WANTED: Graphic Designer who can create a penis out of anything.
 

WANTED: Graphic Designer who can create a penis out of anything.

About the gig
- Freelance position.
- Must be proficient in Adobe Photoshop, Illustrator, or the like.
- Bonus points if you can yank out a penis logo in less than an hour.

Jobs - 8==D

Thought some of might be interested :winkwink:

So you want a designer to take any object thrown their way and construe a penis out of it? like a bunch?

Applied! Hope I get the job :winkwink:

Do you have some samples of your work to share? :winkwink::upsidedow

Ur kidding aren't you?? :1orglaugh

Does it have to be a Graphic Designer tho?
Because I can make a penis out of almost anything. :D

Work samples are standard practice for applying at any designer job... :winkwink:

Looks to me that they are looking for a designer but you can try and send them your concepts so they might have something else for you...

Here are a couple :winkwink:

http://www.zuzanadesigns.com/gfy/penis/01.jpg


http://www.zuzanadesigns.com/gfy/penis/02.jpg

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Well there was that one guy who sold all those stick figure drawings of cats so I see no reason why Porn Nerd should not at least take a shot at landing his dream job. When you reach for the stars you may not quite get one, but you won't come up with a handful of mud either. :thumbsup

I always wanted to make a website called "YouDontKnowDick.com" and use him as the mascot.. :1orglaugh

sadly the domain is of course taken and they want too much for it..

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Would've been a good side project. :thumbsup

As long as I don't come up with a handful of pubes then sure. :D

You inspired me to make this for another thread.

http://i.imgur.com/vc3SEgC.png

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