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Your goons'll be able to get it off him, mean he's only fifteen and he's flunking social studies. So if you'll just write me a check for my ten per cent… of half a million… fifty grand. Id condimentum rutrum, rhoncus ac lorem aliquam placerat posuere neque, at. Okay, Jackie, done. I like the way you do business. Your money is being held by a kid named Larry Sellers. He lives in North Hollywood, on Radford, near the In-and-Out Burger. A real fuckin' brat, but I'm sure. Dignissim magna ullamcorper in aliquam sagittis massa ac tortor.
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Do you have any kalhua? Accumsan justo nulla facilisi integer interdum elementum. Jesus, you mix a hell of a Caucasian, Jackie. Nulla, nec eleifend nisl euismod. So he thinks it's the carpet-pissers, huh? Ac maecenas vitae eros velit, eu suscipit erat integer purus lacus. I spent most of my time occupying various, um, administration buildings, smoking thai-stick, breaking into the ROTC and bowling. Pretium vel venenatis eu, volutpat non erat donec a.
I'm not Mr. Lebowski; you're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. Metus ac eros dictum aliquet. Nice marmot. Nulla consectetur egestas placerat maecenas pulvinar nisl et nisl. Well sir, it's this rug I have, really tied the room together. Rhoncus at volutpat felis blandit in libero turpis, laoreet et molestie sed. Yeah man, it really tied the room together. Volutpat et erat nulla ut orci. Fucking fascist! Quis neque consectetur tincidunt aliquam erat volutpat donec aliquam orci eget mi lobortis.
Lebowski Ipsum: Filler text that ties the room together