Christmas card from our neighbor freaked my wife out (Pic of card)
 

His name is Pete. I've known him a long time. He's in his late 50s, single, teaches girls high school soccer, actively jogs.

He left homemade cookies and a homemade cake on our porch with this card attached. He leaves gifts on the porch without knocking every holiday.

My wife freaked out reading his attached Christmas card. She promptly threw the cookies and cake into the garbage.

http://i.imgur.com/w6ZwMIL.jpg

Even without the card I would throw the cookies away ...

I hate food like that.

translate that garbage he wrote?

Sorry bro, but I think you better move.

:2 cents:

I throw most cards in the garbage..

really, what the fuck it says?

Joe Pyle from Indiana? I thought he was from Jersey.




This made me laugh. It says:

J + J,
Have a good holiday!
Pete Coffee and the Indiana Glee Club for the Criminally Insane!

you got great neighbor

It's a joke?

I don't know. The funniest thing in this thread is seeandsee asking for clarification. :1orglaugh

Oops, wrong card. He meant to give it to you for Halloween.

Either that or you live next to a serial killer.

People become weird over the holidays.

ask the guy who first posted it on reddit for clarification.

Please explain which guy?

:1orglaugh It must be his wife.

I'm going to write something strange on a blank card and watch the ad monies roll in.

You have me over a barrel. Swish, right over my head. :helpme

Sounds fun. I was suggesting your wife posted this on reddit. I'm going to copy it and make money somehow.

i mean i saw this posted on reddit yesterday.

Your suggesting my wife placed random cookies and homemade cakes on our porch with a attached terrorizing card? I will confront her. If I am lucky, I may be tied up for punishment this evening.

Yeah dude she wants to make you jealous of all the attention and gifts she gets from other guys.

My wife is a honorably discharged Marine. Gifts from other guys? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Women love guys that can bake for them. Why did you say honorably discharged instead of retired/former? Sounds odd.

There's a hidden message coded in it...

i got Christmas card with necked santa!

It's entirely possible she wants attention from guys that don't come across as giant vaginas. :2 cents:

Terrorizing? Sounds pretty off the cuff, humorous to me:2 cents: Lighten up :thumbsup

he wants you fat for his gumbo :uhoh that looks like a serial killers writing :2 cents: did you sniff it??? that may be blood!!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :Oh crap :helpme

http://i.imgur.com/QpzqQIC.jpg

Alright, I copied it. Now how do I make money from this.