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CurrentlySober 01-28-2015 01:56 PM

I have started drinking a lot of Diet Coke...
 
Never really drank coke in my 46 years on this planet, yet suddenly... I cant get enough of it!

So, two questions...

1) What soda have you 'discovered' lately...

&

2) As its 'diet' coke, how long till I start to lose weight?

420 01-28-2015 01:57 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Your number 2 is quite humorous.

CurrentlySober 01-28-2015 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20373596)

Your number 2 is quite humorous.

How could you have possibly seen my number 2?




I flushed it away....

420 01-28-2015 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 20373598)
How could you have possibly seen my number 2?




I flushed it away....

:disgust That ruins the mental image I have of you shitting in a flower pot next to your bed.

Zuzana Designs 01-28-2015 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 20373598)
How could you have possibly seen my number 2?




I flushed it away....

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CurrentlySober 01-28-2015 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20373605)
:disgust That ruins the mental image I have of you shitting in a flower pot next to your bed.

I cant afford a flower pot.... :( I just shit the bed instead... :thumbsup

CurrentlySober 01-28-2015 02:06 PM

http://i.imgur.com/dmmng7l.jpg

SongRider 01-28-2015 02:08 PM

Shortly after the aspartame in that shit kills you your body will start to decompose... THATS when you will start losing weight from drinking diet Coke... :thumbsup

RyuLion 01-28-2015 02:13 PM

This is not Facebook..

420 01-28-2015 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 20373620)
This is not Facebook..

http://i.imgur.com/Tw619WN.gif 420 dislikes this post

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 20373611)

Why don't you get caffeinated light beer instead?

shake 01-28-2015 02:26 PM

I'm surprised you didn't find it sooner, phenylalanine is known for causing anal leakage :thumbsup:

Fecal Incontinence: Nonoperative Management of Fecal Incontinence

SekobA 01-28-2015 02:42 PM

never liked coke..try drinking more wather

Paul&John 01-28-2015 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 20373611)

your desk is nasty!

420 01-28-2015 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul&John (Post 20373684)
your desk is nasty!

he likes poo....

bronco67 01-28-2015 03:02 PM

Diet Coke will make you just as fat as regular Coke.

GFED 01-29-2015 12:56 AM

that fake sugar is poison. makes me sick.

ErectMedia 01-29-2015 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul&John (Post 20373684)
your desk is nasty!

Look's good to me, Nice Apple Logo :thumbsup

k0nr4d 01-29-2015 01:52 AM

They just started selling dr pepper in my country. Pretty decent.

EngineCash 01-29-2015 02:17 AM

"As its 'diet' coke, how long till I start to lose weight?" HAhahahahahahahahahah, maybe never?! :) :thumbsup

bronco67 01-29-2015 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by EngineCash (Post 20374248)
"As its 'diet' coke, how long till I start to lose weight?" HAhahahahahahahahahah, maybe never?! :) :thumbsup

It may have no calories compared to sugar, but it triggers the same things in your body that sugar does -- which lead to fat storage. So it'll indirectly make you fatter.

Look Chang 01-29-2015 08:18 AM

Have you tried to drink fresh water ? :winkwink:

wehateporn 01-29-2015 08:25 AM

Prepare for rotten teeth, Diabetes and Cancer

brassmonkey 01-29-2015 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 20373620)
This is not Facebook..

:helpme:helpme :(

PR_Glen 01-29-2015 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by SongRider (Post 20373615)
Shortly after the aspartame in that shit kills you your body will start to decompose... THATS when you will start losing weight from drinking diet Coke... :thumbsup

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Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 20373687)
Diet Coke will make you just as fat as regular Coke.

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Originally Posted by GFED (Post 20374214)
that fake sugar is poison. makes me sick.

This is all bullshit.. Sugar has been proven in multiple studies to be far more harmful but nobody wants to accept those results.

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Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 20374362)
It may have no calories compared to sugar, but it triggers the same things in your body that sugar does -- which lead to fat storage. So it'll indirectly make you fatter.

I know your heart is in the right place man but you are just reading news headlines and accepting them and any buzz worthy study as fact and that is extremely irresponsible... If any of this were true people with type one diabetes (the ones who were originally targeted as a market for this specific product) would be dying and it would have been pulled off the shelf IMMEDIATELY. If you still doubt me? get a blood sugar tester. take a fasted reading (meaning as soon as you wake up before breakfast) for a few days, then do the same and drink a can of diet or coke zero before the test. Your blood sugar will not rise, I assure you..


Aspartame is relatively harmless. This does not mean it is healthy to consume a tonne of it, it probably isn't--this doesn't equate to being harmful though. Any associations with weight gain and diet sodas are because morons are sucking down sandwiches and eating pasta and rice 3 times a week with 'low fat' sauces, not because of aspartame..

Mutt 01-29-2015 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 20374434)
Any associations with weight gain and diet sodas are because morons are sucking down sandwiches and eating pasta and rice 3 times a week with 'low fat' sauces, not because of aspartame..

Numerous scientific studies suggest that artificial sweeteners have no effect on weight loss, that you'd be no worse off drinking sugar Coke over diet Coke.

Body Not Fooled by Artificial Sweeteners, Study Shows | The Oz Blog

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/n...health-ngfood/

Over the last few years, many health professionals are discovering that the negative effects of artificial sweeteners are greater than had been previously thought. Artificial sweeteners reduce the body?s ability to regulate calorie intake, and in one study actually caused some human subjects to gain weight.

It seemed impossible. No one understood why a no-calorie sugar substitute could actually cause an increase in weight. A new study shows why this happens.

Neuroscientists at Yale's School of Medicine found that artificial sweeteners do not ?fool? the brain into thinking its sugar. Instead, they leave the brain craving high-calorie foods even more.

Tam 01-29-2015 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 20374434)
This is all bullshit.. Sugar has been proven in multiple studies to be far more harmful but nobody wants to accept those results.



I know your heart is in the right place man but you are just reading news headlines and accepting them and any buzz worthy study as fact and that is extremely irresponsible... If any of this were true people with type one diabetes (the ones who were originally targeted as a market for this specific product) would be dying and it would have been pulled off the shelf IMMEDIATELY. If you still doubt me? get a blood sugar tester. take a fasted reading (meaning as soon as you wake up before breakfast) for a few days, then do the same and drink a can of diet or coke zero before the test. Your blood sugar will not rise, I assure you..


Aspartame is relatively harmless. This does not mean it is healthy to consume a tonne of it, it probably isn't--this doesn't equate to being harmful though. Any associations with weight gain and diet sodas are because morons are sucking down sandwiches and eating pasta and rice 3 times a week with 'low fat' sauces, not because of aspartame..

Aspartame is NOT harmless at all - it's very dangerous, especially if you have an allergy with it - it took them a very very long time to figure out why I was so sick and was gaining weight and I had not had anything but diet drinks and used this in my coffee, tea and anything else I was drinking - it turned out that I was having an allergic reaction to aspartame and it was making me sick in ways that Drs didn't even know what the hell to do.

I stopped eating or drinking anything with aspartame in it and the headaches went away and I started losing the weight... so while it MAY not be dangerous to some, it is extremely dangerous to those of us that are allergic to whatever they put on that nasty product.... this is the experience SongRider (my husband) has with it - :thumbsup

They make a Diet Coke with Splenda in it, IF, and this is a huge IF, I even go near a diet drink, it has to have splenda or I can't touch it.

I just don't buy cokes of any kind anymore - diet or otherwise. :thumbsup

AntonMG 01-29-2015 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Tam (Post 20374465)
Aspartame is NOT harmless at all - it's very dangerous, especially if you have an allergy with it

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/i/20...ee-d5mbxhw.jpg

ZeroHero 01-29-2015 10:14 AM

CurrentlySober you are one of the TOP5 posters that i want to read on this board,
awlays a pleasure :)

LazyBastard 01-29-2015 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 20373598)
How could you have possibly seen my number 2?




I flushed it away....

I thought you vacuum-sealed your dumps and stored them in a big freezer.

romeo22 01-29-2015 10:25 AM

Hope you dont drink 10l a day

Rochard 01-29-2015 11:12 AM

I don't really drink soda. When I do it's Pepsi. My favorite is Pepsi Throwback.

However, I drink only water these days. Lots of it too.

bronco67 01-29-2015 11:18 AM

I don't drink soda in general, but it's a must when having either pizza or Chinese food.

wehateporn 01-29-2015 11:20 AM


Dvae 01-29-2015 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 20374587)

Fake photo!
How do I know. After 10+ yrs on GFY I have learned all fat people are in the US.

GFED 01-29-2015 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 20374434)
This is all bullshit.. Sugar has been proven in multiple studies to be far more harmful but nobody wants to accept those results.

Nah, seriously. Fake sugar makes me sick. If I drink a diet coke I'll puke. I stick to water.

amacontent 01-29-2015 03:53 PM

I cant afford to drink Diet Coke


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