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NETbilling 01-01-2015 11:50 PM

Why are there so many crazy mofos in Florida?
 
Happy new year y'all,

I see some super crazy shit coming from my old home state....

Here is the latest.

Man decapitates his mother

Look at this dude's face in the story.... :helpme

Mitch

ErectMedia 01-02-2015 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by NETbilling (Post 20344471)
Why are there so many crazy mofos in Florida?

In Chicago the Summer is crazier as more people out in da streets especially those without A/C. Since it's always hot in Florida maybe people just snap off eventually.

I just got home from Tampa vacation last night. Nothing crazy happened to me except getting 2 steaks for free and 3 escorts, 2 of the Escorts were at the same time and about as crazy as I get these days. :1orglaugh

SilentKnight 01-02-2015 12:19 AM

Canadian snowbirds pay extra for the wacky entertainment.

MiamiBoyz 01-02-2015 01:00 AM

Old people, Jews, Cubans, Red Necks, sluts...it's just a clusterfuck down there...oh and don't forget the humidity...does strange things to a person!

crockett 01-02-2015 06:01 AM

Most people in FL are not from FL. The state seems to attract lots of useless trash from everywhere else and of course old people that can't drive for shit.

ErectMedia 01-02-2015 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20344620)
and of course old people that can't drive for shit.

+1 :thumbsup

All I kept saying while down there "get the fuck outta the left lane" never seen people do under the speed limit in the left lane on a consistent basis.

ManPuppy 01-02-2015 06:06 PM

That happened about 10 minutes drive from me. It's not a trashy neighborhood; quiet, working class.

We do seem to take up more than our fair share of column inches in news of the weird and creepy.

The guy was mentally ill to begin with; schizophrenic. In all probability, his meds were off. Wild guess: the intake officers said, "Smile for the camera." They like to poke the caged animal.

It is tragic. On the other hand, someone like this ought to have been living in some sort of assisted care facility. But it's hard to get into one that's more than a warehouse for crazies. The state slashed its budget for mental healthcare two governors ago, and many such facilities closed their doors. Homeless rates quadrupled overnight.

Tragic on all ends.

MassMarketing 01-02-2015 06:50 PM

Florida has more convicted Felons than any other state. I believe I read something like 10% of the total population are felons around 1.5mil.

L-Pink 01-02-2015 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by MassMarketing (Post 20345377)
Florida has more convicted Felons than any other state. I believe I read something like 10% of the total population are felons around 1.5mil.

35% of adult blacks in Florida have felony conviction, 14% of the total adult population in Florida have a felony conviction.

Remember a large number of would-be felonies are plead down to misdemeanors, so the actual total number of people who were caught committing a felonious act is anyone's guess.

RyuLion 01-02-2015 07:10 PM

Not just in FL, they are in a lot of places, you don't see all news, and news doesn't report all..:2 cents:

WDF 01-02-2015 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20344620)
Most people in FL are not from FL. The state seems to attract lots of useless trash from everywhere else and of course old people that can't drive for shit.

You forgot to mention the Snowbirds from the Northern and Western parts of the Snow Belt and the Canadians.

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 20344481)
Canadian snowbirds pay extra for the wacky entertainment.

and to properly aim their Bell ExpressVu dishes.

NETbilling 01-02-2015 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20345391)
35% of adult blacks in Florida have felony conviction, 14% of the total adult population in Florida have a felony conviction.

Remember a large number of would-be felonies are plead down to misdemeanors, so the actual total number of people who were caught committing a felonious act is anyone's guess.


That sounds like unreal numbers.... seriously?

MassMarketing 01-02-2015 09:21 PM

Mitch he is correct. I was thinking about moving to Florida so I was researching crime statistics. It blew my mind, so I started looking at other states. Florida was the worst by far.

L-Pink 01-02-2015 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by NETbilling (Post 20345439)
That sounds like unreal numbers.... seriously?

https://www.libertariannews.org/2014...ny-conviction/

From this Princeton study http://paa2011.princeton.edu/papers/111687


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American Psycho 01-02-2015 11:02 PM

Meth is in the water supply.

Tweakers...

WDF 01-02-2015 11:17 PM

That must be why it has that smell to the water.

LAJ 01-03-2015 03:17 PM

Because it's Florida. People move there either to die or to escape something. It's where nightmares are built lol...

aka123 01-03-2015 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20345391)
35% of adult blacks in Florida have felony conviction, 14% of the total adult population in Florida have a felony conviction.

Because of not so decent folks or fucked up laws, or maybe a combination of these?

American Psycho 01-03-2015 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by LAJ (Post 20346047)
Because it's Florida. People move there either to die or to escape something. It's where nightmares are built lol...

Not entirely true.
I moved here for the beaches , Latinas and to shoot porn.

aka123 01-03-2015 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by NETbilling (Post 20344471)
Look at this dude's face in the story.... :helpme

This one? Well.. :)

http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/YZ...7067003dc1.jpg

Sheriff's office: Florida man decapitates his mother - Yahoo News

aka123 01-03-2015 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by American Psycho (Post 20346058)
Not entirely true.
I moved here for the beaches , Latinas and to shoot porn.

Hmm... your nickname is not so assuring. :)

wehateporn 01-03-2015 03:31 PM

It's so hot it makes the people like Aussies

MaDalton 01-03-2015 03:34 PM

looks more like he bit her head off

sandman! 01-03-2015 03:39 PM

its the weather :2 cents::2 cents::2 cents:

LAJ 01-03-2015 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by American Psycho (Post 20346058)
Not entirely true.
I moved here for the beaches , Latinas and to shoot porn.

You are part of a small minority. Unless...

Legit question... do you have a criminal record?

Dead 01-03-2015 04:10 PM

i thought all day about the original question.......free health care?

Rochard 01-03-2015 05:07 PM

doesn't florida have a huge meth problem or something like that?

WDF 01-03-2015 05:26 PM

I wonder how many cops in Florida have sex trade side businesses.

The Porn Nerd 01-03-2015 06:28 PM

Actually, the question should be: "Why are there so many crazy Floridians at Mofos?"

:D

gnawledge 01-03-2015 08:59 PM

I live a little south from Tampa and I hate it. I'm stuck here because of family and job. I thought I was going to have to relocate to Mount Laurel NJ. So I looked around and loved it. People hate Jersey but I love it. Hoboken would be an ideal place to live but too expensive. Getting back to Florida. It sucks. Tampa is great if you like city with Hookers and things to do. MIAMI is good if you're into Cuban and ghetto craziness. Other than that it's hot. No season change. Maybe a sweater once a week and beaches. Beaches get old unless you came from the middle of the country or Europe etc... Florida is full of crazy pieces of loser shit that migrated here to get off drugs and live in a serene beach lifestyle. There is an over abundance of bums that travelled here to escape snow. The middle of the state is redneck toothless Jerry Springer cast members.

gnawledge 01-03-2015 09:04 PM

And....::::: there were pill mills on every corner years ago and that got 90% of the population addicted to opiates. From 2007 to now we are still handing out methadone and other shit to all the poor saps help. People would travel across Florida to doctor shop.

fappingJack 01-03-2015 10:08 PM

another psychotic shithead went loose

American Psycho 01-04-2015 12:02 AM

Oh I forgot I moved here for the meth in the water supply too

L-Pink 01-04-2015 08:20 AM

I love Florida.

I'm in a 7th floor beachfront condo on New Smyrna Beach right now. Just south of Daytona. Nothing is trashier than a row of cars parked on the beach with people laying out next to them. lol.

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Rochard 01-04-2015 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by gnawledge (Post 20346292)
People hate Jersey but I love it. Hoboken would be an ideal place to live but too expensive.

Most people do not know the real New Jersey. It's called the Garden State and for good reason. Once you move past the Newark / NYC Metro area it's very beautiful.

The town I grew up in still has less than one thousand people, no fast food, and nothing along the lines of Starbucks.

ErectMedia 01-04-2015 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20346569)
I love Florida.

I'm in a 7th floor beachfront condo on New Smyrna Beach right now. Just south of Daytona. Nothing is trashier than a row of cars parked on the beach with people laying out next to them. lol.

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I've done that once down by St. Pete many years ago. :1orglaugh

Started debating a Tampa move last year mainly due to most of my family departing Chicago for the Tampa to Sarasota region. Debate will continue this year and if I go will either happen this year or next and probably be Tampa or Orlando. Getting too old for the cold here but not sure I can handle the excessive heat/humidity there. Don't really wanna go just some family getting older so think I'll be forced to go eventually so maybe good to go now while I'm still young enough to start over and get ass.

Bryan G 01-04-2015 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20345391)
35% of adult blacks in Florida have felony conviction, 14% of the total adult population in Florida have a felony conviction.

Remember a large number of would-be felonies are plead down to misdemeanors, so the actual total number of people who were caught committing a felonious act is anyone's guess.

Wow that is insane.

L-Pink 01-04-2015 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Bryan G (Post 20346641)
Wow that is insane.

And that's just the assholes that managed to get caught or didn't plead down to a lesser charge. Think what the REAL percentage of people committing felonies is.

Makes my gun ownership a little easier to understand huh?

Also sheds light on why cops tend to pre-judge some people.


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crockett 01-04-2015 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20345391)
35% of adult blacks in Florida have felony conviction, 14% of the total adult population in Florida have a felony conviction.

Remember a large number of would-be felonies are plead down to misdemeanors, so the actual total number of people who were caught committing a felonious act is anyone's guess.

Well, you know yourself how many cops there are in the state. It's pretty common just driving to the store and back you will see a handful of cops. You go to other states and you don't see cops like we have in FL. It's only in big cities and states like Ga and Texas that you see the same numbers of cops.

With that many cops out there, they are going to "find" people to arrest and crimes that might get a slap on the wrist or a warning in other states.

RyuLion 01-04-2015 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by LAJ (Post 20346047)
Because it's Florida. People move there either to die or to escape something. It's where nightmares are built lol...

or to live in a dream condo. :2 cents: :pimp


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