Do you Juice?
 

Looking for some decent recipes that actually don't taste like shit.

nah fuck that, just juice kale, red beats and other gnarly ingredients into a small glass and down it fast

Exactly. Add some Wild Turkey to it and do shots :2 cents:

Have a brand new Breville, my effort to actually use it needs improvement

This ^^ don't sweeten it, just do it. You'll feel better for 24 hours.

Just mixed some Frutopia Strawberry and some Mango Juice with some fine Rum, Best ever :pimp

I throw a teaspoon of local honey in.

I use 50% kale and throw in frozen berries (blueberries & black/raspberries) and sometimes a banana and it tastes pretty good.

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Spinach, half a banana, frozen blueberries, cucumbers, squeeze half a lime, ginger, ground flaxseed, whey protein amd some ice. Tastes pretty good.

I dont get this whole "juice" thing. People are such pussies these days. I eat my fruits and vegetables raw like a real man.

When you guys say "pretty good" does it actually taste "pretty good"? or do you mean "pretty good" compared to other recipes you tried that you ended up barfing out?

If you asked someone in the UK if they juiced, you would be asking them if they used anabolic steroids.

It means a different thing here :)

My wife has one that is, Spinach, Kale, Greek Yogurt, Avocado, Grapes, and half a pear. Its fucking gross. I cannot stomach that one.

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I started juicing when I broke my jaw about 3 months ago. Having soup for 3 meals a day gets pretty boring and not very nutritious. So I bought a Vitamix and starting juicing. I have had my jaw unwired now for almost 2 months and still juice in the mornings. You can get a ton of veggies in that way.

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I don't juice anymore, I buy bolthouse greens. They taste good (compared to my juicing), are organic and have all the needed veggies. Even spiruline and some other stuff that can make your dick hard. check out their products
Bolthouse Farms - Daily Greens

Also, like JFK mentionned atop, I also add lemon to my Vodka :1orglaugh

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nice chop!

Look, the whole point is you can down the juice in 5 seconds and be done with it, and not have to sit there with lemon-face for an hour choking down your veggies.

Dinosaur Kale, 1/2 beet, organic carrot, chinese broccoli. Bolt it, then slam a glass of water, then make the same noise you make when you put your aftershave on. No apples or grapes or shit like that.

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Beets
 

Never sure if he meant the leafy part or the regular part of the beet. But famous crime writer Jim Thompson (The Getaway, After Dark My Sweet, The Grifters), several times in his books, said it was the best thing to build up new blood after a loss, especially after a gunshot.

Raw egg, blender of V8 and a couple shots of vodka is as close to juicing as I want to get.

I love juicing! especially the green juices with all the veggies.... YUMMM

Judging by the suggestions I have seen presented, some are blending while others are juicing. Which are you doing?

If really juicing here are some hints:

apple and pear are great flavor neutralizers.
Kale adds a great smoked flavor
Garlic about the size of your thumb adds a nice spiciness
When juicing leafy vegetables, roll them up into a tight ball first; you can roll up small berries in the middle

you want to blend, not juice

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Saw the thread title and thought it meant e-juice - as in vaping. :1orglaugh

I tried juicing for awhile but it's a huge pain in the ass. Good luck finding something tasty.

More lube...smaller nozzle.

are you guys all fags? And what the fuck is kale?

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