22-2014 10:05 PM

Buy Dyson DC49 Multi Floor cylinder vacuum cleaner | Dyson Shop

The small size ones are the most easy to use.....

oppoten 12-22-2014 10:18 PM

I have a Henry. I got it free.

Quote:

Originally Posted by RummyBoy (Post 20334185)
everyone who uses a public toilet knows about the Dyson air blade.

I'd rather not know :)

RummyBoy 12-23-2014 01:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jel (Post 20334195)
bookmarked for when I have no life.

Good call, when you're cremated, only a Dyson will collect all the ashes.

I'm assuming you're leaving a note in your will: "When I pass away, please check my bookmarks. There's a link to a Dyson and you can use that to clean up my ashes. It does a better job than any other vacuum cleaner."

Otherwise, should get someone else to bookmark it....

Oracle Porn 12-25-2014 06:24 AM

after having a roomba for almost 2 years vacuuming by hand seems just as smart as washing your cloths by hand.

American Psycho 12-25-2014 07:31 AM

I got a nearly new Hoover t series on Craigslist for 50 bucks works great.

With the other 300$ you saved you could invest in buy your manhood back.

aka123 12-25-2014 07:50 AM

Nope, I have Electrolux ultraone and Neato XV (robotic).

Jel 12-25-2014 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by American Psycho (Post 20337599)
With the other 300$ you saved you could invest in buy your manhood back.

:1orglaugh

Diomed 12-25-2014 12:46 PM

I've got the dyson ball and it's been rocking hard for seven years.

CurrentlySober 12-25-2014 01:18 PM

i poo on my floor...

candyflip 12-25-2014 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RummyBoy (Post 20335257)
Buy Dyson DC49 Multi Floor cylinder vacuum cleaner | Dyson Shop

The small size ones are the most easy to use.....

I have one of these you posted, an Animal from a few years back and my 10+ year old original that still sucks like it did the day we got it.

But the one model that is by far the best machine they make, the DC59 Digital Slim.

http://www.notcot.com/images/2014/06/dyson0.jpg

JustDaveXxx 12-25-2014 04:11 PM

I bought a Miele 2 years ago. Love it! Its a German company known for quality and has a lot of history.

Miele S8990 UniQ


http://www.mieleusa.com/MieleMedia/img/products/675.jpg

And I have one of the Miele Stick Vacs which are super bad ass! All of the parts are interchangeable with my Miele canister vac.

http://www.mieleusa.com/MieleMedia/img/products/659.jpg


Bought a Simplicity Vacuum 20 years ago and it still works great!! Sill have it been using it at my studio. Had it serviced and cleaned 2 times in twenty years. Couldn't throw it away.

Saving Good People from Bad Vacuums Symmetry Premium



I hate buying things twice and Im always leery of anything that has excellent marketing as does Dyson. I have never heard anything bad about Dyson from Dyson owners, but I ask my vacuum questions to the vacuum repair guys. They seem to always be fixing Dyson's and other brands. These were not just words, I saw what they were actually repairing. I was showed the parts used in Dysons and other brands. Was also shown what fails 1st in a lot of vacuums.

Was also informed that if your vacuum lasts 5 years, your in good shape.

They recommend, Miele, Simplicity, Royal(My mom still has her Royal from 40 years ago, All metal construction) and another one I don't remember.


If my Miele lasts as long as my Simplicity did, Its the last Vacuum I need to buy.


Just Dave

dready 12-26-2014 09:38 AM

Miele is a quality vacuum manufacturer. Dyson is ok but you're paying a massive premium for the name/hype and nowhere near the quality. :2 cents:

RummyBoy 12-26-2014 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dready (Post 20338518)
Miele is a quality vacuum manufacturer. Dyson is ok but you're paying a massive premium for the name/hype and nowhere near the quality. :2 cents:

Bullshit......... Miele is a very quality name but not in vacuum cleaners. Dyson is the king of vacuum cleaners - they are the MOST powerful on the market.

You obviously have not owned a Dyson recently - dual and multi cyclone kicks ass and latest Dyson technologies beyond compare.

mikesbestx 12-26-2014 11:06 AM

Sounds like I should get my own Dyson, too....

~Ray 12-26-2014 11:52 AM

I have had my dyson animal for 11 years.. it just wont quit.

uno 12-27-2014 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 20334236)
Used to have the upright, found it a bit clunky especially if you want to use the hose that comes out. Now we have a canister and the cordless. With 3 animals in the house this thing is amazing. We could not live without it.

Can't wait for them to launch their robot.

Hell yes. Best vac i've ever owned.

Mickey_ 12-27-2014 09:15 AM

On the doorstep of 2015. State of the industry. Posts about vacuum cleaners.

;)

RummyBoy 12-28-2014 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mickey_ (Post 20339334)
On the doorstep of 2015. State of the industry. Posts about vacuum cleaners.

I doubt OP expected this thread to have this much life..... after all, as you say, why should a thread about cleaning and vacuum cleaners have much this much life in a message board for low life pornographers?

There may be a deeper meaning to this but the most likely reason is: we're fucked.


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