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crockett 03-05-2015 05:34 PM

FL man strikes again...
 
No it wasn't L Pink.. or me.. :1orglaugh


FORT MYERS, Fla. - A southwest Florida man put his dead neighbor in the bed of his pickup truck and drove to his lawyer's office claiming he'd killed the man in self-defense.

Attorney Robert Harris told the News-Press of Fort Myers that 52-year-old John Marshall showed up around 4 p.m. Wednesday, saying he didn't know who else to trust.

Attorneys called 911 and Marshall spent hours at Harris' office before finally leaving for the hospital around 10:30 p.m. He had a swollen lip, missing tooth and what appeared to be two broken thumbs.

According to Harris, Marshall wrestled a gun away from his neighbor and fatally shot him earlier Wednesday. The two men had apparently been in a dispute over property work.

Lee County Sheriff's deputies declined to say whether Marshall would be arrested.



lol how does this shit not surprise me..

L-Pink 03-05-2015 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20411384)

lol how does this shit not surprise me..

The only thing that surprises me is he didn't stop and go fishing on the way to his lawyer's.

brassmonkey 03-05-2015 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20411388)
The only thing that surprises me is he didn't stop and go fishing on the way to his lawyer's.

when u get out??

2MuchMark 03-05-2015 07:03 PM

Did he have Skittles?

L-Pink 03-05-2015 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20411417)
when u get out??

Still in, the old lady snuck in a smartphone and charger in her gaping asshole during a conjugal visit.


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Penny24Seven 03-05-2015 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20411476)
Still in, the old lady snuck in a smartphone and charger in her gaping asshole during a conjugal visit.


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It is a lot easier to get stuff in, I understand you do not want to give any secrets away, I hide it in my fro


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