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dyna mo 01-09-2015 06:23 PM

What's the most amount of bacon you've bought in a single purchases?
 
I just hit a personal record: 4.5 POUNDS of bacon bought in one single checkout!




fucking score!

dyna mo 01-09-2015 06:26 PM

The reason I need 4.5 pounds of bacon?

Because this weekend is the single most incredible weekend in sports.

NFL division playoffs babeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !

PAR 01-09-2015 06:31 PM

5 pounds lunch for 3 people

dyna mo 01-09-2015 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PAR (Post 20353014)
5 pounds lunch for 3 people



are you flirting ith me? :1orglaugh

fitzmulti 01-09-2015 06:55 PM

Does getting married count?

buyadultblogposts 01-09-2015 07:03 PM

I ate a pound of bacon in one sitting, does that count?

directfiesta 01-09-2015 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fitzmulti (Post 20353032)
Does getting married count?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

420 01-09-2015 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fitzmulti (Post 20353032)
Does getting married count?

Why buy the hog when the bacon is free?

beerptrol 01-09-2015 07:19 PM

I buy a 10lb box of bacon from the local store.

L-Pink 01-09-2015 07:22 PM

Going to oven bake it and make BLT's?

dyna mo 01-09-2015 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fitzmulti (Post 20353032)
Does getting married count?

oh shit dude that's awesome hilarious!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

dyna mo 01-09-2015 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20353050)
Going to oven bake it and make BLT's?

wait what? fill me in! I was planning on 2 breakfasts and 2 whatevers so overn bake bacon blt sounds pretty fucking delicious!

dyna mo 01-09-2015 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beerptrol (Post 20353047)
I buy a 10lb box of bacon from the local store.

are you for real?

that;s impressive. how long does that last?

Forest 01-09-2015 07:27 PM

5lbs of wild boar applewood smoked bacon

best shit ever!

dyna mo 01-09-2015 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by buyadultblogposts (Post 20353038)
I ate a pound of bacon in one sitting, does that count?

that's 1/2 serving of your daily required bacon!

420 01-09-2015 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20353053)
wait what? fill me in! I was planning on 2 breakfasts and 2 whatevers so overn bake bacon blt sounds pretty fucking delicious!

The oven is a fast way to cook lots of bacon. Just use a sheet pan. Make the blt like normal after the bacon is cooked.

dyna mo 01-09-2015 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Forest (Post 20353055)
5lbs of wild boar applewood smoked bacon

best shit ever!

wow. sounds tasty.


where do I get that?

dyna mo 01-09-2015 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20353057)
The oven is a fast way to cook lots of bacon. Just use a sheet pan. Make the blt like normal after the bacon is cooked.

what about all the grease though?

420 01-09-2015 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20353061)
what about all the grease though?

You can drink it after it cools.

If you don't want to fry it in the grease use one of those cooling racks between the pan and bacon.

L-Pink 01-09-2015 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20353053)
wait what? fill me in! I was planning on 2 breakfasts and 2 whatevers so overn bake bacon blt sounds pretty fucking delicious!



http://s10.postimg.org/afiqey0fd/image.jpg




Get good butcher bacon, applewood smoked etc, bake rather than fry. Grease drains out onto foil and the bacon is crisp and straight. Perfect for BLT's


.

fitzmulti 01-09-2015 07:34 PM

Does getting married count?

Quote:

Originally Posted by directfiesta (Post 20353043)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20353045)
Why buy the hog when the bacon is free?

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20353051)
oh shit dude that's awesome hilarious!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Thank you, thank you guys...I'm here through the weekend.
Tell your friends and please come back! :thumbsup:thumbsup

dyna mo 01-09-2015 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20353063)
You can drink it after it cools.

If you don't want to fry it in the grease use one of those cooling racks between the pan and bacon.

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20353064)
http://s10.postimg.org/afiqey0fd/image.jpg




Get good butcher bacon, applewood smoked etc, bake rather than fry. Grease drains out onto foil and the bacon is crisp and straight. Perfect for BLT's


.

I'll google this for more and certainly call my mom for a confirmation. :thumbsup but hey sure, why not right! :1orglaugh fucking bacon! BLTs man pfft. fergettabbotit.

beerptrol 01-09-2015 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20353054)
are you for real?

that;s impressive. how long does that last?

Between four of us, about 5 weeks. Baking it is the way to go with a good thick cut bacon!

dyna mo 01-09-2015 07:49 PM

OH, and this is the good shit too- butcher thick cut. on sale even, $3.30/pound!

dyna mo 01-09-2015 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beerptrol (Post 20353073)
Between four of us, about 5 weeks.

nice to see 4 folks eating healthy together! :thumbsup enjoy! :1orglaugh

dyna mo 01-09-2015 07:52 PM

the thing is, I got the KILLER frying pan.

beerptrol 01-09-2015 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20353075)
nice to see 4 folks eating healthy together! :thumbsup enjoy! :1orglaugh

lol my gf and her kids don't know the meaning of eating healthy lol

L-Pink 01-09-2015 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20353076)
the thing is, I got the KILLER frying pan.

How gauche .....

bronco67 01-09-2015 07:59 PM

It's a really sad moment when I fry up some eggs and realize there's no bacon left.

Always check the bacon levels before egg frying.

dyna mo 01-09-2015 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20353087)
How gauche .....

no, it's cast iron bro. seasoned like 30 years.

dyna mo 01-09-2015 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 20353088)
It's a really sad moment when I fry up some eggs and realize there's no bacon left.

Always check the bacon levels before egg frying.

that happened to me 3 days 12 hours 14 minutes ago


http://i.imgur.com/JdUZX.jpg

ManPuppy 01-09-2015 08:11 PM

50 pounds, for Shrimp Rumaki. (I used to own a catering company.)
http://www.mizunacatering.com/maple_...mp_picture.jpg

420 01-09-2015 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20353092)
no, it's cast iron bro. seasoned like 30 years.

What can you fit in there like 5 slices? Plus you have to stand there and flip it.


I put some foil on a pan and throw on a pound of bacon and stick it in the oven. Come back in 15 minutes and eat.

dyna mo 01-09-2015 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beerptrol (Post 20353082)
lol my gf and her kids don't know the meaning of eating healthy lol

I'm convinced that we as a society view comfort foods entirely bassakwards. They are [some] of the keys of life! moderation is another key, lolz!


:)

dyna mo 01-09-2015 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20353105)
What can you fit in there like 5 slices? Plus you have to stand there and flip it.


I put some foil on a pan and throw on a pound of bacon and stick it in the oven. Come back in 15 minutes and eat.

of course, 5 slices.

that's how bacon is cooked.


Even when I cook my seafood gumbo, the first thing I do is fry a pound of bacon and use the grease for the roux.

then while I'm stirring the roux, I eat the bacon! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

it's perfect.

420 01-09-2015 08:35 PM

I make bechamel with bacon grease for potato soup. It's basically a white roux. Never tried it for gumbo. I always use veg oil for that. I was taught the flavor of roux comes from the amount of browning. Is it much better with bacon grease?

bronco67 01-09-2015 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20353096)
that happened to me 3 days 12 hours 14 minutes ago


http://i.imgur.com/JdUZX.jpg

It's even worse than pouring a bowl of Cheerios and the milk is empty.

ilnjscb 01-09-2015 10:57 PM

bacon: making observant Jews pause and solemnly reflect with a hint of sadness on what might have been since the late 600s.

420 01-09-2015 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilnjscb (Post 20353180)
bacon: making observant Jews pause and solemnly reflect with a hint of sadness on what might have been since the late 600s.

I would say I'm pretty observant. I observe, if it looks tasty, I consume.

Forest 01-10-2015 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20353059)
wow. sounds tasty.


where do I get that?

I get it from a mainstream client of mine who is a gourmet food distributor in Salt lake City

there are a few places online that will ship to you including amazon if you google wild boar bacon

:thumbsup

420 01-10-2015 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20353076)
the thing is, I got the KILLER frying pan.

So does this guy. :thumbsup

http://i998.photobucket.com/albums/a...afryingpan.gif

candyflip 01-10-2015 11:53 AM

Used to buy and go through 30 lbs per week.

ilnjscb 01-10-2015 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20353183)
I would say I'm pretty observant. I observe, if it looks tasty, I consume.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I'm going to open bacon store, with gourmet boutique bacon, hard to find bacon, limited edition bacon, "named" bacon, single barrel bacon, signed bacon, artisanal bacon, and maybe some Canadian bacon.

I am going to go have breakfast now.

Vendzilla 01-10-2015 12:47 PM

Went pig hunting, ended up with about 50 lbs of bacon I think

dyna mo 01-10-2015 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Forest (Post 20353570)
I get it from a mainstream client of mine who is a gourmet food distributor in Salt lake City

there are a few places online that will ship to you including amazon if you google wild boar bacon

:thumbsup

:thumbsup thanks man!

romeo22 01-10-2015 12:58 PM

i dont eat bacon at all it makes your ass bigger

clickity click 01-10-2015 04:22 PM

My uncle owns a bacon factory. I can get all the free bacon i want. I usually get a 5lb pack but I have had a 20lb box before.

SekobA 01-11-2015 08:30 AM

around 3.5 not more then that!


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