Strippers
 

Whats the worst stripper experience you've ever had?

I recall a strip bar in east Toronto - think it was the Birchmount Tavern - the stripper had to screw in her own red spotlight bulb as she got on stage (calling it a stage is generous).

She barely danced halfway through the first song and someone yelled, "Unscrew the lightbulb!"

I had one lean under the table and barf on my shoes.

Someplace I forget the name of in Spokane. Me and my brother went in because it said "free cover" out front. Ugly, crazy homeless ladies stripping in ratty old tennis shoes. It was traumatizing.

That's easy, fucking them.

Sitting in PV row (I was 19) and had just got there. Stripper came out and was halfway through her second set. She was tall, and not really much to look at. She was wearing some stiletto boots. I had only had a sip of my beer when all of a sudden my neck snaps to the side and the world starts spinning. My eyes roll into the back of my head and I fall backwards. I come to, and there are bouncers over me. They are telling my friend that I'm drunk and have to leave. My friend yells "he's not drunk, that bitch just kicked him in the head" and points at the stripper who has stopped dancing. Turns out she had long legs and as she was spinning on the pole, her heel caught me in the temple.
The bouncers took me outside until I had my wits about me and we left. I was pretty sure I had a concussion.

the one with a bad breath :repuke

Being gay, I was not aware of the actual protocol of how to properly give strippers money...I assumed (foolishly) that it was like shoving money in a male dancers crotch where it's pretty standard to cop a feel of his cock (well if you are giving a $20 anyway)...so being very drunk I was giving this girl (real girl) a twenty and I put it in her panties and slipped in my finger as just a smooth motion while I had my hand in there).

Well, I did find out that is not really what you are allowed to do.

That was my first and last time in a straight strip club.

She had a great body and 2 hearing aids.anytime my arms were near they would squeal when we did it..lasted a couple dates.every stripper I met always had some sort of baggage,addiction or past experience that fucked them up somehow.

Not real a bad stripper experience, but a bad experience for me, the first time I was in a US strip club... :(

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Being married to one.

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She was on her period and the reason I knew was the smell when she got close.

Got head butted by a stripper trying to do some sort of hair toss many moons ago, that was fun.

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Trying to watch boxing and she kept bothering me with buying her 12 dollar drinks

Don't like strippers...

Check this one out....Greatest Stripper Pole Fail Ever - Video Dailymotion

Old buddy of mine has owned a club for 20+ years so 80-90% of the time go there and nothing bad has happened that I can think of. Only go maybe once or twice a year now and mainly just to bullshit with him as kinda been there done that when I was younger.

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A stripper that is ugly. Lol

I do not really care for strip clubs in general. If I go, it's because of a bachelor party or because my friends enjoy meeting up there. That or golf seems to be the two places you can get everyone to show up too.

I do not drink alcohol, and I am not going to buy drinks either. I am not the one making $20.00 for 3 minutes. If I am spending money at a strip club, it would be on dances. I am not a fan of their junk shoved in my face, or being called "baby". Most of them have rough or torn up feet as well. A lot of them try and get your phone number or email so they can beg for you to come into the club on night's they are working. I always decline, but my buddy gives his out and then bitches when he has 12 strippers blowing up his phone for their various bills, or wanting him to come in there.

Over the years I have had strippers apply for modeling gigs, but most of them are simply not worth hiring for any combination of factors. I learned that in my first year, and it's been reinforced a half dozen times since. Especially if they have been a stripper more than a year.