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MaDalton 03-10-2015 01:19 PM
Iran Offers to Mediate Talks Between Republicans and Obama
 
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TEHRAN (The Borowitz Report)?Stating that ?their continuing hostilities are a threat to world peace,? Iran has offered to mediate talks between congressional Republicans and President Obama.

Iran?s Supreme Leader, Ali Khamenei, made the offer one day after Iran received what he called a ?worrisome letter? from Republican leaders, which suggested to him that ?the relationship between Republicans and Obama has deteriorated dangerously.?

?Tensions between these two historic enemies have been high in recent years, but we believe they are now at a boiling point,? Khamenei said. ?As a result, Iran feels it must offer itself as a peacemaker.?

He said that his nation was the ?logical choice? to jumpstart negotiations between Obama and the Republicans because ?it has become clear that both sides currently talk more to Iran than to each other.?

He invited Obama and the Republicans to meet in Tehran to hash out their differences and called on world powers to force the two bitter foes to the bargaining table, adding, ?It is time to stop the madness.?

Hours after Iran made its offer, President Obama said that he was willing to meet with his congressional adversaries under the auspices of Tehran, but questioned whether ?any deal reached with Republicans is worth the paper it?s written on.?

For their part, the Republicans said they would only agree to talks if there were no preconditions, such as recognizing President Obama?s existence.
Iran Offers to Mediate Talks Between Republicans and Obama - The New Yorker

Harmon 03-10-2015 01:26 PM
This is fucking GOLD!!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

mineistaken 03-10-2015 01:26 PM
Iran will bring Hussein in line :thumbsup

crockett 03-10-2015 02:11 PM
LOL who knew Ali Khamenei had a sense of humor..

sandman! 03-10-2015 02:50 PM
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Vendzilla 03-10-2015 02:53 PM
That's pretty funny!

directfiesta 03-10-2015 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 20415235)
That's pretty funny!
yes ... and sorta sad at the same time .

bronco67 03-10-2015 03:14 PM
Who knew the Iranians had a razor sharp wit?

baddog 03-10-2015 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20415209)
LOL who knew Ali Khamenei had a sense of humor..
Who said he does?

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Originally Posted by directfiesta (Post 20415237)
... and sorta sad at the same time .
I agree, but for different reasons

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Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 20415248)
Who knew the Iranians had a razor sharp wit?
Who knew GFYers couldn't read?


Man, just shows people see what they want to see; it isn't crockett science.

pornmasta 03-10-2015 05:11 PM
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:paulmarkham

Captain Kawaii 03-10-2015 05:35 PM
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh Thanks for the chuckles.

crockett 03-10-2015 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 20415303)
Who said he does?



I agree, but for different reasons



Who knew GFYers couldn't read?


Man, just shows people see what they want to see; it isn't crockett science.
It appears the sarcasm flew right over your head..

baddog 03-10-2015 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20415341)
It appears the sarcasm flew right over your head..
I had to consider the source.

PornDiscounts-V 03-10-2015 05:58 PM
Got a video? I can't read.

bronco67 03-10-2015 06:09 PM
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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 20415303)
Who said he does?



I agree, but for different reasons



Who knew GFYers couldn't read?
I was actually making a sarcastic joke, but I don't expect grumpy old men to have a sense of humor.

Joshua G 03-10-2015 08:33 PM
i would wager a nuclear deal with iran is gonna get done, soley to embarrass the republicans.

:2 cents:

brassmonkey 03-10-2015 08:37 PM
id smear bacon grease on the microphones :evil-laug:evil-laug:evil-laug

_Richard_ 03-11-2015 01:36 AM
still not as funny as the real letter from irans foreign minister

dyna mo 03-11-2015 06:45 AM
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Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 20415371)
I was actually making a sarcastic joke, but I don't expect grumpy old men to have a sense of humor.
what you are not getting is it wasn't funny.

fetishwealth 03-11-2015 06:54 AM
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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20415341)
It appears the sarcasm flew right over your head..
You forgot the /sarcasm tag.

candyflip 03-11-2015 07:18 AM
From the New Yorker's satire idiot? I'm not gonna click, but that's my guess.


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