World's first penis REDUCTION performed
 

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...icle-1.2120188

A Florida teenager has successfully undergone the world?s first penis reduction surgery, doctors at the University of South Florida claim.

The unidentified 17-year-old?s ?massive? phallus was ?too large for intercourse,? according to a report published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine.

Shaped like an American football, it was almost 7 inches long and had a circumference of 10 inches when flaccid.

?It sounds like a man?s dream ? a tremendously inflated phallus ? but unfortunately, although it was a generous length, its girth was just massive, especially around the middle,? Dr. Rafael Carrion, the urologist who treated the teen, told the Daily Mail.

Oh wait!

Did he just lose a lot of money?

Told them not to publicize it :mad:

It's a curse having a huge cock

10? :Oh crap

He's blessed

I'm doing well. Thank, guys.

They said inches not millimeters.

:2 cents:

I wonder if the saved the spare bits - Checking EBay now...

Didn't Lorena Bobbit already do one at the 90's? For her husband I mean.

That's like ISIS calling a beheading a 'Height Reduction'...

fuck that :1orglaugh:1orglaugh im not having penis surgery ever!