How much poon tang lines up outside your house daily?
 

I got 1 big ass problem.

Word on the block is that i got a big ass white donk and ALL the bitches be raving about it on instagram.

I posted one photo with the hashtag #Cock-ifornia, like my dicks so big its the size of the California state. And i got bad ass dime piece bitches blowing up my pager all day long.

Whats a brutha to do?

me = :pimp

Your ... pager?

is it 1997?

I roll with a pager because i cant have ladies blowin up my cell phone. Then they can't play this game "Oh big white daddy its 3am come and widen my rug".

These hoes know i control the game. you page and you get called when i let the cockzilla out of the cage.

Other then that CHILL. kapeesh?

Do you think i got time for stupid fucking questions son? message back when your balls drop and you stop banging fat chicks from the pool hall. KAPEESH?

lots of tang lines up by my bicycle daily waiting for a ride to market to bye cheese cumcumbers carots beats to eat and be merry happy people by river drunking booze

Show them what you're made of baybee!!!!!!

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Bitches
 

If bitches are banging your pager around the clock, go down to the payphone and invite them over.

Then he'd be 6ft 3 and ripped to shreds.... :1orglaugh

Listen fat ass shouldn't you be down at Dominos folding pizzas?

The good 'ol days :pimp

dat poon

Drone shot of your 'poontang' line.


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