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blackmonsters 03-15-2015 11:43 AM

You're going to hold your dick when walking around too!
 
Grip it tight when out at night :

Doctors claim first successful penis transplant - CNN.com


:1orglaugh

Bladewire 03-15-2015 01:04 PM

"The heroes in all of this for me are the donor, and his family. They saved the lives of many people because they donated the heart, lungs, kidneys, liver, skin, corneas, and then the penis." :thumbsup

Gotta wonder how mangled, disproportionate & off color it must be, but at least it works! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

aka123 03-15-2015 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 20418895)
Grip it tight when out at night :

So that you will hold your penis with your death grip?

Well, at least you will get into news is you die like that in a public place. :)

mikesouth 03-15-2015 02:06 PM

Actually in much older times (Roman I think) men used to hold their testicles when they swore an oath...its where the word testify comes from.

aka123 03-15-2015 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikesouth (Post 20418933)
Actually in much older times (Roman I think) men used to hold their testicles when they swore an oath...its where the word testify comes from.

If there was some testicle related punishment for breaking that oath, it surely was more binding oath.

I swear hands on my balls. :)

USA could replace that hand on heart thing. My country doesn't have that, so it doesn't apply in here.

blackmonsters 03-15-2015 02:55 PM

On the flip side, if a guy says he wouldn't fuck her even with your dick, you can now
offer a serious challenge.

:1orglaugh

MrBottomTooth 03-15-2015 03:24 PM

I wonder if they'll throw in free melatonin therapy if i trade up for a black dick.

blackmonsters 03-15-2015 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 20418960)
I wonder if they'll throw in free melatonin therapy if i trade up for a black dick.

NO..........

Why do you think the Korean guy in the article had severe psychological problems and had
his removed after it worked just fine.

I mean, even when he had the pussy all to himself some black dude was still fucking his bitch.

:1orglaugh

Bladewire 03-15-2015 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikesouth (Post 20418933)
Actually in much older times (Roman I think) men used to hold their testicles when they swore an oath...its where the word testify comes from.

I didn't know that very cool! Despite the stupid things you say about Gays & Hiv.;)

EngineCash 03-16-2015 02:32 AM

The new penis works, so great job for everyone... :) :thumbsup

seeandsee 03-16-2015 03:13 AM

I heard someone transplant peniss on his back

Look Chang 03-16-2015 05:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikesouth (Post 20418933)
Actually in much older times (Roman I think) men used to hold their testicles when they swore an oath...its where the word testify comes from.

So women were not allowed to testiclefy? :conehead

RummyBoy 03-16-2015 05:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Look Chang (Post 20419422)
So women were not allowed to testiclefy? :conehead

Look Chang!?!?! You came out of the shadows to deliver that! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

aka123 03-16-2015 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Look Chang (Post 20419422)
So women were not allowed to testiclefy? :conehead

Women weren't allowed to do shit.. well maybe that, but to do other stuff.

AntonMG 03-16-2015 09:08 AM

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnnnext/dam...xlarge-169.jpg

Seeing the fucking binoculars on the doctor's face, it's probably not a very big dick. :2 cents:

Mobius Matt 03-16-2015 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 20418949)
On the flip side, if a guy says he wouldn't fuck her even with your dick, you can now
offer a serious challenge.

:1orglaugh

^^This:thumbsup


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