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Rik Lear

12-31-2014 02:33 AM

NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS - I Really Need To Cuddle

New Year's Resolutions:

1 - I will try to cuddle more
2 - I will try to drink more, but only when anyone is around & me
3 - I will finally know the difference between blonde & blond
4 - I will buy everyone here a martini someday always & *ever*
5 - I will try to stand up when I pee
6 - I will finally uncover the secret to the 666
7 - I will continue to not practice foreplay ever & always

And most of all, I will continue to pray, search, seek & find the absolute perfect office chair.

Rik Lear

12-31-2014 02:42 AM

Oh!

...And I will loseweightandbuynewdocmartinsandhookupwithatiny5'8 thinwhiteskinnedblondesothatIcanbehappybecauseshew ontlikecuddlingandgivemebeerswhenIaskandmakeme ---> dinneratdawnwithblowjobsandbaconanytimeIasksothatw ecanlivehappilyeverafterinthecomingworldwar..

Anyone else have New Year's Rezolushuns?

I know you do, so BRING IT!

JIBCONTENT

12-31-2014 12:33 PM

I resolve to go big. What else can I say

Arnox

12-31-2014 09:03 PM

My goals in 2015 are to make money, fuck bitches and cultivate mass.

seeandsee

01-01-2015 05:05 AM

Get a good with your goals, hard ones! and Happy New Year

AllAboutCams

01-01-2015 05:26 AM

is that pink text or have a drunk too much?????????????

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