Masturbation related hospitalization
 

I won't lie I could have filmed people screwing for the rest of my life. But times change and really filming sex is down around 5% of what I shoot these days. In a way I don't miss the flakes, men stroking their cocks trying to get hard or the pop shot, etc.. etc.. etc.

Well I did some work for a doctor and found out that free porn is creating hell in his line of work too. As he told me 20 years ago masturbation related injuries coming into the Emergency room were about 1 every couple of years. Today it's every few days and sometimes it's daily for a few of weeks.

Plus the types of injuries have changed as well as the social class and education level of those incurring the injuries.

For example he said it was almost always exclusively males who were pretty much shmucks working dead end jobs that either stuck their cocks someplace and got stuck or lost something in their asses. But last week he had a well to do lady lawyer in her late 30s brought in with a broken off power drill chuck stuck in her. And a couple of days prior to her a male University Professor almost killed himself by accidentally electrocuting the inside of his colon.

WTF???
I got told about power tools, jars, car parts, steam related injuries, etc.

Life is getting fucking weird and when someone can get a "steam injury" from stroking off I just think it's game over for humanity.