Tell me you best racist joke
 

What do you call a black guy flying a plane?













































The pilot of course...

Ah, sweet americans and their racist anti-racism propaganda..

I foulnd more racists or equal outside of the USA than here

Exactly :)

Because the rest of the world finds american racist standards super silly, can't say this, can't say that..

irish father catches his son sniffing charlie........

he says if i catch you again i will rub your fucking nose in it

A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”

Why did god give blacks rhythm? - To make up for what he did to their hair...

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Tell me you best racist ....black joke

how many racist does it take to screw in a light bulb....

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maybe, maybe not.... how is the ethnic cleansing going in your country?

Irish guy is walking down the road and see 2 guys fighting "excuse me is this a private fight or can anybody jump in?"

I know only two racist jokes, and they both are kinda mean. I tell those only for academic purposes.

"What happens when Jew walks against wall? He hurts his nose."

"What chainsaw says? Run..nigga..nigga..run..run!"

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too slow for my taste :helpme

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If you don't get the joke:disgust

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Shit stain is worse than BM+BM combined.
While BM has people who vote for him this one would not even have that.

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Q: What's the difference between a black and a tire ?

A : Tires only stink when they're burnt

/me runs :-)

while you don't burn black guys.
Hmm brilliant.

What's the similarity between a black and a car tire?

Both sing when you put the chains on.

once i was bugging a coworker coming back from work, telling bad white racist jokes in a crowded train etc, he kinda gets 'on board' and starts telling bad asian racist jokes (he is asian)

just as he finishes this native guy leans in outta no where, goes very loudly, 'you know why there is no natives in star trek?........... we don't work in the future either'

whole car starts laughing lol

I saw Gilbert Godfried live a few weeks ago and he told this amazing joke.

A Priest and a Rabbi are walking down the street when they see a 10 year old kid. The Priest says "Wanna fuck him?" and the Rabbi says "Out of what?"

So, so bad...

OK, my favorite is more social commentary and is kinda visual...so bear with me.

You ask "How does every black joke start?"

They say something like "I don't know, how?"

You then look over each shoulder. (which is the joke)

But, invariably, they'll miss it and say something along the lines of "You're good, go ahead."

The reason why so many Italians are named Tony is because when they left Italy, they put a huge stamp on their foreheads that said, "TO NY" - and it stuck. :thumbsup

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That'd be funny...if I subscribed to the apologist club. :winkwink:

What has 6 legs and says hodedo hodedo hodedo

3 Jamaicans running for a elevator :)

This one I heard in L.A. it works best there

How do you know asians have moved into your neighborhood?

All the mexicans buy auto insurance

OMG :1orglaugh that is so fucking hilarious

How do you know if a Chinese person robs your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the fucker is still trying to back out of your driveway.

Why do middle eastern women put a red dot on their foreheads?

Helps for better aiming.

What do you get when cross an Italian with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla.

Why aren't there any Latinos on Star Trek?

They won't work in the future either.

What did the KKK guy say to the black guy in the tree?


"What up nigga"
or
"hows it hangin"

How do you know if you are a white trash?

The Salvation Army declines your furniture

Why doesn't Mexico enter the Olympics?

Because all their best runners, jumpers and swimmers are in America

Why is arab pilots so easy to train?

You only have to teach them how to take off

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Juicyyyy wazaaap nigga? :)

He's a cracka :winkwink:

I thought latinos are stereotypically hard workers, no? :upsidedow

This joke was already posted with "natives" which maybe makes more sense.

Actually the red dot is scratched off by the groom during the wedding to see if he won a gas station or convenience store.

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lots of funny ones!

Why don't Mexicans BBQ?
Beans keep falling through the grill.

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