Not that any of you care, but I'm likely to starve to death....
 

Friday night. I ring up my local chinese to make my usual order:

1X really hot chicken curry with egg fried rice
1X special fried rice with extra prawns
1X Half a fried chicken and chips
1X bag of prawn crackers
Plus an Extra chips, and an Extra pot of the curry and the barbecue sauce thats on the rice.

Been looking forward to this since lunchtime - I order this EVERY Friday (and sometimes saturday too) and get this...

THEY ARE SHUT ! FOR 2 WEEKS ! CUNTS !

They could have fucking told me!!!! :mad:

'Kin Starving here now... :(

Eat poo.. It's healthy!

Your local Chinese restaurant serves chips???

Might be a good time to clean up your diet; I seem to recall you recently saying you were not comfortable being photographed. All that rice and fried food can't be good for you no matter how tasty it is.

And I do care.

you ever think sum 1 died??? selfish asshole!

You can afford to miss a meal to two.

I genuinely feel for you.
It's no fun to have your traditional meal taken from you!

My favourite Pizza join burned to the ground last summer and I still haven't fully recovered.

Chinese chips are fucking tasty.

u fukers talk backwards!

Them being closed may have helped your life. You are better off drinking in excess, while mixing in some exercise, than eating like that regularly.

exercise could kill him :2 cents::2 cents: when taking in fat like that its very dangerous changing without seeing a doctor :2 cents: i know at least 2 that have done it and died. you have to see what condition your heart is in and the rest of your system. detoxing i think is the first step :2 cents:

I was talking about walking around the block a few times. But you are right, if he is ridiculously obese than one certainly needs to see a doctor first before doing any moderate to strenuous activity.

I have also known people that have died from quitting drinking. Not from detoxing or anything like that, but apparently alcohol thins the blood to some degree, so when they stopped, it thickened and full on heart attack.

Closed for 2 weeks? Might be health department issue. No more chop chop kitty ...

Maybe it's a blessing in disguise. I echo what Lloyd said about cleaning up your diet.

Sorry for the buzzkill.

Did you know Jim Carey based his character on baddog?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPQ3aSTP_xw

Chips are very different to french fries.

http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/med...sh-n-chips.jpg

they have to, if fast food places don't sell chips in the UK then they'll go bust!

Chips with curry sauce is a classic UK chinky dish.

No fuck given here :)

Poor you :)

Happy BIRTHDAY Lykos :GFYBand

Wow im hungry now

In China they slice the potato thin and cook it over an open flame bbq style...with lots of spice...they are awesome.

i bet they closed them for some bug problems

Your fat gonna desapire

http://www.crossfitmhf.com/images/closed_wallyworld.jpg
http://www.clarkgriswoldcollection.c...oose-Punch.jpg

when i make mine they are that thick. u call cookies a biscuit :1orglaugh what do u u call an actual biscuit??? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh the kind u eat with dinner


god that lookz good

Cookies
http://i.imgur.com/OHnoGMA.jpg

Biscuits
http://i.imgur.com/dDPYiQ5.jpg

I don't know what your "actual biscuit" is?

Who eats biscuits with dinner?

i'm sure you'll be just fine with all your excess reserves.

They're similar to buttermilk scones.

https://img1.etsystatic.com/000/0/65....328037217.jpg

Looks like french fries I can buy at any number of locations.

This is what goodgirl makes

http://foodimentaryguy.files.wordpre...k-biscuits.jpg

we do but they are not cookies

yes the picture above :)

I don't watch any movies that feature Jim Carrey so I wouldn't know. ;)

Eat shit

What do you eat them with?

:1orglaugh CS would win a John Candy look alike contest.

Fried chicken.

I ate Japanese sushi its yam yam.

welp. when all else fails theres always pizza.

https://scontent-2.2914.fna.fbcdn.ne...eb&oe=55511265

:thumbsup It comes in a can now. I dunno who that guy is. It might be currentlysober.

Poo, just grab the Vodka, fuck the diseases - modern medicine will kill you and just.eat.cookies]

http://i57.tinypic.com/5o6nfo.jpg

That sucks bro. Perhaps ...you should look for another place? Chinese food rules! :thumbsup

Pizza soup?????????????

I would have, but I'm kinda out of options... :(

One place wont serve me, because apparently "I shout at their staff..." Another place doesn't have a sense of humour regarding requests about the presence of 'Dog' in their meals, and the only other one, that is right across the street, will serve me but NOT deliver...

I'll be fucked if I'm gonna walk all the way over there to give them my money! They want my business? BRING ME MY FOOD!

That's exactly what I was trying to do! But the place was closed.. :(

Please try to keep up?

CurrentlySober, you need to move your location. I have 1000 Chinese Restaurants around me. Sometimes thats too much :-(

They probably depleted the local stray population and had to find new hunting grounds

You better look for other options Bro :)