My first flight in about 8 years... and they turn the fucking plane around!
 

Plane forced to return to Heathrow... | Daily Mail Online

Unbelievable! Only about 40 mins in the air, and now I'm back in the UK again!!!

I'd saved for ages for that holiday as well... :(

I thought the thread title said FIGHT... was waiting to open it and see a poop fight. Disappointed. :(

Well what do you expect when you're fat as yourself and shit your pants regularly.

who wants that sitting next to them

Check your travel-agency... maybe you only booked a 40 minutes sightseeing flight above the NorthSea:2 cents:
Don't expect palmtrees if you can't afford it...

You ruined the plane toilet?

:2 cents::2 cents::2 cents:
:1orglaugh

I prefer the term 'improved'...

Should have shit in the sink!

The terrorists win...

Ha ha. I thought hey might have let you back in to the States for a moment there :)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You decided to hit Dubai huh? You've been reading too much of my shit..... but I thought that was your thing so, you should have taken over the plane :1orglaugh Can you imagine the embarrassment of the person did that poo....

Health and safety? Since when has the smell of shit risked the safety of a person?

That's so fucking British.....

Ok i laughed :1orglaugh

The smell was just too high