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dyna mo 03-13-2015 08:27 PM

kale, who can eat this shit! fuck, it;s like chomping up sandpaper.
 
i mean really, come on! horses would need to chew this shit up. a fucking gallon of Ranch dressing doesn't even overrider the disgusting shit.

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anti-kale motherfucker

fitzmulti 03-13-2015 08:29 PM

NOT me!!!

L-Pink 03-13-2015 08:31 PM

I like kale, especially red kale, have it in most of my salads.

dyna mo 03-13-2015 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20417935)
I like kale, especially red kale, have it in most of my salads.

don't be trollin my thread mother fucker!

dyna mo 03-13-2015 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20417935)
I like kale, especially red kale, have it in most of my salads.

next you're gonna be tellin me yhou & ********** carpooled in the volt to puttputt and chia tea lattes after.

L-Pink 03-13-2015 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20417937)
don't be trollin my thread mother fucker!

Kale, black eyed pea and sausage stew with French bread :thumbsup


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L-Pink 03-13-2015 08:43 PM

Kale's soul food, you should hit up BrassMonkey for some tasty recipes.

MakeMeGrrrrowl 03-13-2015 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20417931)
horses would need to chew this shit up. r

Don't they chew everything up that they eat? :upsidedow

MakeMeGrrrrowl 03-13-2015 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20417939)
Kale, black eyed pea and sausage stew with French bread :thumbsup


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Is it good cooked? I was going to try that last year, they had a big crop out behind my pasture last year and the day I was going to go grab a bunch they freeking harvested! I wanted the fresh good stuff.

I drink it in shakes - but it's pretty fucking foul, even with fruit. I really just stick to spinach, every day.

L-Pink 03-13-2015 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 20417954)
Is it good cooked? I was going to try that last year, they had a big crop out behind my pasture last year and the day I was going to go grab a bunch they freeking harvested! I wanted the fresh good stuff.

I drink it in shakes - but it's pretty fucking foul, even with fruit. I really just stick to spinach, every day.

Kale, chicken, brown rice, soup is pretty good too. It's a little strong but just tell yourself it's good for you. I enjoy different tasting things when you find good local restaurants.

For salads if you wash the leaves real good, tear into small pieces, squeeze a lemon or some olive oil on and squeeze it in real good before adding to other ingredients it's not as tough as OP's experience

Listen to me giving cooking tips lol.

Spunky 03-13-2015 09:28 PM

Prefer to juice it ,has a lot of benefits

Bladewire 03-13-2015 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by fitzmulti (Post 20417932)
NOT me!!!

Not meh eetha eew :smokin

baddog 03-13-2015 11:39 PM

We use it for juicing a lot and it is really good; not sure I feel the same way about eating it.

pornguy 03-14-2015 12:25 AM

Are they putting that in Sushi as well?

How is it in something like that?

pimpmaster9000 03-14-2015 04:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20417931)
i mean really, come on! horses would need to chew this shit up. a fucking gallon of Ranch dressing doesn't even overrider the disgusting shit.

/

anti-kale motherfucker

take kale and blend it with a banana...the banana cancels out the raw kale taste and it is very nutritious...

candyflip 03-14-2015 06:01 AM

I use it in smoothies and also bake it with garlic, herbs and spices.

suesheboy 03-14-2015 06:06 AM

bake it into chips...yum!

iSpyCams 03-14-2015 06:51 AM

Fry it in garlic butter with some bacon grease, it's delicious. Can't stand it raw or in smoothies either.

suesheboy 03-14-2015 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by pompousjohn (Post 20418103)
Fry it in garlic butter with some bacon grease, it's delicious. Can't stand it raw or in smoothies either.

Even cat turds taste good made that way.


...Don't ask!

Manfap 03-14-2015 07:34 AM

wilt it down with leeks, garlic and chillie. a little bit of bacon is good with it aswell.

ilnjscb 03-14-2015 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 20417995)
We use it for juicing a lot and it is really good; not sure I feel the same way about eating it.

Thats right you juice it - it has an abundance of that green shit I can't be bothered to look up chlorophilacterin or something like that which is really good for humans

shake 03-14-2015 08:17 AM

I cook it up all the time. Make kale chips by coating in olive oil and cooking at 300 for about 20-25 minutes with salt and spices.

2MuchMark 03-14-2015 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 20418005)
Are they putting that in Sushi as well?

Why did you have to bring up Sushi? Now I'm hungry. I L o v e sushi. Hmmm..

seeandsee 03-14-2015 12:42 PM

about what are you talking?

dyna mo 03-14-2015 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 20417953)
Don't they chew everything up that they eat? :upsidedow

I was thinking chew AT it. Like hay. I.e., why the fuck am i supposed to eat this? Because its insane roughage isn't a good enough reason. I get a ton of fiber already. I always get the "oh, its just like lettuce as I get it served to me in a salad.

CDSmith 03-15-2015 10:39 AM

Have you tried smoking it?

bns666 03-15-2015 04:40 PM

tastes relatively ok when cooked and spiced properly


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