When you think about the detritus of your love life this Valentine?s Day...
 

San Francisco Zoo will send your ex a stuffed scorpion or hissing cockroach for Valentine's Day.


"These invertebrates are aggressive, active, and alarmingly nocturnal. Much like your low-life ex, they are usually found in and around low-elevation valleys where they dig elaborate burrows or 'caves,' " the zoo says on its promotion page for the desert scorpion. "Also just like you-know-who, when a suitable victim wanders by, the scorpion grabs the doomed creature with its pinchers and stings the prey ... Charming."

https://sfzoo.worldsecuresystems.com...rpion-vday.htm


Good Luck Bros

please send a dozen to my ex wife. will you her mailing address. thankyou soo much

Yes, will do. Hahahha dozen!
live ones yes?

it will be a Nice prank.