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CurrentlySober 01-08-2015 02:30 AM

When do you think male obeseity will be fashionable again?
 
When my parents met, shortly after the war, everyone was skinny. There wasn't much food around to eat, what with rationing etc, let alone money to pay for it :(

So, if you put on weight, and got very fat, it was seen as a status symbol. You obviously had money to maintain that weight... So it was pretty cool..

These days, being skinny and in shape is the same. You need money and time to work out at the gym, take supplements and eat healthy nutritious food... Thats why most people who cant afford much, eat cheap crap and get obese...

Well we all know that everything goes in cycles and circles, and so my question is: How long until being over 350 Lbs will be considered 'sweet' and I can actually get myself a girlfriend?

???

clickity click 01-08-2015 05:12 AM

Long after you are dead from obesity.

CurrentlySober 01-08-2015 05:33 AM

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Originally Posted by clickity click (Post 20350765)
Long after you are dead from obesity.

Don't be cruel... I'm sensitive enough about my weight as it is... :(

CurrentlySober 01-08-2015 05:36 AM

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Originally Posted by shoot twice (Post 20350772)

Now thats a much better poo on a plate you dirty scoundrel :mad:

ManPuppy 01-08-2015 06:05 AM

I'll take it as a real question... I think it speaks to the niche culture we live in now. In previous decades, media was very expensive to produce and distribute. That's why we had three TV networks and a hundred or so magazines with huge distribution numbers in the millions, competing and comparing to set an apparent "norm."

With cheaper technology now, it seems anyone with a little cash can open a cable TV network and break even with a couple hundred thousand regular viewers, and with targeted distribution a magazine can survive with just 50,000 subscribers.

And, obviously, the internet has moved the emphasis of success from creating the highest quality, lowest common denominator content, whether it's porn or editorial opinion in the form of blogs and vlogs, to marketing. GFY is full of people who are confident in their creations, but who just want more traffic.

Fashion is fragmented now to the consumer's taste; the hard part is connecting the consumer to the producer. Not everyone likes BBW, not everyone likes gay dad & son, not everyone like women with big hair and make-up. But enough do to support anyone who wants to supply it - if only we can find those consumers.

You're asking, I think, on a more personal level, so I'll wrap it up by asking, why are you asking? If it's to find universal celebration, dream on. There are no more Huxtables. If it's to find more accepting people in your life, stop looking in the wrong places. Find your niche audience.

CurrentlySober 01-08-2015 06:25 AM

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Originally Posted by ManPuppy (Post 20350789)
I'll take it as a real question...

It is a real question

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Originally Posted by ManPuppy (Post 20350789)
I'll wrap it up by asking, why are you asking? If it's to find universal celebration, dream on.

I'm asking cause I want to get a girlfriend. Girls don't want me cause I'm so big :( I cant even use hookers - They charge me a triple fee, because theres so much of me :(

Its not my fault I'm so big - I just want a G/F so I'm wondering how long I need to weight until I become 'Sexy' ?

Barry-xlovecam 01-08-2015 06:53 AM

If Kobe Beef is any indicator: I would say after the Zombie Apocalypse when cannibalism regains popularity ...

AmeliaG 01-08-2015 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 20350802)
It is a real question



I'm asking cause I want to get a girlfriend. Girls don't want me cause I'm so big :( I cant even use hookers - They charge me a triple fee, because theres so much of me :(

Its not my fault I'm so big - I just want a G/F so I'm wondering how long I need to weight until I become 'Sexy' ?

I think a lot of webmasters have struggled with weight. Occupational hazard. What are the obstacles you see to getting more fit and trim?

ManPuppy 01-08-2015 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 20350802)
I just want a G/F so I'm wondering how long I need to weight until I become 'Sexy' ?

Same answer. Find your target niche market: A) Girls who like big boys, or B) Girls who don't care as long as you have whatever else they're looking for. While A) would be ideal, B) will get you a girl with more depth - and it requires more work. Not to get all eHarmony on you, but write a list for yourself of what you have to offer in a relationship, and inventory of yourself. Armed with that knowledge, put yourself where the right traffic is. An obvious one might be an OA meeting (I'm not being mean or facetious, just looking at where your market might be). You're not going to find it on this board or on a street corner. You're just going to have to buckle up and get in the real world with the real you.

wehateporn 01-08-2015 07:32 AM

When McDonalds pay Beckham to do it :2 cents:

shoot twice 01-08-2015 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 20350777)
Now thats a much better poo on a plate you dirty scoundrel :mad:

Just tell the women that you need a big body to house your big heart and they'll love you. Otherwise don't worry about being big.... I've noticed that more and more women are getting big these days.

Now can I have this on my plate insted?
https://33.media.tumblr.com/8b84e6df...pkodo1_500.jpg

brassmonkey 01-08-2015 08:00 AM

u never hear of a fat 100 year old :2 cents::2 cents:

CurrentlySober 01-08-2015 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by AmeliaG (Post 20350831)
I think a lot of webmasters have struggled with weight. Occupational hazard. What are the obstacles you see to getting more fit and trim?

I asked my Healthcare Professional (Who comes in twice a day, to wash and dress me) and she says quite succinctly, that its because "I'm a lazy fuck with entitlement issues..." :(

CurrentlySober 01-08-2015 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by ManPuppy (Post 20350838)
Same answer. Find your target niche market: A) Girls who like big boys, or B) Girls who don't care as long as you have whatever else they're looking for. While A) would be ideal, B) will get you a girl with more depth - and it requires more work. Not to get all eHarmony on you, but write a list for yourself of what you have to offer in a relationship, and inventory of yourself. Armed with that knowledge, put yourself where the right traffic is. An obvious one might be an OA meeting (I'm not being mean or facetious, just looking at where your market might be). You're not going to find it on this board or on a street corner. You're just going to have to buckle up and get in the real world with the real you.

I appreciate what your saying, but at the moment it doesn't really apply...
See, my 'Target Niche Market' is simply any female whatsoever (over 18) with a vagina and a pulse...

I mean its not like I'm really fussy or asking for 'Miss World'... But it is hard to meet new people when you cant physically fit through the door, in order to leave your house... :(

CurrentlySober 01-08-2015 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by shoot twice (Post 20350861)
Just tell the women that you need a big body to house your big heart and they'll love you. Otherwise don't worry about being big.... I've noticed that more and more women are getting big these days.

Now can I have this on my plate insted?
https://33.media.tumblr.com/8b84e6df...pkodo1_500.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/DDAHkfr.gif

I prefer my gingers to be shaved :thumbsup

fappingJack 01-08-2015 11:48 AM

World war 3?

DraX 01-08-2015 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 20350709)
When my parents met, shortly after the war, everyone was skinny. There wasn't much food around to eat, what with rationing etc, let alone money to pay for it :(

So, if you put on weight, and got very fat, it was seen as a status symbol. You obviously had money to maintain that weight... So it was pretty cool..

These days, being skinny and in shape is the same. You need money and time to work out at the gym, take supplements and eat healthy nutritious food... Thats why most people who cant afford much, eat cheap crap and get obese...

Well we all know that everything goes in cycles and circles, and so my question is: How long until being over 350 Lbs will be considered 'sweet' and I can actually get myself a girlfriend?

???

Wondering: Is food like a fix for you ?

I would also like to know what you eat from monday to sunday?

I read you dont go outside, can you take a walk outside at all ?

You need some kind of coach that can motivate you both to eat healthier and perhabst to start doing some kind excersise

pornmasta 01-08-2015 06:15 PM

Eat more chilies, poop more...

AmeliaG 01-08-2015 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 20350869)
I appreciate what your saying, but at the moment it doesn't really apply...
See, my 'Target Niche Market' is simply any female whatsoever (over 18) with a vagina and a pulse...

I mean its not like I'm really fussy or asking for 'Miss World'... But it is hard to meet new people when you cant physically fit through the door, in order to leave your house... :(

Oh. Troll thread. My bad. Carry on.

420 01-08-2015 06:22 PM

I get the impression that CS is an anorexic that hardly ever eats or poos.

MiamiBoyz 01-08-2015 06:35 PM

When you can sell body fat for cash then women will go after big guys until then you just have to have money already if you are "BIG".

420 01-08-2015 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz (Post 20351660)
When you can sell body fat for cash then women will go after big guys until then you just have to have money already if you are "BIG".

He does have money. That's why he sometimes says he cunta4d things.

So I surmise he's probably a thin fecalphobe.

baddog 01-08-2015 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 20350865)
I asked my Healthcare Professional (Who comes in twice a day, to wash and dress me) and she says quite succinctly, that its because "I'm a lazy fuck with entitlement issues..." :(

You aren't that lazy

2MuchMark 01-08-2015 09:56 PM

There are all kinds of reasons people can be overweight. People eat more fast food or fried food than fruits and vegetables. Everything, everything, has too much sugar in it, etc.

Do this : Try to cut down on portions, and swap out a meal of meat and potatoes for a salad once in a while. Get out of your webmaster chair and go for a walk at least once or twice a day. As you start to feel better, turn that walk into a jog or other activity. You'll start to feel a lot better pretty quickly, and the extra exercise, fresh air and sunshine will even have a positive effect on your mood.

I also strongly suggest that you pickup one of those Nike Fuel band gadgets. If you're a webmaster you're probably already glued to your stats. A fuel band gives you lots of stats about how you move and you'll begin to appreciate it fast.

Creatine 01-08-2015 09:59 PM

Fuck that. I hope never.

CurrentlySober 01-09-2015 01:50 AM

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Originally Posted by AmeliaG (Post 20351637)
Oh. Troll thread. My bad. Carry on.

& to think I was going to ask you to be my girlfriend...
But, alas - Another rejection.... Story of my life :(

shoot twice 01-09-2015 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 20350874)
http://i.imgur.com/DDAHkfr.gif

I prefer my gingers to be shaved :thumbsup

You're a sick sick man. LOL

PornoPlopedia 01-09-2015 10:45 AM

It will be trending on the next famine :)
Fat men will be appealing

beenthereb4 01-09-2015 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by ********** (Post 20351829)
There are all kinds of reasons people can be overweight. People eat more fast food or fried food than fruits and vegetables. Everything, everything, has too much sugar in it, etc.

Do this : Try to cut down on portions, and swap out a meal of meat and potatoes for a salad once in a while. Get out of your webmaster chair and go for a walk at least once or twice a day. As you start to feel better, turn that walk into a jog or other activity. You'll start to feel a lot better pretty quickly, and the extra exercise, fresh air and sunshine will even have a positive effect on your mood.

I also strongly suggest that you pickup one of those Nike Fuel band gadgets. If you're a webmaster you're probably already glued to your stats. A fuel band gives you lots of stats about how you move and you'll begin to appreciate it fast.

You do know he just purchased a FitBit monitor about a week or so ago right ? He posted his sleep stats . Showing his morning wood comes about 6 am . :1orglaugh

SlammedMedia 01-09-2015 11:32 AM

STFU.

People are fat because they're fucking useless and lazy...and they're always looking for a reason to blame it on. I eat whatever the fuck I want and am in perfectly fine shape.

Throughout my day I get up off my chair every once in awhile and I do between 40-60 push-ups and crunches (500-750 total a day). Do you know how much that costs me? ZERO fucking dollars and it takes me maybe 20-30 minutes over the entire day. It took you more time probably to think up and start this non-sense thread -- I'm pretty fucking sure you waste hours a day doing fuck all -- so don't cry about not having the time.

Also, when it comes to eating good meals, you can make great meals, especially if you're cooking a large quantity and freezing it or whatever (you can easily make great meals for $1.5-$3/each). The biggest thing is just not eating processed shit -- which means not being a lazy fuck and actually cooking yourself something.

The other week I made chinese food from scratch, which included beef and broccoli, sweet and sour chicken balls, chicken friend rice and eggs rolls -- it cost me just under $3 for a plate full of food -- How much is that McDonald's costing you?

Anyway, don't give us all your bullshit reasons for why you can't get off your ass and do something, because the people that do do something, don't want to hear it.

SlammedMedia 01-09-2015 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 20350802)
It is a real question

I'm asking cause I want to get a girlfriend.

Than stop being lazy.

...not to meantion the "shit" non-sense you go on about all the time -- no chick wants to hear or think about that, you have enough "X"'s against you (It's more than fucking weird).

You want a girlfriend? Than it seems with the New Year just starting, that it might be fucking time to try growing up and take some responsibility for yourself. Give it a go, what's the worst that can happen?

clickity click 01-09-2015 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by SlammedMedia (Post 20352611)
STFU.

People are fat because they're fucking useless and lazy...and they're always looking for a reason to blame it on. I eat whatever the fuck I want and am in perfectly fine shape.

Throughout my day I get up off my chair every once in awhile and I do between 40-60 push-ups and crunches (500-750 total a day). Do you know how much that costs me? ZERO fucking dollars and it takes me maybe 20-30 minutes over the entire day. It took you more time probably to think up and start this non-sense thread -- I'm pretty fucking sure you waste hours a day doing fuck all -- so don't cry about not having the time.

Also, when it comes to eating good meals, you can make great meals, especially if you're cooking a large quantity and freezing it or whatever (you can easily make great meals for $1.5-$3/each). The biggest thing is just not eating processed shit -- which means not being a lazy fuck and actually cooking yourself something.

The other week I made chinese food from scratch, which included beef and broccoli, sweet and sour chicken balls, chicken friend rice and eggs rolls -- it cost me just under $3 for a plate full of food -- How much is that McDonald's costing you?

Anyway, don't give us all your bullshit reasons for why you can't get off your ass and do something, because the people that do do something, don't want to hear it.

Pretty much what I wanted to say.

Troll thread or not.


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