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cfU 03-23-2015 01:55 PM

TPF: All Attendees entitled to Free Blowjobs ?
 
"At The Phoenix Forum, PremiumPartners.com is hosting The Blowjob Bash on the show?s opening night. Complimentary round trip transportation will be provided from the Tempe Mission Palms to the hottest adult club in Phoenix − Babes Cabaret. Doors open at 10pm, and all attendees of the Phoenix Forum will receive an invitation in their registration packet.

?This will be a kickoff party to remember,? promised Delatush. ?Our invitations will include tickets for free drinks, free lap dances, and a free ?blowjob!? Yes, you read that right. Any attendee to The Bash is entitled to a free 'blowjob'. Curious as to how this will all go down? So are we!?"

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TeenCat 03-23-2015 02:02 PM

i smell almonds :) have a good one everyone! :thumbsup

k0nr4d 03-23-2015 02:09 PM

The quotes around the word blowjob make it suspicious. It's probably a drink called a blowjob (I think it's like a wineglass with a shotglass of baileys inside of it and then buried in whipped cream or some shit)

Chris 03-23-2015 02:13 PM

The 26th?

Far-L 03-23-2015 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0nr4d (Post 20426761)
The quotes around the word blowjob make it suspicious. It's probably a drink called a blowjob (I think it's like a wineglass with a shotglass of baileys inside of it and then buried in whipped cream or some shit)

Yep, I didn't even blink an eye or get a swelling in my loins when I read it. Now when Homegrown says people are going to be getting bj's at parties... :winkwink:

Jman 03-23-2015 02:24 PM

LOL noice. reminds me of the 2nd IslandGathering in Curacao when FlashCash gave free fuck tokens for the Mirage ;)

C H R I S 03-23-2015 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jman (Post 20426774)
LOL noice. reminds me of the 2nd IslandGathering in Curacao when FlashCash gave free fuck tokens for the Mirage ;)

Heard stories about that one.

Chris 03-23-2015 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Far-L (Post 20426769)
Yep, I didn't even blink an eye or get a swelling in my loins when I read it. Now when Homegrown says people are going to be getting bj's at parties... :winkwink:

Is josh giving blowjobs this year again?

Rochard 03-23-2015 02:37 PM

My lord how times have changed. Fifteen years ago a "blow job party" mean you were getting blown, not getting a free drink.

CaptainHowdy 03-23-2015 02:38 PM

Ahahahahahahahahaha!

thehand 03-23-2015 02:47 PM

If this was the 2006 Costa Rica show, I would believe it.

Far-L 03-23-2015 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris (Post 20426777)
Is josh giving blowjobs this year again?

Yes, the plumping injections went really well because last year we had so many complaints about the stubble and lack of "blowjob lips". I think he even added a tongue barbell piercing. Make sure to ask for him to do the Creme de menthe shot first for an extra tingly sensation.:winkwink:

innproductions 03-25-2015 01:13 AM

This should be interesting


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