218 on bowling ...
 

yes yes guys, today i made my best and it was almost 100 better than my normal score ... i feel i am the best guy all around right now ... have a great weekend everyone! :thumbsup

Your 'normal' is only 118?

I have a friend who pretty much lives in the Bowling Alley and on Facebook. He's bowled a few 300 games already this year, with more than a few 800+ series.

I'd be super happy like you, with a 218.

I'm a 90 bowler, but my buddy has 300 ring and goes to Vegas few times a year. Most of the times he bowls drunk and still managed 260 average.

Lmfao I've been bowling 30 years and average 212 but I can guarantee you no fucking one even the pros don't average 260.. fucking idiot..

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Lol fucking owned!

What ever it is it more than my 90. Did I hurt you little feelings or somffins? :1orglaugh

Idiot alert! :warning

You talked yourself up with quite the bullshit story there. Even the part where he does it "drunk". Lie about your buddies bowling scores so you can sound like a big shot?

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Wow you got owned and should hang your head in shame for making lies up about bowling in the first place.

Even funnier is most 10 year olds have better than a 90 average.

When I was 10 mine was 165, now i go nuts if I even get close to that.

Taking the kids in a few hours. Wouldn't be surprised if I get out rolled my a 6 year old. :1orglaugh

Just so I don't get accused to lying about a friend. He just posted these in the past week or so.

http://imgur.com/edGbv8Y

http://imgur.com/dOxkbet

I didnt start bowling until I was 12 but I was averaging in the 150's, by the time I was in my 20's I was averaging in the 190's but never could break the 200 barrier (average wise). Had 2 300's, which considering all the game I've bowled is not very impressive.

Of course that was back in the day when oil patterns and equipment didnt turn good bowlers into great bowlers. Back then it was rare to be on a league and have a 200 average bowler, nowadays its normal for there to be 3 or 4 200 average bowlers on a league.

yeah, my standart is like 125, but yesterday i had the day, few games close to 150, so i hope my bowling skills will start getting better :) but of course tons of factors, but hey, it was 218, 8strikes in a game, that is something nobody can take of you :winkwink: have a nice weekend everyone! :thumbsup

Relax kid. I got owned. I threw number out there because I don't know anything about bowling. Jesus, huge victory for you in your mom's basement. :1orglaugh
Yes, I make things up about bowling because it gets me gfy credo. Almost like buying a helicopter of high rolling in Circus-Circus during adult convention.

Exactly you are such a loser you have to lie about bowling.

I don't care about a victory for myself. But to know that big of idiots like you exist you lie about bowling is hilarious to me. :1orglaugh

Let me guess you are the guy at the local pub that was "football champ 1962".

lol loser

I take it you like to bowl? Dipshit, did you notice the part where I said I bowl 90? :1orglaugh
I was referring to someone else who is a semi-pro. Yes, I threw his average out there without giving him a call and asking "Hey bud, there is this bad motherfucker on internet board, who I so fucking respect. I am so afraid to say something wrong because I'll be shamed forever. hey, whats your bowling average".. Eat dick clown.

You even went as far to point out he had a "300 ring". :1orglaugh

You are trying so hard you not only lied about your drunk fat buddy, you went to great lengths to point out great detail about him.

You should be shamed. You lied about BOWLING. Fucking BOWLING. :1orglaugh

I do not believe there is anything else you can do for the rest of your life to make up for this failure. You should be hanging your head in shame forever. FOREVER.

"300 ring" "goes to vegas" "he bowls drunk and still managed 260 average" o wow just wow! :1orglaugh

ok, anyone for bowling in sitges? :winkwink: i will beat your asses as i am in the great condition! :1orglaugh :)

He is actually very skinny and the reason I know about his trips is because our wives are best friends. He's from LA and she went to watch him on number of occasions. But now that I hurt some fat boy's feelings on interwebs I don't know if I can make it through the weekend. Or probably forever. Maybe I should send you a stack of coupons to Fat Jerry's Burgers so you can forgive my discrepancy. I will include free rubber dick with it as a gesture of peace.

Ok dude keep back tracking! Your "wives" are best friends. Do "they" average "260 drunk" and have "300 rings also" :1orglaugh

i guarantee you don't even have a wife. Does "she" know you lie about bowling on the internet? :1orglaugh

No trust me my feelings arent hurt. I feel amazing. It is like a sitcom knowing idiots like you exist out there. :1orglaugh

I just can't get over it! I find it hilarious you are building yourself a complete lie all around bowling still. :1orglaugh

Bitter little kid but with nipple ring

http://enlightenedmale2000.com/wp-co.../01/Small4.jpg

Looks like I fucked up the image links.

Im going to see if my buddy can wear the ring this weekend and I will snap a picture next to yellow sticky saying "Metaman has tiny penis and will never bowl 300". I might actually go over to his house on sunday and take picture of 300 trophy of where he bowls in LA. For that I want to see metaman's own picture wearing bowling shoes and bell bottoms. No penis pictures. :thumbsup

oh I love to bowl if by bowling you mean Wii U Bowling that is..

http://mattblue.net/i/300.jpg

one of 3 of my 300 games I've bowled :thumbsup

But if you are talking about that shit they do at real bowling alleys? I haven't stepped in one in over 20 yrs besides the VIP Bowling in hollywood in 2007 (and I didn't bowl then.)