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MetaMan 01-12-2015 08:39 PM
I wanna become a POLICE OFFICER:
 
Something about watching these cops in movies is pretty bad ass. Im thinking of taking up training.

Something about kicking ass, taking names, busting through doors and freaking out bitch ass soccer moms.

Id have all you cop hating dirtbags sucking my knightstick.

Im the MOTHER FUCKIN LAW (bitch)

Does anyone know what i need to do to get on the force? Im guessing simple as pie. Any idiot even you could do it.

420 01-12-2015 08:41 PM
I would start by watching all the police academy movies.

MetaMan 01-12-2015 08:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20355835)
I would start by watching all the police academy movies.
Im gonna start neigbourhood watch and do a citizens arrest on any mother fucker even lookin at me wrong and charge them with possession.

420 01-12-2015 08:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20355838)
Im gonna start neigbourhood watch and do a citizens arrest on any mother fucker even lookin at me.
citizens on patrol :thumbsup

police academy 4

Alex21 01-12-2015 09:04 PM
buy a gshock and start ironing your shirt

Bladewire 01-12-2015 09:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20355828)
Does anyone know what i need to do to get on the force? Im guessing simple as pie. Any idiot even you could do it.
Follow Zimmermans lead. No education required. Join community watch in Florida and you can kill unarmed folk without consequence :Oh crap

TheSquealer 01-12-2015 09:08 PM
Lets give you the aptitude test:

According to many, police really only do one thing.

Question 1: Are you comfortable shooting an unarmed black man?

SilentKnight 01-12-2015 09:13 PM
You'll learn how to march in single file.


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RjhpB6brzf...-soldiers4.jpg

hadden 01-12-2015 09:25 PM
I'm not not resisting

Rochard 01-12-2015 09:30 PM
Being a cop sucks. Think about it - you deal with the bottom ten percent ALL DAY LONG. A friend of mine tells me not a days go by when a police officer doesn't get kicked, punched, spit on, or someone tries to take a bite out of them.

420 01-12-2015 09:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 20355890)
Being a cop sucks. Think about it - you deal with the bottom ten percent ALL DAY LONG. A friend of mine tells me not a days go by when a police officer doesn't get kicked, punched, spit on, or someone tries to take a bite out of them.
You're only focusing on the negative things. They get to have sex with people that are desperate to get out of trouble. Plus they get to tell people what to do and shoot them if they don't respect their authority! And they know all the drug dealers and hookers in town so they got the hookup.

dyna mo 01-12-2015 09:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 20355890)
Being a cop sucks. Think about it - you deal with the bottom ten percent ALL DAY LONG. A friend of mine tells me not a days go by when a police officer doesn't get kicked, punched, spit on, or someone tries to take a bite out of them.
what grade is your friend in?

420 01-12-2015 09:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20355902)
what grade is your friend in?
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh omg

Alex21 01-12-2015 09:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20355902)
what grade is your friend in?
Nice :pimp:1orglaugh

mineistaken 01-12-2015 09:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Squirtit (Post 20355864)
Follow Zimmermans lead. No education required. Join community watch in Florida and you can kill unarmed folk without consequence :Oh crap
And where is the consequences for killing somebody in self defense?

Best-In-BC 01-12-2015 10:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20355900)
You're only focusing on the negative things. They get to have sex with people that are desperate to get out of trouble. Plus they get to tell people what to do and shoot them if they don't respect their authority! And they know all the drug dealers and hookers in town so they got the hookup.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

scuba steve 01-12-2015 10:34 PM
don't you live in canada? i feel like it would be a super boring job there

L-Pink 01-12-2015 10:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by scuba steve (Post 20355946)
don't you live in canada? i feel like it would be a super boring job there
Don't forget they all get to ride horses, so that's pretty cool.

scuba steve 01-12-2015 10:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20355948)
Don't forget they all get to ride horses, so that's pretty cool.
sweet, giddy up

Spunky 01-12-2015 10:41 PM
Wouldn't want to be a living target myself.much respect for those that do though

Rochard 01-12-2015 10:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20355902)
what grade is your friend in?
My friend is a local sheriff.... so my friend speaks from experience.

MiamiBoyz 01-12-2015 10:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 20355890)
Being a cop sucks. Think about it - you deal with the bottom ten percent ALL DAY LONG. A friend of mine tells me not a days go by when a police officer doesn't get kicked, punched, spit on, or someone tries to take a bite out of them.
Exactly! You have to deal with the bottom ten percent ALL DAY LONG which is of course other police officers - who the fuck would want to spend time with those assholes.

Gross man...of course, you also get to raise your self-esteem by messing in minorities and being a big man with a big gun...which is usually compensating for the tiny little gun in the pants. :thumbsup

the Shemp 01-12-2015 11:37 PM
you gotta pass their polygraph test ...:thumbsup

sandman! 01-13-2015 12:17 AM
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Markul 01-13-2015 02:06 AM
I say go for it man. Try it out. I bet there are plenty of good experiences to offset the bad :)

fappingJack 01-13-2015 02:51 AM
Intense training and they will make you strong cop. Good choice.

MetaMan 01-13-2015 03:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 20355890)
Being a cop sucks. Think about it - you deal with the bottom ten percent ALL DAY LONG. A friend of mine tells me not a days go by when a police officer doesn't get kicked, punched, spit on, or someone tries to take a bite out of them.
Your friend sounds like a wimp ass cop.

Id walk around with my chest out and and my hand on my holster like Clint fucking Eastwood. No sane person would mess with me.

Driving to fast? Thats a beating
Drunk in public? Thats 2 beatings.
Driving slow in the fast lane? Ill knock your fucking tail light out.
Complain about your tail light being knocked out? Thats a beating.

I don't understand how society has problems. So many people are complete pussies. They just need an authority figure to put their ass in line.

Dead 01-13-2015 05:10 AM
i can't imagine a world were I would ever want to be in the mindset to desire that position in life..........that's fucked! Most thankless job imaginable!

kane 01-13-2015 05:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20356112)
Your friend sounds like a wimp ass cop.

Id walk around with my chest out and and my hand on my holster like Clint fucking Eastwood. No sane person would mess with me.

Driving to fast? Thats a beating
Drunk in public? Thats 2 beatings.
Driving slow in the fast lane? Ill knock your fucking tail light out.
Complain about your tail light being knocked out? Thats a beating.

I don't understand how society has problems. So many people are complete pussies. They just need an authority figure to put their ass in line.
Why bother with the police force. Just buy yourself a uniform, hit the streets and start handing out your own brand of justice. I'm sure society would welcome it.

scottybuzz 01-13-2015 05:28 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20356112)
Your friend sounds like a wimp ass cop.

Id walk around with my chest out and and my hand on my holster like Clint fucking Eastwood. No sane person would mess with me.

Driving to fast? Thats a beating
Drunk in public? Thats 2 beatings.
Driving slow in the fast lane? Ill knock your fucking tail light out.
Complain about your tail light being knocked out? Thats a beating.

I don't understand how society has problems. So many people are complete pussies. They just need an authority figure to put their ass in line.
Metaman is hung like a horse.

MrBottomTooth 01-13-2015 05:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by scuba steve (Post 20355946)
don't you live in canada? i feel like it would be a super boring job there
Its an awesome job in Canada in most places
Write traffic tickets all day and pull in $90k + a year.

dyna mo 01-13-2015 06:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 20355955)
My friend is a local sheriff.... so my friend speaks from experience.
if your sherriff freind is getting bitten on a daily basis there's a problem with your friend, not with being a cop in general. lumping every single cop job into a group that gets bitten on a daily basis is just as silly as claiming cops only deal with the bottom 10% of the pop.

CaptainHowdy 01-13-2015 06:59 AM
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TrafficGoldmine 01-13-2015 07:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kane (Post 20356194)
Why bother with the police force. Just buy yourself a uniform, hit the streets and start handing out your own brand of justice. I'm sure society would welcome it.

Hahaha I missed MetaMan threads!!!

TobySwan 01-13-2015 07:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20355838)
Im gonna start neigbourhood watch and do a citizens arrest on any mother fucker even lookin at me wrong and charge them with possession.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

candyflip 01-13-2015 07:39 AM
I'm taking the written and physical tests to become a Deputy Sheriff next week, just to see how I rank against everyone else.

I don't know that I'll enter the Academy if I make the cut, but we shall see.

Quote:
Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20355902)
what grade is your friend in?
The Special Ed kids are all lumped together.

That said, my girl is a Sherrif's Deputy and works in the jail. While it's not the best environment, incidents like that aren't a daily occurrence. She's been bodyslammed and spent a few weeks recovering. But that comes with the territory.

She makes $90k a year to babysit people and comes home everyday with some great stories. Like yesterday, a child molester had one of his eyes gouged out of his head by another inmate with a 2 inch long pointed finger nail.

Rochard 01-13-2015 07:56 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20356112)
Your friend sounds like a wimp ass cop.

Id walk around with my chest out and and my hand on my holster like Clint fucking Eastwood. No sane person would mess with me.

Driving to fast? Thats a beating
Drunk in public? Thats 2 beatings.
Driving slow in the fast lane? Ill knock your fucking tail light out.
Complain about your tail light being knocked out? Thats a beating.

I don't understand how society has problems. So many people are complete pussies. They just need an authority figure to put their ass in line.
I have a lot of friends who are cops, and frankly they are the nicest people in the world.

American Psycho 01-13-2015 08:00 AM
I heard the dont allow cock sucking transvestites so ur out of luck

John-ACWM 01-13-2015 08:10 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20355902)
what grade is your friend in?
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

dyna mo 01-13-2015 08:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 20356351)
I'm taking the written and physical tests to become a Deputy Sheriff next week, just to see how I rank against everyone else.

I don't know that I'll enter the Academy if I make the cut, but we shall see.



The Special Ed kids are all lumped together.

That said, my girl is a Sherrif's Deputy and works in the jail. While it's not the best environment, incidents like that aren't a daily occurrence. She's been bodyslammed and spent a few weeks recovering. But that comes with the territory.

She makes $90k a year to babysit people and comes home everyday with some great stories. Like yesterday, a child molester had one of his eyes gouged out of his head by another inmate with a 2 inch long pointed finger nail.

plenty of us know or are related to police. I hear ya.

statistically, 10% of cops get assaulted, you're right, hardly a daily occurrence.
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pornmasta 01-13-2015 08:41 AM
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pornguy 01-13-2015 08:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 20356351)
I'm taking the written and physical tests to become a Deputy Sheriff next week, just to see how I rank against everyone else.

I don't know that I'll enter the Academy if I make the cut, but we shall see.



The Special Ed kids are all lumped together.

That said, my girl is a Sherrif's Deputy and works in the jail. While it's not the best environment, incidents like that aren't a daily occurrence. She's been bodyslammed and spent a few weeks recovering. But that comes with the territory.

She makes $90k a year to babysit people and comes home everyday with some great stories. Like yesterday, a child molester had one of his eyes gouged out of his head by another inmate with a 2 inch long pointed finger nail.

Best part for the GF is the retirment. Have a friend that worked as a cop for 20 and retired with 90%. He brings home 90K a year when he turns 55. That's 4 years now for him.

candyflip 01-13-2015 08:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 20356445)
Best part for the GF is the retirment. Have a friend that worked as a cop for 20 and retired with 90%. He brings home 90K a year when he turns 55. That's 4 years now for him.
She turns 40 year year and has 8 years to go, as of yesterday in fact.

aka123 01-13-2015 08:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20355838)
Im gonna start neigbourhood watch and do a citizens arrest on any mother fucker even lookin at me wrong and charge them with possession.
It seems that you will get very familiar with police, although from the other angle, but still..

Bryan G 01-13-2015 09:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20356413)
plenty of us know or are related to police. I hear ya.

statistically, 10% of cops get assaulted, you're right, hardly a daily occurrence.
http://i1.wp.com/blog.skepticalliber...-1997-2012.png
Plus if a cop does get assulted its go time to beat the living fuck out of the person that hit them.

xNetworx 01-13-2015 09:45 AM
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Dead 01-13-2015 05:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 20356351)
I'm taking the written and physical tests to become a Deputy Sheriff next week, just to see how I rank against everyone else.

I don't know that I'll enter the Academy if I make the cut, but we shall see.



The Special Ed kids are all lumped together.

That said, my girl is a Sherrif's Deputy and works in the jail. While it's not the best environment, incidents like that aren't a daily occurrence. She's been bodyslammed and spent a few weeks recovering. But that comes with the territory.

She makes $90k a year to babysit people and comes home everyday with some great stories. Like yesterday, a child molester had one of his eyes gouged out of his head by another inmate with a 2 inch long pointed finger nail.
Your name is "candyflip" for fucks sake?
Albeit, I can slightly understand the motive of this ill direction in thought, yet .....your name?

Best thing ever!!!.......did you grow up? Forgot that you had the capacity to fly?

What happened.......


The eye gouge story is not for fun or laugh value, I hope she stays safe. People as a whole have changed and she is in the cage with these fucks.

Still don't understand money being an ends to this being a life choice, so many better ways to make bank then being in this position,....So Many better ways!

JesseQuinn 01-13-2015 05:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20355828)
Something about watching these cops in movies is pretty bad ass. Im thinking of taking up training.

Something about kicking ass, taking names, busting through doors and freaking out bitch ass soccer moms.

Id have all you cop hating dirtbags sucking my knightstick.

Im the MOTHER FUCKIN LAW (bitch)

Does anyone know what i need to do to get on the force? Im guessing simple as pie. Any idiot even you could do it.
so you want to get into law enforcement to bully people? congrats for aspiring to be part of the problem :thumbsup

as to what's required, to paraphrase Sarah Silverman:

cop: do you know why I stopped you?

Sarah: because you got C's in high school?

Quote:
Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz (Post 20355958)
of course, you also get to raise your self-esteem by messing in minorities and being a big man with a big gun...which is usually compensating for the tiny little gun in the pants. :thumbsup
:2 cents:

BV 01-13-2015 07:47 PM
Real cops don't do it for the money:2 cents:

The sheep do not want the dog around.
He looks too much like the wolf. He reminds them that danger lurks out there, just beyond the fence.

The wolf hates the dog. He knows that it is the dog that stands between himand his prey. It is because of the dog that he is lean. The dog is the reason the wolf is forced to lurk in the darkness.

The dog knows these facts. Undeterred, he stands watch, ever ready to do battle against the wolf. Despite the fact that he is an unwelcomed guest in their midst, the dog is ready at a moments notice to give his life to defend the flock.

it is simply who he is:

the police.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zyhOW-8Zcc

Joshua G 01-13-2015 08:24 PM
y'all got it all wrong. The thing to be is a dirty cop.

just read the latest rolling stone, cause niki manaj's big tits are hanging out all over the cover.

http://i0.wp.com/www.brobible.com/wp...size=639%2C427

it had this great story about the panama unit out of hidalgo county texas. Cops were stealing all kinds of cash & coke & living large & were untouchable. gotta be thrilling to be a crook with a badge.

:)


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