Peter Jackson & Hollywood Can Suck My Cock
 

That last Hobbit movies was absolute trash. Cheesy made-up love stories accompanied by cringe worthy lines, retarded fight scenes that went on for what seemed like days, too much and bad CGI, way too long and they somehow managed to leave some of the best parts of the book. Fuck Peter Jackson, fuck Hollywood, fuck Orlando Bloom.

tell us how you really feel :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Wow that bad huh?

Apparently some people take fantasies a little too seriously.

surely not the best movie i ever saw but still better than lots of other crap

and the movie is heading for $1 billion, hardly a disappointment from a business pov

This sums up how I feel ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GorLBm35ZkE


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You tell 'em ...

[QUOTE=J...fuck Orlando Bloom.[/QUOTE]

OK. But I wouldn't date him.

fantasy movies suck donkey balls, period.

I agree. The Hobbit was a far worse bastardization than even LOTR. Call me a geek, or whatever, it sucked bad. The last hour of the 3rd movie was mostly a chain of retarded fight sequences with hardly any dialogue. LOTR contained maybe 25% made up shit; Hobbit was probably 50%.

That's the problem with it (and a lot of movies), it was made to appeal to largest possible base of moviegoers. Such was evident when they decided to stretch a 300 page children's book into a 3 part 9 hour action epic.

'the fury' was pretty good and I loved 'killing them softly'

Except for the people who paid to see it, a rather poor business deal for them.

The ending was terrible, the foreshadowing for LOTR was awful (this is a PREQUEL remember jacko). Bad bad bad.

now i can understand some part of the criticism but not this - you understand that this was intentionally shot so that LOTR picks up from here, right?

Wow Nerd alert!

i will wait to watch it

:2 cents::2 cents::1orglaugh

Have you seen "Cloud Atlas"??

It was very forced, in several parts.

I agree it was pretty bad. Just fight fight fight, little to know character development. A few surprise characters on screen for 2 seconds. Boring and dull dull dull. Some of the CG is fantastic but some of it looked rushed. I didn't care about any characters, and the fighting was just none stop and boring and pointless. Plus, that HFR/48 format sucked donkey balls too. A real waste of $20.

grown men shouldn't be disappointed in movies that should be for little boys.

Great... you feel better about yourself? Now fuck off asshole.

it's true. these are movies that should be for children, not adults.

I'm not saying the exact END of the film, the last few seconds or so. I mean the last ACT of the movie, the last ten minutes or so. Many loose ends, parts of the tale not told, and this was Jackson's opportunity to show....drum roll please.....GOLLUM. Or Anything about the brewing evil that would spill out in LOTR.

"Foreshadowing" is a technical screenwriter's term. It means dropping hints along the way that will pay off later in the film. Chekov's principle of if you show a gun in Act 1 it better be used in Act 2.

Whatever, the ending was anything but great.


But what about the children inside us all?