UK Woman Bites Off Testicles And Eats Them
 

Please note that these are both relating to testicles and are a little dated. Nice testicle warming news story for a Happy Boxing Day!

BBC NEWS | UK | England | Merseyside | Woman jailed for testicle attack

BBC News - Testicle bite woman Maria Topp faces jail for Newcastle boyfriend attack

It's becoming a big trend in the UK for women to bite off testicles... any of you UK loving people, guard yer dangly bits! :1orglaugh

Fuck...:Oh crap

Jesus that is scary

poor testicles, now he can shoot blinks

I bet that goes well with Placenta Pie


"The criticism that a UK television show came in for a few years agao after showing the cooking and eating of a human placenta cannot have escaped the notice of many. The Broadcasting Standards Commission said that the programme has reportedly "breached convention" after an episode screened in February 1998, which showed a mother preparing and eating placenta pate to celebrate her daughter's birth. Incidentally, for those of you wishing to know how the "offending" placenta was cooked, it was fried with shallots and garlic, flambéed, pureed and served on focaccia bread. In fact it must have been pretty tasty as the father of the child was reported to have had seventeen helpings, though apparently, other guests on the program me were less enthusiastic! "

just thinking about that made me cross my legs.
Ouch...

she must be really hungry, eh?

Why are you guys so freaked out? The UK is a wonderful place!

If I offer you a free room and board, will you come visit in January?

Happy Boxing Day......... CHOMP! CHOMP! :thumbsup

"Balls" said the Queen "If I had them I would be King!".

She got 2 1/2 years for ripping off his testicle and trying to eat it. If he had ripped out her ovaries he would have been in prison 10x longer. Men are second class citizens.:( This is just another case of female gender privilege.

damn she devils every one of them

We might be running a competition for free tickets to the UK. Any you people interested in this? If so, I would like to gauge the interest.... Im considering offering the first free ticket to Horatio, although he probably won't leave the airport :1orglaugh

that's racist

now how often would that happen if all their women had teeth?

that is so sick ! :thumbsup

In America that would be a charge of mayhem.

What Is Mayhem?

Looks like she got the amount of time generally allowed; 2 to 8 depending on level of assault.

I guess it's a case of the court not thinking our nuts are more important than a finger.

:1orglaugh


Of course if she had simply licked the balls against his will then that would be sexual assault and she would be on the registered sex offenders list.

That just caused mine to Re-ascend!

That's terrible ouch...

ahhhhhhhh!!!

:party-smi:party-smi

they ran out of
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grossss.

Well if she had swallowed it, then its a form of cannibalism.... except that she has eaten him alive.

Actually, after thinking, I'm not clear about it. Can someone clear this up? Since she didn't eat him entirely but only a part of him, is she a cannibal? He was alive at the time but she didn't consume him? But if she had, swallowed his testicle then what?

I have no idea how I get drawn into these things.