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slapass 02-04-2015 02:05 PM

Google is making an Uber
 
They can add it to their pile of failed attempts to copy other people's stuff.

:thumbsup

dyna mo 02-04-2015 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slapass (Post 20382447)
They can add it to their pile of failed attempts to copy other people's stuff.

:thumbsup

wait, whud? google owns equity in Uber....


???

Antonio 02-04-2015 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20382448)
wait, whud? google owns equity in Uber....


???

Yup, they want to show the whole World just how slimy they are, like we didn't know...

dyna mo 02-04-2015 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Antonio (Post 20382456)
Yup, they want to show the whole World just how slimy they are, like we didn't know...

i wonder why not buy uber for their established network, together with a driverless google taxi = profit i bet. seems like a perfect match.

Bladewire 02-04-2015 02:33 PM

Google invested $258 million in Uber back in 2013, and since then Google's Senior Vice President of Corporate Development and Chief Legal Officer David Drummond has been on Ubers board of directors.

Some could argue that Google Ventures investment and Drummond's presence on the board of directors is what gave Uber the credibility to get billions in venture capital from other investors, and become what they are today.

Imagine having Google's Senior Vice President of Corporate Development and Chief Legal Officer on the board of your company that you want to take global, imagine what that does for that kind of company.

Barry-xlovecam 02-04-2015 02:39 PM

The 2019 Goober is on the way.

_Lush_ 02-04-2015 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slapass (Post 20382447)
They can add it to their pile of failed attempts to copy other people's stuff.

:thumbsup

Thats a play right out of Microsofts book.

TrafficTitan 02-04-2015 02:39 PM

Uber and Google are having a falling out. Google is making an Uber like service and Uber is making self driving driving cars. Both want a piece of the other's action. I really hope google gets fucked by Apple and dropped as the default search on the Iphone.

dyna mo 02-04-2015 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barry-xlovecam (Post 20382486)
The 2019 Goober is on the way.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

arock10 02-04-2015 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20382460)
i wonder why not buy uber for their established network, together with a driverless google taxi = profit i bet. seems like a perfect match.

$40bn+ is a pretty hefty price tag otherwise I bet they would

The Porn Nerd 02-04-2015 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barry-xlovecam (Post 20382486)
The 2019 Goober is on the way.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

dyna mo 02-04-2015 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by arock10 (Post 20382611)
$40bn+ is a pretty hefty price tag otherwise I bet they would

that's a big matza ball. !

might be fun for google to show up that facebook $22b acquisition of whatsapp with a monster buy like this.

slapass 02-04-2015 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TrafficTitan (Post 20382489)
Uber and Google are having a falling out. Google is making an Uber like service and Uber is making self driving driving cars. Both want a piece of the other's action. I really hope google gets fucked by Apple and dropped as the default search on the Iphone.

I should have looked deeper. I still doubt they can do much.

crockett 02-04-2015 05:45 PM

Jesus is there anything Google doesn't try to take over? I dunno much about uber but fuck it's getting annoying that Google has to be into everything..

It's getting to the point I don't like to use their services because of shit like this. I've always avoided Facebook because of the same reasons but avoiding google would be hard as fuck.

arock10 02-04-2015 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20382689)
Jesus is there anything Google doesn't try to take over? I dunno much about uber but fuck it's getting annoying that Google has to be into everything..

It's getting to the point I don't like to use their services because of shit like this. I've always avoided Facebook because of the same reasons but avoiding google would be hard as fuck.

Well Google has been working on self driving cars for a while. Uber itself heavily relies on Google Maps to run its business

Just imagine a company owning a taxi company with a fleet of cars, except there would be no drivers which account for majority of a fare's price. Then imagine it country wide/world wide/etc. It would be far cheaper to be transported by a self driving google car then to actually own a car

also you'd own/destroy the oil, transporation, and car industry all in one go... amongst other things

crockett 02-04-2015 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by arock10 (Post 20382701)
Well Google has been working on self driving cars for a while. Uber itself heavily relies on Google Maps to run its business

Just imagine a company owning a taxi company with a fleet of cars, except there would be no drivers which account for majority of a fare's price. Then imagine it country wide/world wide/etc. It would be far cheaper to be transported by a self driving google car then to actually own a car

also you'd own/destroy the oil, transporation, and car industry all in one go... amongst other things

Yes, they are becoming too powerful. There is a reason the govt, before lobbyist ran everything, "used" to break companies up before they got "too big".

cosis 02-04-2015 10:07 PM

Taxi cabs are a dying breed


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