Anderson Silva and Nick Diaz BOTH fail drug test
 

Both assholes fail test

I don't mind the weed but steroids. Bad boy Anderson.

You really like watching sweaty dudes punch each other don't ya?

Why yes, I do.

:)

Well, if you like them to have bigger muscles and smaller crotch targets they need to continue using the steroids.

PS. I've never seen ufc so I don't know if crotch punching is allowed. Maybe the shriveled balls are an added bonus to make your thigh muscles look bigger.

PPS. I'm assuming shriveled balls are an actual side effect of steroid use.

I don't really like big muscles. I just like average.

Crotch punching is definitely not allowed. Ugh. Really!

No one wants shriveled balls. Disgusting.

Next time they ask me for steroids I'll tell them I can't prescribe those anymore.

It sounds like you're not into older gents. I've been lying about my age. :(

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/118...-punched-o.gif

Ah, the good old days. Brings a tear to my eye.

I heard. :upsidedow

Oh, crotch punching! These two don't appear to use steroids.

Who told you? Was it juicy? :mad: I gave him favors to keep quiet.

I can not give up my sources. :winkwink:

What is your obsession with assholes today? First the chocolates now this.

Ever taken a psychedelic then gone to the zoo?

It's a date! PM me the time/day :thumbsup

:love2suck

oh crap there was supposed to be a circle around that with a line through it

Just ain't right. Keep your gay stuff out of my MMA thread lol.

Are those dudes not allowed to be homosexual?

You aren't living until you've seen a monkey shoot a rainbow out of it's ass.

I'm pretty sure you can't forbid someone from being homosexual.

Tell that to my dad. What I mean is does the mma or ufc or whatever allow gays to fight? Is their policy like don't ask don't tell or what?

I have never heard of anyone being gay but I really don't think they would have an issue. I am not sure.

There policy is who gives a fuck

some of the super straight bros might feel awkward hugging* gay bros

*whatever that move is called where they caress and punch with one hand

I love the second video you posted lol!

http://i62.tinypic.com/2s7cfpl.jpg

Its just a gif. http://i.imgur.com/nOlVeBP.gif

Quoting squirtit is a pain in the ass with all that formatting and spacing.

Gif - Video. Tomato - Tomato

Yeah it originated from a video so you're right. As a woman always is.

I read them both as tomato and it made more sense than tomotto.

I think the guy on top is Keith Hackney. The guy on the bottom is Kim something or something Kim or whatever. He was convicted of rape or domestic violence or both.

I bet some of that aggression stemmed from getting punched in the dick repeatedly.

Does this mean I get my $1500 back for the tickets we bought for that lame fight?

ouch :1orglaugh

You must have been in the blood spatter section!

I think it was Joe Son getting ball punched. He was in one of the Austin Powers movies. Convicted of rape/torture, then he murdered someone in prison. All around a class act. At least the guy he murdered in prison was another sex offender.

Not surprised, not really into wrestling anyway, just sayin'.

:1orglaugh

Nick Diaz can legally smoke weed so that is a weird one. But silva? Wtf?

Shoulda stuck to short estered compounds!

weed is a banned substance in the UFC. unfortunately, it doesn't matter that Diaz has a California weed card. :rasta