So a buddy of mine fucking farted in my man cave. I'm still fucking pissed
 

motherfucker. There;s a fucking rule re: that:

NO FUCKING FARTING @ YOUR BUDDIES" MANFUCKINGFCAVE<

fuck

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There is no such rule :)
No biggie.

umm, certainly you are joking. or don't have a mancave or don't have control of your fucking domain.

and you've obviously never had to clear your own fucking domain because a dipshit buddy can walk 10 fucking feet.

you're actually trying to tell me you let you friends fucking fart around your fucking entertainment area?

what.

the,

fucking.

fuck.

wait.

that means you fucking fart when at you friends' entertainment space?


jfc.

there is a fucking rule.

I do not let them fart, but if they do I laugh and say wtf dude. Then 30 seconds later it is all forgotten. Thus - no biggie.

Oh My God. You crack me up.

the next time yuou come over to the US of fucking A the only way you are coming to my Walking Dead night at my place is by signning a waiver!

I'm serious. not farting at your friend's abode is a rule numero uno in USA, and most certainly no taking a crap. drive to tfucking gas stationz1! :thumbsup

well, maybe a crap, that one is not a rule. there are certainly exceptions to allow for that.

No waiver needed, I do not fart at somebodies house because I have manners :)

I'll fart in the fucking Oval office if I have to fart. Fuck you and your anti-farting agenda.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Next time wear a rubber so your friend doesn't cum fart in your mancave

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fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccc ccccccccccccckkkkk that's funny.

gofukcyourself.

nevertheless. could be a new niche! :thumbsup

the thing is you really do NOT want me farting where youwatch tele. my shit lingers nmotherfuckerQ!

so don't let your buddies slide! crush their spirit! :1orglaugh

I do not think they ever did that, maybe once in 10 years :1orglaugh

I also just farted at my cave. I like farting at my cave. Who is with me?

here's the thing thoug. dude just let it rip. I mean LET IT RIP.

that was the real deal breaker, i could see letting it slide if someone accidently farted, but kicking back and blasting one>?

no fucking dice!

It's his way of hitting on you dude. Livin the mancave dream

+1 for mating call. :1orglaugh

either fucking way!

there are better mating calls.

I'm glad I cleared the air.

OMFG! My guitars!

Real men shit at home and fart outside.

this is just too much.. I think I farted from laughing so hard!

Dont mention a "shart" to this cat.


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Someone farted at our super bowl party. Things got quiet for a few minutes.

And secretly you giggled inside lol

No farting in a man cave? Your man cave sounds kind of girly

This thread is fartist.

I guess he believed you when you told him it was a man cave. You shoulda told him it was a sissy cave, there are different rules for those.

Pfffffffffffft (silent fart) :moon

Farting in a "man cave" sounds coherent if you ask me ...

Are you gay or something? That's what you do in a man cave. You fart all day long. Lets see some pics! (not of the fart but the man cave)

Exfuckinactly.


Some of y'all don't mind sitting in other's stink.

I do mind that.

Enjoy your bro's gas. That's not sissy at all.

Fucking lolz

That's what I do in my space. Not someone else's.

Its a lot more gay to sit around in someone else's fucking fart

Kind of my sentiments when I initially posted. While I agree that farting is not cool, but why specifically it is worst in a man cave? In my opinion if you fart somewhere man cave is not as bad as lets say at some girls cave or at some room where ladies are present etc. Man cave is not as bad. While the OP thinks exactly the opposite :)

Yes, the kitchen is a more ideal place to let your friends fart.

Right. That's why you mentioned manners earlier.

Look. Its OK you don't mind watching TV while your buddy gases up the room. You don't mind that so no rule. You keep needing to point that out for some reason.

You were fucking during the farting episode? :)

keep shooting for the stars! one day you will get that cardboard box.

reparations!