This is why we make so much money!
 

Do you guys read reddit? Oh I have spent wayy too much time this morning doing it.

So freeking pervy, but I suppose we can only be thankful that this gender is so....obsessed with jerking off and cum.

So earlier tonight I masturbated and now my junk itches REALLY bad and theres a thin layer of pus or musus on the base of my penis. The skin also looks very shiny, if that makes sense. I haven't had sex with a girl in weeks, so I don't think it's an STD. Has anyone experienced this? It's too late at night for me to go to a doctor, but I'm really worried.

So I live with my parents and can't really get a sex toy so what are some good household items to use for prostate stimulation? I've used my finger before and I loved it but I want something to go deeper. Basically, i want something I can pound my ass with. Any suggestions?
Also, will prostate stimulation lead to me shooting my cum further? I've always wanted to cum on my face, any suggestions for this? (So happy I dont have boys)

These are our future "men". Jerk off too long, and fuck their ass too hard. Sheesh.

Sounds like gay.

I've come to the conclusion that all guys like it in the poop shoot whether they say it out loud or not. :upsidedow

Stop projecting bro:1orglaugh